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February 18, 2005, 02:19 AM
...I hope you are up to your ears in homework, and not getting any sleep. I had to share what MY Child did to her Grandpa - it is all your fault...
...now it was bad enough when you taught her to squirt Whip Cream into her mouth, she was only 5 and the first time or two it was "cute"....
...when she was 7 you suggested she put Whip Cream on her Mommies hand while asleep , then tickle her with a feather...yes I used YOUR name in vain, I not only got Whip Cream on my face, but on the sofa, the sofa pillow and carpet..."daughter" laughed so hard she peed herself...and the dog - I swear the dog was laughing too..
...Now I appreciate learning to shoot, I appreciate the lessons for daughter and the single shot 22 rifle....she took to shotguns - "for some strange reason" ( smirk)...
Daughter has Grandpa wrapped around her little finger...and Grandpa and Daughter really had some quality time with the 28 ga reloader you found , fixed up and gave us...
Daughter took a shine to 28 ga shotguns ( wonder how that happened)...Grandpa got back to shooting them too...
Grandpa just informed me -he don't know what happened. One minute he and grandaughter were out and about - next thing he knew he had bought a good used Citori in 28 ga...grandaughter had a smirk...he thinks...she was jumping up and down - he said it was kinda hard to tell...
My kitchen smells like Hoppe's No 9 , and they used up all the paper towels and didn't put on a new roll...I got a note saying they would be back after a bit...
...dog got into the trash, threw a fit...he does that when he sees shotguns, gun cases and does not get to go - gonna blame you for that too...
Momma and I are going to get a fast food burger....the two "children" can fend for supper on their own...
It is all your fault,....
Thanks a LOT,
x
:D
Some emails are worth edititing for privacy and sharing.
I bet they snuck out for Beef Jerkey and more reloading components - ;)
...now it was bad enough when you taught her to squirt Whip Cream into her mouth, she was only 5 and the first time or two it was "cute"....
...when she was 7 you suggested she put Whip Cream on her Mommies hand while asleep , then tickle her with a feather...yes I used YOUR name in vain, I not only got Whip Cream on my face, but on the sofa, the sofa pillow and carpet..."daughter" laughed so hard she peed herself...and the dog - I swear the dog was laughing too..
...Now I appreciate learning to shoot, I appreciate the lessons for daughter and the single shot 22 rifle....she took to shotguns - "for some strange reason" ( smirk)...
Daughter has Grandpa wrapped around her little finger...and Grandpa and Daughter really had some quality time with the 28 ga reloader you found , fixed up and gave us...
Daughter took a shine to 28 ga shotguns ( wonder how that happened)...Grandpa got back to shooting them too...
Grandpa just informed me -he don't know what happened. One minute he and grandaughter were out and about - next thing he knew he had bought a good used Citori in 28 ga...grandaughter had a smirk...he thinks...she was jumping up and down - he said it was kinda hard to tell...
My kitchen smells like Hoppe's No 9 , and they used up all the paper towels and didn't put on a new roll...I got a note saying they would be back after a bit...
...dog got into the trash, threw a fit...he does that when he sees shotguns, gun cases and does not get to go - gonna blame you for that too...
Momma and I are going to get a fast food burger....the two "children" can fend for supper on their own...
It is all your fault,....
Thanks a LOT,
x
:D
Some emails are worth edititing for privacy and sharing.
I bet they snuck out for Beef Jerkey and more reloading components - ;)