So, how many can you conceal?


April 27, 2005, 09:53 PM
A friend sent me this "concealed carry" video clip - very funny! However, unless you have a pop-up ad blocker, be warned that there are some pop-up porn ads which I found distasteful, and they certainly make it non-work-safe.

Enjoy! :D

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April 27, 2005, 10:02 PM

Darn Peter that is rich! :D :D

Fortunately my download manager snagged just that and no garbage.

12 guns - 12 - including the Mac and - haha - a darned shottie too (Mossy perhaps) . Geez ... clever stuff. Great clip and thx. :)

April 27, 2005, 10:08 PM
The pump shotgun down the pants leg got me. :evil:

April 27, 2005, 10:18 PM
That's fantastic! Bet he made a lot of noise when he walked. :D


April 27, 2005, 10:38 PM
Mikey Moore used the clip of the young man in his Bowling for Columbine docu-ganda.

April 27, 2005, 10:49 PM
That's been making the rounds for years. Why'd the clip end where it did? Did his jeans fall down?

April 27, 2005, 11:20 PM
Gotta send that one to our head SRO( School Resource Officer) He does a class, where he comes in, and starts unloading guns, knives, 'chucks, and all sorts of weapons. Entertaining. :what:

chris in va
April 28, 2005, 03:38 AM
Eh, I think Neo has him beat...

April 28, 2005, 04:51 AM
I would love to see how that kid walks with the shotgun down his pants. "Oh yeah, that looks natural. Carry on." :rolleyes:

April 28, 2005, 05:52 AM
The pump shotgun down the pants leg got me.
yeah really- jsut when you thought he was done!
and i was expecting a full grown adult, that is too much!

April 28, 2005, 06:12 AM
I found that was funny. I've been known to carry a second pistol from time to time... But geeze... That young man set the standard for us! :p

April 28, 2005, 06:58 AM
I wantto know how he kept his jeans up... with NO belt..

April 28, 2005, 07:19 AM
"Look, nothing up my sleeve ..."

FYI Preacherman, Firefox ( running the Adblock extension ( with the Filterset.G definitions for Adblock ( (all of that free BTW) keeps me from seeing pretty much any advertising, popups included. If you (or anyone else) has any questions about it you can PM me or we could just start a thread over on ArmedPoliteSociety. (

April 28, 2005, 08:11 AM
Actually a good clip to watch for those of us who are so worried about how obvious it is that we are carrying a concealed weapon. If that kid can hide all that hardware, do you really think anyone is noticing that j-frame in your pocket or the mini glock on your belt at 4:00?

April 28, 2005, 10:42 AM
That's funny!

To answer the question, seven (no clanking) - double shoulder rig, one each strong side SOB, cross-draw, one on the ankle, one in rt front pocket, plus three knives, cell phone & OC. I was wearing a golf shirt, khakis, and Orvis travel vest. I was doing a presentation on personal safety for my wife's women's group. :D

April 28, 2005, 11:05 AM
If it's that easy why do we each own at least one drawer full of holsters and belts? :banghead:

Ukraine Train
April 28, 2005, 12:12 PM
good trigger finger control

April 28, 2005, 12:16 PM
Alarmist anti-gun crap. Sure, you can conceal that many weapons, as in not showing the actual weapon, but you sure as hell can't conceal that many weapons without printing, and while still being able to walk.

April 28, 2005, 02:00 PM
Holy Shoot it's 'Twelve Gun Tweeny'!

April 28, 2005, 02:16 PM
First thing I noticed about that video was how that young'n kept his finger where it belonged while handling all those firearms.... :D

April 28, 2005, 05:49 PM
During law enforcement training they did a demo to emphasize how important it is to thoroughly search people, had a guy walk in, perfectly normal looking, they had one of the students frisk him, the student found about half of the 14 firearms and 2-3 knives concealed on his person.

Gun God
April 28, 2005, 06:05 PM
i thought that was hilarious! Excellent find.

April 28, 2005, 06:16 PM
Neo's gonna be disappointed when he steps around that barrier with a pistol in slide lock :uhoh:

April 28, 2005, 08:27 PM
Wow...looks like I *do* have room for more than one concealed weapon... :)

Thanks for the clip!

bad LT
April 29, 2005, 12:02 AM
What's next, a concealed Barret?

April 29, 2005, 12:12 AM
Neo's gonna be disappointed when he steps around that barrier with a pistol in slide lock

IIRC, his next action in the film is to discard the dual berettas and turn right around that pillar as he draws dual skorpions out from his coat and pwns the eeeevil swat team :)

Sir Aardvark
April 29, 2005, 12:13 AM
Reminds me of Mel Gibson in "Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome" where he pulls out about 2 dozen weapons in order to get into Bartertown.

April 29, 2005, 07:04 AM
What? No RPG?



Bufford t. Justice
April 29, 2005, 07:23 AM
That has to be the stupidest thing I've ever seen. The kid would've stood out like a sore thumb if he took one step. If he COULD take a step with all that weight.
Doe's make my commander printing less of a worry tho.

April 29, 2005, 07:59 PM
:p Funny! To answer the question, the most I've carried concealed was 7 M1911A1's in 550 cord rigs on the waistband. Carried them that way for the better part of an FTX, cuz' the brass didn't want to, and I had no way to secure them otherwise. Plus I had one in an M7 shoulder holster. And my M16A1. Not as fun as it sounds. :mad:

April 29, 2005, 09:54 PM
Without the Mac and the shotgun he probably could've walked around quite normally with all the pistols. Heh.

April 30, 2005, 09:23 PM
I also noticed excellent trigger control. And, DAMN. That's a lot of hardware, but with little elastic loops or pouches you can secure a lot in the pants.

April 30, 2005, 10:15 PM
So, how many can you conceal?

In his book Bluesteel & Gunleather, John Bianchi poses while wearing 27 concealed handguns, all properly secured in holsters.

May 1, 2005, 01:20 AM
OMG, the shotgun made me laugh so hard. What? No ankle holsters?

May 1, 2005, 01:27 AM
just think if he had some 5.11 clothing on how many more this kid could hide. where does this kid get all the guns from, daddy? i would beat my kid stupid after he got out of jail.

May 1, 2005, 09:14 AM
It's not an actual's a commercial for a metal detector company. He got them from the producer...not his daddy. And I'm not so sure they are even real guns.

May 1, 2005, 10:37 AM
There is a very nice graphic from the 1950s on the Bell Charter Oak holsters website showing the great Chic Gaylord displaying over 20+ handguns in various holsters under a regular business suit outfit.

It's a classic.

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