fun bumper sticker


Andrew Rothman
September 15, 2004, 11:57 PM
Saw this in a parking lot.

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September 16, 2004, 12:06 AM
I saw a sticker the other day that read;

"guns don't kill people
oh wait, yeah they do"

I know it's anti, but I still thought it was pretty funny

September 16, 2004, 12:47 AM
LOL @ both of them.

Lt. G
September 16, 2004, 01:23 AM
Great,!!! Gettin' some laughs off the boards tonight!! Thanx, Keep 'em comin"

September 16, 2004, 07:17 AM
The BEST sticker I've ever seen was on the back of a truck.

"My 1911 is more effective than your 911!"
Brought a tear to my eye. :evil:

September 16, 2004, 07:51 AM
"You can't beat a woman who shoots"



September 16, 2004, 08:23 AM
On of my favorites:

Black background, with a green silouette PPK in the center. Above and below the PPK were the words "Green Piece."

Tall Man
September 16, 2004, 09:27 AM
One of my favorites:

White background, with a black silouette of a minuteman with rifle in hand. To the right were the words, "This country was built by White men with guns."

September 16, 2004, 10:24 AM
Saw a good one this morning.

It read "Kerry Fonda 2004" and had a North Korean flag in the middle.

El Tejon
September 16, 2004, 10:41 AM
Arming bears! THR's worst nightmare!:D

September 16, 2004, 10:53 AM
"Ted Kennedy's Oldsmobile has killed more people than my AR-15."

Henry Bowman
September 16, 2004, 10:54 AM
El T - of course we support back ground checks to keep guns out of the paws of zombie bears. :neener:

September 16, 2004, 01:02 PM
I used to have this sticker on my pickup, tailgating was reduced by 30%!!

"Didn't go to work today. Little voices told me to stay home and clean the guns."

This one is on my smith's van.

"WARNING! Driver carries no more than twenty dollars in ammunition ."

I've been trying to find this one I saw on the back of an RV.

"Those that beat their swords into plow shears will soon be plowing for those that didn't."

September 16, 2004, 01:23 PM
Arming bears! THR's worst nightmare!

That just begs the question...What would be the best rifle for taking on an armed bear?

El Tejon
September 16, 2004, 01:25 PM

September 16, 2004, 02:06 PM
That just begs the question...What would be the best rifle for taking on an armed bear?

Why, nuke them from orbit, of course...

It's the only way to be sure! ;)

September 16, 2004, 02:22 PM
Saw a "Live Better / Work Union" with the 'union' torn off :o

Fudgie Ghost
September 16, 2004, 03:22 PM
Years ago, saw a truck near where I lived with this one:

"Have you hugged your semi-automatic weapon today?"

. . . or something close to that, anyway.


September 16, 2004, 03:46 PM
Guns don't kill people, postal workers do. :evil:

Gun control means using both hands.

In Guns We Trust - E Pluribus Bang.

2nd Amendment
September 16, 2004, 04:31 PM
"Friends DON'T let friends VOTE DEMOCRAT!"

Yes, there's one on the back of each of my cars plus the lot trucks and occasionally even something I sell. :D

September 16, 2004, 04:38 PM
Two of my recent favorites:

"Militant Agnostic- I don't know and you don't either!"

"All I really Needed to Know I Learned In Sniper School"

And my absolute favorite-

"Not all of us are sheep"

-kind of thought that says it all without saying a thing, you know?:D

Tony Mig
September 16, 2004, 06:29 PM
My favorite bumper sticker on my pickup, is also my signature slogan.....

The Second Admendment "IS" Home Land Security

The other that I had on my last truck, but can no longer find said.....
I Hate Everybody....

That kinda covers it all.....:D

September 16, 2004, 06:43 PM
There is one truck in my virulently left-wing neighborhood whose bumpersticker reads:

"My other auto is a Kimber."

I smile every time I see it. Unlikely that anyone around here gets it.

September 16, 2004, 07:03 PM
One of my favorites is T-shirt and not a sticker. Picked it up at a gun show. It says this:

A. T. F.


Whose bringing the chips?

I was wearing the T-shirt during a demonstration against Al Gore and for Bush in Washington DC during the 2000 election debacle. This was across the street from the Vice-President's mansion.

I was standing on Mass. Ave, at the curb and holding a sign over my head and Ted Kennedy drove by in a mini-van in the curb lane. I think he saw the T-shirt. He had a look of astonishment on his face. He was looking right at me. I wonder if he thought I was an ATF employee?

Looking back on it, I am lucky to be alive today considering Kennedy was driving.

September 16, 2004, 07:37 PM
Looking back on it, I am lucky to be alive today considering Kennedy was driving.

I think you have to be *IN* the car with him to be in real danger.

Vote Democrat - It's easier than getting a job

September 16, 2004, 07:52 PM
Save a child, shoot a drug dealer


kerry is an @#$hole

September 16, 2004, 08:26 PM
I used to have:

NRA decal



Now i just have a liscense plate frame that reads:


September 16, 2004, 08:31 PM
"The one thing you never see at a gun show.
Is a flag burning."


