The media and the AWB.


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Rebeldon
September 18, 2004, 07:08 PM
Looking back at all the articles written in the press/media about the sunsetting of the AWB, I can now list everything I learned from their wisdom.

*It is now legal for anybody to buy an assault rifle, such as UZIs and AK-47s.

*It is now legal to by high capacity "clips".

*Assault rifles use high-powered ammunition.

*Flash suppressors make assault rifles invisible.

*You can't shoot a deer with an AK-47.

*The AWB banned features which made rifles semi-automatic.

*It will now be legal to put a pistol grip on a rifle.

*Pistol grips allow rifles to be used in drive-by shootings.

*Pistol grips allow the shooter to shot from the hip.

*Bayonet lugs allow the attachment of machetes.

*Folding stocks allow assault rifles to be concealed like a hangun.

*AK-47s and UZIs are the weapons of choice for gang members.

*The SKS rifle is an assault rifle.

*It is now legal to have a grenade launcher attached to your rifle.

*The banned "assault style" features make assault weapons more deadly.

*The streets will be flooded with more deadly assault rifles.

Anybody want to add to the list?

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boofus
September 18, 2004, 07:15 PM
You get more thrust per squeeze from assault weapons.
(Don't ask me what it means. What one of the VPC 'experts' said, it sounds sexual)

Rawlings
September 18, 2004, 07:31 PM
*A [semi-automatic] AR-15 shoots 600 rounds per minute.

YammyMonkey
September 19, 2004, 12:38 AM
Rebledon, I believe you're mistaken, the features make a rifle MORE semiautomaicer. :p

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