AnklePocket
February 27, 2003, 09:08 AM
http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/news/local/states/new_jersey/5271308.htm
In my run for mayor, please don't tell my wife, I will need no campaign funding. All that I'll need will be a new pair of shoes each week after wearing them out from going door to door from sun up to after sun down. Might as well start real leadership at the local level.
A little about me:
I own guns, lots of them. And ammo? Don't ask.
I read books to my kids every single night and they scream with joy every evening that I walk through the door.
Abortion - I don't like it, but it'll stay between doctor and patient. My push will be for increased education on alternatives to include making adoption easier.
Death penalty - undecided, but leaning for it in very specific situations.
I'm for the war and wish death to all terrorists and human shields.
I'm selling my VW Passat in favor of a Honda Civic.
I will not go on vacation while serving the people.
My police department will be the best in the nation, period.
My schools already are damn good, but will be even better.
All public employees within my command will maintain the highest levels of integrity or I will personally fire them.
I will be at every soccer game to tell out of control parents that no one really cares about their 6 year old's possible professional soccer career.
I will regularly speak at schools to give the kids a voice.
I will have weekly town meetings although I'll be wearing kevlar.
All contracting for public services will go to companies with 100% integrity. All who are questionable will be replaced no questions asked.
My leadership skills were honed in the Marine Corps, but don't ask some the seniors who I made a hobby of pissing off.
Thank you and carry on.
Mayor Steiner
edited to add:
And I will not carry a concealed weapon even if I can get one with political connections until all law-abiding citizens can get a CCW permit. Until then I'll carry the Street Hawk:
http://www.bladeart.com/artists/steve_corkum/steve_corkum.htm
In my run for mayor, please don't tell my wife, I will need no campaign funding. All that I'll need will be a new pair of shoes each week after wearing them out from going door to door from sun up to after sun down. Might as well start real leadership at the local level.
A little about me:
I own guns, lots of them. And ammo? Don't ask.
I read books to my kids every single night and they scream with joy every evening that I walk through the door.
Abortion - I don't like it, but it'll stay between doctor and patient. My push will be for increased education on alternatives to include making adoption easier.
Death penalty - undecided, but leaning for it in very specific situations.
I'm for the war and wish death to all terrorists and human shields.
I'm selling my VW Passat in favor of a Honda Civic.
I will not go on vacation while serving the people.
My police department will be the best in the nation, period.
My schools already are damn good, but will be even better.
All public employees within my command will maintain the highest levels of integrity or I will personally fire them.
I will be at every soccer game to tell out of control parents that no one really cares about their 6 year old's possible professional soccer career.
I will regularly speak at schools to give the kids a voice.
I will have weekly town meetings although I'll be wearing kevlar.
All contracting for public services will go to companies with 100% integrity. All who are questionable will be replaced no questions asked.
My leadership skills were honed in the Marine Corps, but don't ask some the seniors who I made a hobby of pissing off.
Thank you and carry on.
Mayor Steiner
edited to add:
And I will not carry a concealed weapon even if I can get one with political connections until all law-abiding citizens can get a CCW permit. Until then I'll carry the Street Hawk:
http://www.bladeart.com/artists/steve_corkum/steve_corkum.htm