September 16, 2004, 11:09 PM
I have seen a few good ones around town supprisingly (Austin, TX).

" Buy a gun, Piss off a liberal. "

" This truck is insured by Colt. "

" If guns cause crime, Women cause prostitution. "

September 16, 2004, 11:25 PM
I spotted a logger who looked like Arnold in black hair and a plaid shirt in an old beat up ford truck with:

Like like spotted owls: baked, fried, and fricaseed

The other all time classic:

If you don't like Nuclear Power: Sit in the dark and freeze to death.

Ky Larry
September 16, 2004, 11:34 PM
My old beater work car has a bumper sticker on it that says:

KEEP HONKING, *********.

September 17, 2004, 12:35 AM
Driving in Montana I saw "Is your church BATF Approved?"

45 ACP
September 17, 2004, 02:22 AM
Here ya go Chipperman....

45 ACP
September 17, 2004, 02:25 AM
Here's my favorite. :D

September 17, 2004, 02:36 AM
I picked one up at the local used record shop a few weeks ago.

I *heart* Guns

Says it all.

September 17, 2004, 02:55 AM
I *heart* Guns

Oh man, I gotta find that one...

September 17, 2004, 06:21 AM
Ya'll are killin me! rofl

i need more pics tho - scan em man scan em! <grin>

the if guns cause crime, women cause prostitution was precious...

of course - you have to read that one - the women DO cause prostitution - where the person behind the gun causes the crime, maybe should reword it....

if guns cause crime, P**** causes prostitution.

Course - its still attached.... not like we were born w/ guns in our hands (no matter what some of you old-timers think <grin>)



September 17, 2004, 08:19 AM
Not a bumper sticker, but a guy had a vanity plate w/...

" 2 2 COM "

I like how most would not have a clue as to the meaning.

September 17, 2004, 12:39 PM
You can really get the liberals in a tizzy with this two-fer:

Guns Don't Kill Kids,
Abortions Kill Kids.

September 17, 2004, 01:12 PM
For the peacenick utopian doofuses:

"Have you hugged a terrorist today?"


September 17, 2004, 05:44 PM
Guns Don't Kill Kids,
Abortions Kill Kids.

I NEED this one!


September 17, 2004, 06:21 PM
White background, with a black silouette of a minuteman with rifle in hand. To the right were the words, "This country was built by White men with guns."

Priceless and TRUE!!!!

September 17, 2004, 06:42 PM
Saw another Kerry one:

No Fonda Kerry

Had a schoolbus driver tell me she got a chuckle off of my stickers, she especially like the one:

I'm not a hippy, just a well groomed mountainman!

September 17, 2004, 07:33 PM
This aren't gun related sticker but still funny:

I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

Driver carries less than $20 cash......he's married!!!

September 17, 2004, 08:41 PM
Got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

Shanghai McCoy
September 17, 2004, 08:53 PM
I do what the voices in my Wife's head tell me to do.

Always been a favorite of mine...

Also :If at first you don't secede,try try again.

September 17, 2004, 11:02 PM
FRANCE: irrelevant for over 150 years

if john kerry's wife doesnt trust him with her money, why should we trust him with ours?

I dont dial 9-1-1, I do 3-5-7

September 18, 2004, 12:35 AM
911 is state-funded dial-a-prayer...that why I have a 1911

I let my M-1 Garand do the talking...

House (or car) protected by Smith & Wesson

M-1 Garand, your granpa's homeland defense rifle

168 grain FMJBTHP = permenant solution to a terrorism headache

00 Buck - the solution to all that goes "Bump" in the night

Forget 3-Strikes Laws...3-Taps Are A Permenant Solution

3-Taps Beat 3-Strikes Laws

My Homeland Defense Rifle Is A Garand/M-1A/FN-FAL/AR-15/AKS-47/SKS (pick your gun)

Mr. Smith & Mr. Wesson Keep Criminals From Being Repeat Offenders

Criminals Love Democrats...They Make Their Jobs Easier

The 2nd Amendment Is Not About Deer Hunting...It Is About Keeping Tyrants From Preying On Your Family

My Hunting Rifle Is Protected By My Homeland Defense Rifle

When Tyrants Ban Guns, Only Liberty Loving Patriots Will Have Guns

If The 2nd Amendment Only Protects Flintlocks, Then the 1st Amendment Only Protects Quill Pens And Hand Presses

Sylvilagus Aquaticus
September 18, 2004, 01:46 AM
Aside from the one promoting/advertising my favorite local adult male daycare center (i.e, gun shop) the other one on the old pickup is

'Old age and treachery overcome youth and enthusiasm'.


September 18, 2004, 01:55 AM
"Who Would Osama Vote For?", a political twist on WWJCD?

Dave McCracken
September 18, 2004, 07:29 PM
Seen recently on T shirts.....

"The floggings will continue until morale improves"....


"I play with swords".

"I don't play well with others".

"So, don't cry to me if you can't find your arm"....



September 19, 2004, 02:01 AM
It's a scientifically proven fact:

September 19, 2004, 03:07 AM
My father in law and his Vietnam buddies printed up a whole bunch of these.

