We haven't done them, have we? Right. Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
Suppose he's got a bunch.
March 25, 2005, 06:50 PM
Rule #1: Every banana is always loaded...
March 25, 2005, 07:34 PM
I love Monty Python.
March 26, 2005, 09:58 PM
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