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makdaddy03
February 28, 2003, 12:00 AM
Whats your favorite Southern Expression?:)

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Greg L
February 28, 2003, 12:01 AM
Y'all ain't gonna last long until Runt thumps ya. :D

Greg

jsalcedo
February 28, 2003, 12:04 AM
In response to "where is so and so?"

He went to s*** and the hogs ate him.

Schuey2002
February 28, 2003, 12:04 AM
Via Con Dios!!:D

makdaddy03
February 28, 2003, 12:09 AM
Schuey2002, Not that fer South.

Cliff
February 28, 2003, 12:15 AM
From my father back when I was a kid,and committed a screwup:
Boy,you ain't worth 2 scoops of hot dog dudu on a cold winter day.
Keep in mind dudu was not the word he used.:evil:

Sisco
February 28, 2003, 12:22 AM
"Hey, ya'll hold my beer and watch this"

makdaddy03
February 28, 2003, 12:24 AM
Sisco,LOL!:)

SquirrelNuts
February 28, 2003, 12:29 AM
You a'int from around here, are ya?

-SquirrelNuts

sm
February 28, 2003, 12:39 AM
SquirrelNuts beat me on that one. how 'bout...

"Don't know the difference 'tween c'mere and sicum"

" saucered and blowed". As in " I'll sit here an saucer and blow my coffee till them biscuits done..."


Gun related:

"Boy -checking a bore with a coin tells you two things--you gotta bore and a coin..."

SquirrelNuts
February 28, 2003, 01:01 AM
I have heard this one really used "Guns are easy-safety off, pull trigger." This was in a rural area in Georgia.

-SquirrelNuts

MarineTech
February 28, 2003, 01:14 AM
"That is dumber than a sack full of hammers."

That still gets a chuckle from me every time I hear it.

SquirrelNuts
February 28, 2003, 01:31 AM
How about:

"Get your cotton pickin' hands off that!"

-OR-

"I can't trust you farther than I can throw you!"

-OR-

"You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a ________!" <- insert your favorite (usually negative) item in here.

-SquirrelNuts

Leadbutt
February 28, 2003, 01:32 AM
"You ain't worth two cents for soap" heard mostly on the Eastern Shore

SquirrelNuts
February 28, 2003, 01:36 AM
"I'll take a switch to you!"

-OR-

"You have brass balls beyond belief!"

-OR-

"He jumped on his chores like he was choking a donkey." I do not really understand this one, but apparently if you do something quickly and well it resembles a donkey being choked?

-SquirrelNuts

makdaddy03
February 28, 2003, 01:39 AM
Still laughing at Squirrelnuts.:)

SquirrelNuts
February 28, 2003, 01:40 AM
Why hasn't anyone said these yet?

"Boy, you sure got a purddy mouth."

-OR-

"You're gonna do some praying, and you better pray good."

-OR-

"Squeal like a pig! EEEEAAAA EEEAAA EAAA"

-SquirrelNuts

SquirrelNuts
February 28, 2003, 01:43 AM
"American by birth, Southern by the grace of God."

I like to use a few phrases from Full Metal Jacket in traffic, but I cannot post them here. OORAH!

-SquirrelNuts

Blackhawk
February 28, 2003, 01:44 AM
5 Gs. You forgot grits.

Blackhawk
February 28, 2003, 01:47 AM
Schuey2002,

It's "Vaya con Dios!" :D

SquirrelNuts
February 28, 2003, 01:47 AM
What about Grease, or Greasy food?

-SquirrelNuts

Navy joe
February 28, 2003, 01:53 AM
-Welcome to the south, enjoy your visit but please leave soon.

-That boy ain't got the sense to pour piss outta a boot wif the directions on the heel.

-"Hey boss, I'm studying this new plant brought from Asia, the cattle will love to eat it. The folks over there call it kudzu..."

-"I'm sorry sir, all we have is sweet tea"

Blackhawk
February 28, 2003, 01:57 AM
Chicken fried steak.

SquirrelNuts
February 28, 2003, 02:07 AM
"He's slicker than goose [poop] on a doorknob."

-OR-

"We don't like your kind."

-OR-

We call Bill Clinton "Slick Willie"

We also have a KFC in the shape of a giant chicken. It is used by pilots for navigation. WE also have a giant dragon made from car bumpers and I cannot tell you how many "muffler men."
http://roadsidegeorgia.com/site/bigchicken.html
The restaurant also has its own website, but I cannot find the URL right now.

I also refer to most things with the designation "Barn." Such as the library is now the Book Barn and the bank is the Money Barn and the gun store is the Gun Barn and the grocery store is the Food Barn. I try to sound very southern when I say it.

-SquirrelNuts

Jim March
February 28, 2003, 02:42 AM
"If you had the brains God gave a WWF fan you'd know that...<whatever>"

4570Rick
February 28, 2003, 03:12 AM
Fer startin dis off de subjek thread, y'all aint got the sense God gave a soda cracker. :neener:

Sisco
February 28, 2003, 04:20 AM
"Carry me down to the store" Translation; give me a ride to the store.

Jmurman
February 28, 2003, 04:39 AM
my favorite when I lived for a while in Miss. "I'll have two eggs over medium with ham and red eye gravy, home made biscuits and sorghum molasses"....yummmm, sometimes I miss ole Miss!

Big_R
February 28, 2003, 05:17 AM
"You're from Minnesota? I didn't know they could stack .... that high."

"Well, dip my ..... in sweet cream and put me in a room full of kittens."

Ryan

KMKeller
February 28, 2003, 06:00 AM
"I'll knock knots on your head faster'n you can rub 'em!"

Kahr carrier
February 28, 2003, 06:23 AM
Deliverance- Can you squeal like a pig.:neener:

Hal
February 28, 2003, 07:20 AM
I do not really understand this one, but apparently if you do something quickly and well it resembles a donkey being choked? :what: :D

that ain't it at all my friend.

ever hear the term, choke your chicken?

Now reread:
"He jumped on his chores like he was choking a donkey."
and think of the body part (in the chicken choke hold)

One thing I loved about the southern expressions my friends dad used was that you could take them in so many different ways. :D
choking a donkey could be an insult, or a compliment,,depending on the situation.

hawk0484
February 28, 2003, 08:23 AM
That dawg won't hunt! (response to someone telling you something you don't believe)

Less (let's) cook up a mess of fish

It's fixin' to come up a bad cloud (gonna be a thunderstorm)

How 'bout cuttin' off that TV---just mash that button.

He's higher than a Georgia pine (drunk)

Whoee! Somebody done run over a pole cat! (skunk)

Keep yer hands outta your britches and yer a** between the ditches!

Sisco
February 28, 2003, 08:34 AM
One more before this gets closed down;

"Don't get none of that on your eyebrow, your tounge will knock you sill tryin' to lick it off!"

Usually heard at the dinner table.

Mal H
February 28, 2003, 09:03 AM
Speakin' of closin', I was jes fixin' to do that.

Ya'll come back now, ya heah?

:D

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