If you want one, IM me.

Guns Don't Kill Kids,
Abortions Kill Kids.

I NEED this one!

Is this the one your talking about?
It available here (

September 19, 2004, 07:37 AM
I like this one;

September 19, 2004, 10:47 AM
PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

For every animal you dont eat, I'll eat three

I love Animals...They're tasty

September 19, 2004, 02:27 PM
I saw a bumper sticker at a gun shop a few weeks ago. It said:

Guns cause crime like spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat.

September 19, 2004, 05:05 PM
I always like "I drink grape juice...'cause OJ kills" And as a pro-life activist, I really enjoyed, "guns don't kill kids, abortions kill kids"

September 19, 2004, 10:08 PM
My personal favorites"

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."


"Stop pissing me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

September 19, 2004, 10:51 PM
"Liberals- the other white meat"

September 20, 2004, 11:59 AM
When they come for my gun, they can have it bullets first

John Kerry: If you dont like his position now, just wait 15 minutes

If guns cause crime, mine must be defective

September 20, 2004, 06:25 PM
"Liberals- the other white meat"


September 20, 2004, 06:35 PM
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

I completed a special six week sniper training course, all I got was this lousy bumper sticker

September 21, 2004, 12:13 AM
"Limit Terms:
Declare politicians
a game species"

On all my vehicles:
"Wierd Load"

On my bike, in white oval"




September 21, 2004, 01:03 AM
"only half of the patients that enter abortion clinics come out alive"

^^ that is going to be a window decal on my 4x4, definitely.

September 21, 2004, 05:00 PM
" We Put The Fun in Dysfunctional"

Silent Bob
September 21, 2004, 06:18 PM
"Keep working, millions on welfare depend on you."

September 21, 2004, 07:57 PM
But this is the only one that made me actually laugh out loud:

Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window

Maybe I have a sick sense of humor?

P5 Guy
September 21, 2004, 08:10 PM
I had this one on my car years ago: BUY A GUN WITH YOUR TAX REFUND.

September 21, 2004, 09:02 PM
"If guns are outlawed, only oulaws will shoot thier kids accidentally"

Astonishes more than a few people seeing as to how it's on the back of a white mini-van full of kids...

Eskimo Jim
September 21, 2004, 09:05 PM
Those have been great!!!

A couple of my favorites are:

Picture of an American Flag with the words "These colors don't Run"
"Keep Honking, I'm Reloading"
"Horn Broken, Watch for Finger"
"Kennedy's Car has killed more people than my gun" classic to have on the car while driving around Cape Cod or Martha's Vineyard.


September 22, 2004, 01:22 AM
no stickers on my truck.....but the licence plate frame says
"Too close for missles.....switching to guns"

September 22, 2004, 09:33 AM
still my favorite

"I support gun control....USE BOTH HANDS"

Larry Ashcraft
September 22, 2004, 11:41 AM
On my brothers truck:

"Hunt with your kids... Not for them."

Saw this painted on the side of a tricked out Jeep CJ5 this morning:

HUMMER Recovery Vehicle :D

September 22, 2004, 12:43 PM
My Isuzu is a "Heep Recovery Vehicle". :P

September 22, 2004, 03:37 PM
"If I'm not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?"


"Support search and rescue... get lost!!!"

September 22, 2004, 04:14 PM
My dad's CJ-7 had a NUKE THE WHALES bumper sticker, back in the 80s.

happy g
September 22, 2004, 04:36 PM
I spotted this one the other day...
I'm a Christian...
a Democrat...
and a Gun Owner!

September 22, 2004, 04:52 PM
I saw one of those last week too!

September 22, 2004, 07:23 PM
What would John Moses Browning do?

NC Shooter
September 22, 2004, 07:28 PM
Some bumper stickers I would like to see...

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

The proctologist called
...they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.

I used to have a handle
on life..but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.

Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.

Some people just don't know how to drive..
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.

If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Hang up and drive!!

And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!

Welcome to America speak English

September 23, 2004, 07:37 PM
A couple of favorites:

"Parks and Recreation Department - Let's Park and Recreate!"

"We are Dyslexic of Borg. Prepare to have your ass laminated!"

Ky Larry
September 23, 2004, 10:01 PM
My wife has a t-shirt that reads:" I have PMS and a hand gun. Any questions?"

September 25, 2004, 10:12 PM
Saw this on a t-shirt--

Would love to have
a battle of witts with you
but I dont fight unarmed people

September 25, 2004, 10:37 PM
I want this sticker:


P5 Guy
September 25, 2004, 11:13 PM
Bumper sticker on a Saab driving on the freeway in California COVER ME I'M CHAGING LANES.

September 25, 2004, 11:14 PM
Michigan has these stupid vanity plates that say "Children" across the bottom an off to the side of the numbers in kid's handwriting it says 'Just love 'em!"

I've alwys wanted to have a similar plate that read "Just eat 'em!"

September 25, 2004, 11:32 PM
Here are two I made as the campaign stickers are just inadequate to truly voice my opinions.

September 25, 2004, 11:35 PM
The second

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