[Zip06]

Jane Fonda is currently hawking her new book. Its an autobiography. Can anyone possibly think of any reason to buy it?

[Firethorn]

For burn material?

Intelligence on the antis?

Naw... That'd drive up her sales.

I hope every one of them ends up with the front cover ripped off.

(Books are heavy, so bookstores usually just return the front cover for a return/refund rather than the whole book).

[foghornl]

Hanoi Jane Fonda ? ? ? ? ?

HORK ! ! PITOO ! ! ! ! !

There are some crimes against the human race that can never be forgiven.

[Leatherneck]

I almost puked up my breakfast at 0430 this morning when the Style section of the ComPost opened to a half-page color photo of her. Literally, my gorge rose.

PTEW!

TC

[rick_reno]

Sure - I'll buy it when they print it on that 2-ply paper that comes on a roll.

[MICHAEL T]

Even Drudge is printing crap from her book. Maybe he needs a few e-mails as to what we think also

[JohnBT]

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/photo/homepage/hp4-5-05a.jpg








I'm sorry. I'm a bad boy. Hope you're not eating lunch. JT

[Battlespace]

Nope, it is all over my keyboard. Makes it hard to type.

[Azrael256]

JohnBT, that was NOT COOL! Gah!

Wasn't it Jim Webb who said something to the effect of "I wouldn't cross the street to watch her slit her wrists?" That's my personal favorite.

[foghornl]

JohnBT:

Bill for a new non-vomit soaked keyboard is in the mail.

:barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:

I am not a Viet Vet, but I lost some friends over there. Hanoi Jane should STILL be a resident of Leavenworth, KS. But they probably don't want her, either.

[Sean Smith]

What's the title? Memoir of a Greasy Stalinist Whore?

[DonP]

Jane peaked careerwise in Barbarella. Gone downhill ever since, IMNSHO.

Then she started to believe her own press releases about how smart she was and decided to be a Political figure so she married Tom Hayden for about ten minutes.

Then she decided to be a fitness role model for middle aged women.

Now she is a "Born Again" author that regrets "some" of her previous actions

"... but please, please, please buy my book to read the dirty stuff".

I don't care what she and her assorted husbands, boyfriends, girlfriends et. al. did in their spare time or whether Ted Turner closes the door when he uses the toilet. Feh!

Jane, go away and live out the rest of your life quietly doing good works like mother Theresa. I'll be much more impressed when I read it in your Obit than I am by your latest approach to self aggrandizement.

[Bear Gulch]

She keep remaking herself in the effort to make money. Ted musta had a good prenup!

[Art Eatman]

Not long after she married Ted Turner, Georgians began sporting bumper stickers:

"Jane Fonda, please call home. 1-800-HANOI"

Lotsa long memories out there...

Art

[walking arsenal]

I'm 22 Hardly old enough to remember Vietnam but ive seen the history channel. :o

Those (you) guys had nuts to go over there. :D

Every time i see Hanoi janes face the story about her taking those little slips of paper from those soldiers and handing them over to the VC right in front of them, makes me ill. :barf:

Theres a special place for you jane. :fire:

[JohnBT]

I really am sorry, but I felt the need to share the misery after sitting down to eat my sandwich and seeing the pic in the Post.

John

[Preacherman]

Walking Arsenal, that story of Hanoi Jane handing over POW messages to the Vietnamese is false - see http://www.snopes.com/military/fonda.asp for details. However, she did more than enough harm even without that... :fire:

[walking arsenal]

So ive heard.

Thanks preacher, learn somthing new every day.

[HI express]

Hope those books go to that special place in H#ll with her. I hear those flammable materials that go in books make a nice fire. Good to keep her toastie. :barf:

[Bear Gulch]

A truly hideous critter. Makes her dope fiend brother look like a stand up guy!

[DFBonnett]

Vietnam Vets: Do you need this?

Unless she'd like to service me then swallow, nothing about what she says or does interests me.
The same day her photo on the NVA anti-aircraft gun was published, I was informed that a very good friend was killed on his second tour. He was murdered actually. He was flying medivac and was shot down. The wounded on board were shot and they cut his throat.

[Standing Wolf]

Jane peaked careerwise in Barbarella. Gone downhill ever since, IMNSHO.

Yep. She was at her intellectual best in that one.

[Waitone]

Lemme see here

<Inserts a piece of rocksalt the size of a golf ball between cheek and gum>

Do I sense repressed hostility? :rolleyes:

Let bygones be bygones.
She's moved on
Mistakes were made.
Everyone has grown so why dig up the past.
She did it for the chiren.
No harm, no foul.
We were young and stoopid.

Opps! forgot one--I feel your pain.

Have I missed any?? :evil:

[Delmar]

Jane just doesn't get it-if she would just shaddup and go live a private life, MAYBE in 20-2000 years, people might give her a pass. This is not the first time she issued a partial apology for her actions, but every time she does this, it just makes people madder than they were before!

[Redneck Revolver]

thanks john...i have a new target type for the range.

[SIOP]

What I could never understand is why the military exchanges were selling her exercise videos.

[bg]

Well my bird's cage does need a lil cleaning and my neighbors asked if I had
anything to use while they housebreak the new puppys, but other than that I
can't really think of any other reason to want this trash.

Oh wait a minute, the cabin's outhouse needs some new supplies....

[blackrazor]

I just read (a couple of days ago... don't remember where) that Jane thinks her trip to Vietnam was the worst mistake she ever made. She referred to her actions as despicable and treason, and pretty much became her own worst critic. She's probably full of it, but you never know... maybe she's starting to wake up. I dunno guys, what do you think, can Hanoi Jane ever be redeemed? What would she have to do?

[tailgunner]

" I dunno guys, what do you think, can Hanoi Jane ever be redeemed? What would she have to do?"


As this is the high road I cannot state what would satisfy me. :fire:

[Don Gwinn]

This thread merited closing as simply off-topic, but a couple of the comments removed all doubt.

This is still The High Road.