"Mall Ninja" definitions?


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Sir Galahad
March 5, 2003, 06:59 PM
I see the term "mall ninja" around this board, usually accompanied by some rather hilarious stories. It seems that I must have missed the definitive threads on "mall ninjas". Now, I know what I THINK the term means, but maybe some folks can explain this term to me further. Anyone?

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El Tejon
March 5, 2003, 07:14 PM
Are you talking about mall ninjas or THE mall ninja?:D

Mall ninjas are a slang term for copper. Derived from a combination of Uncle Jeff's calling the DDDs "ninjas" and "Mall Cop" bit on "The Bob & Tom Show".

THE mall ninja is something altogether different. Someone will be along with the link. Did you try TFL?

Peetmoss
March 5, 2003, 07:19 PM
http://www.mallninja.com look here

Gordon
March 5, 2003, 08:57 PM
A perfect example of a mall ninja is the swine that arrested the father and son in the above posting "felony stop for littering".

Carbon_15
March 6, 2003, 05:49 PM
The link in my sig should answer your questions. Be sure to look on the page for the link to the origonal GlockTalk 'mall-ninja' thread to see how this hilarity got started.

jsalcedo
March 6, 2003, 06:38 PM
1. A member of a class of highly trained Retail Security agents, who subscribe to the14th-century Japanese art of Ninjustsu, as well as having years of experience in modern urban combat strategy, equipment and tactics. These vigilant agents ceaselessly patrol and defend America's shopping complexes.



To elaborate, Mall Ninja are the nation's most fearless and effective defenders of our most highly vulnerable and crime-prone locations-our own domestic shopping malls. Behind the scenes, these highly trained operators use their extraordinarily far-reaching tactical skills, and when necessary, their high level government connections to ensure absolute safety for all mall-goers everywhere. If you are within 1000 yards of a mall-any mall- you can be sure that the Mall Ninjas can spot you.

http://www.mallninja.com/about.htm

blades67
March 6, 2003, 06:46 PM
"Mall Ninja" definitions?

See: "wannabe" and/or "poser"

Sir Galahad
March 6, 2003, 08:51 PM
LOL!! Now I understand!

twoblink
March 6, 2003, 09:01 PM
Don't forget, you need a 308 trama plate on the back of your bulletproof vest; as mall ninja's fear the sniper who is trying to snipe him in the back with a 308.

:D

MitchSchaft
March 6, 2003, 09:14 PM
"Mall Ninja" definitions?

A security guard who dresses in military type clothing to imitate SpecOps military :D.

Gordon
March 6, 2003, 10:54 PM
I think ALL leos who have prostituted " to protect and serve" into 'jackbooted revenuer's' should be lumped into the category.:fire:

Carbon_15
March 8, 2003, 10:54 AM
Roger that Gordon!

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