England: "Wealthy Heiress Arrested with Illegal Armoury and Gun Smithy"


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cuchulainn
December 28, 2002, 08:42 PM
Wealthy Heiress Arrested with Illegal Armoury and Gun Smithy
Dec. 28, 2002
by Gordon Brightton

MIDDLESEX -- The heiress of the late, famed archeologist, Lord Croft is in custody after her estate was raided by Her Majesty’s Firearm Constabulary for violations of the Firearms Act. Removed was a virtual arsenal of homemade and modified rifles and handguns as well as other, greater weapons.

HMFC personnel discovered that the lower floors of the mansion contained a weapons production facility that included a gun smithy and robotics lab. A significant section of the lower basement had been converted from a wine cellar and fodder to a martial training area.

According to HMFC Underconstable Harvey Fletcher, “Lady Croft apparently was under the delusion that she was training to avenge her father’s death. But with the problems we have with imitation firearms being converted to real use, finding such a facility on the British mainland is very chilling indeed. This is something you would expect to find among the militia movement in the United States or perhaps the IRA.”

Lord Croft died in 1985 under suspicious circumstances. His Christian name was Richard. Lady Croft’s Christian name is Lara. ;)

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Wakal
December 28, 2002, 09:23 PM
ROTFLOL

Atticus
December 29, 2002, 12:08 AM
Lora Croft's missing twin?

Hkmp5sd
December 29, 2002, 12:18 AM
Does this mean no sequel to Tomb Raider ?:(

Don Gwinn
December 29, 2002, 11:34 AM
Atticus--you're going to slap your forehead when you figure that one out. :D

Atticus
December 31, 2002, 05:25 PM
Don: "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and that new band "Boston" are about the newest things in my memory banks...and the eyes are going too....LARA. I'm too slow to even slap my own forehead.

Jorah
December 31, 2002, 06:35 PM
http://digilander.libero.it/laracroftvertigo/Lara%20Croft%20Next%20Generation.jpg

:what:
Swiped from this site... (http://digilander.libero.it/laracroftvertigo/)

Atticus
December 31, 2002, 08:17 PM
Is that a Tamara/Runt morph?:D

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