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April 27, 2005, 11:39 PM
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April 27, 2005, 11:40 PM
Mrs. Brady show her bridge club why she's always North.

April 27, 2005, 11:47 PM
"As far as I know, I'm the only person here, competent enough to operate this firearm."

April 27, 2005, 11:49 PM
Bonzo goes to CCW school...

April 27, 2005, 11:50 PM
This is a Glock 40 "Fifty Cent, Too Short, all of them talk about a Glock 40, OK?," "I'm the only one in this room professional enough that I know of to carry this Glock 40."

April 27, 2005, 11:56 PM

April 28, 2005, 12:01 AM
Glock marketing is true! Easy enough a monkey can use 'em.

April 28, 2005, 12:02 AM
Trunk Monkey demands respect. :p

April 28, 2005, 12:14 AM
"This is a shall issue state, right?"

April 28, 2005, 12:47 AM

April 28, 2005, 12:54 AM
This is a Glock 40 "Fifty Cent, Too Short, all of them talk about a Glock 40, OK?," "I'm the only one in this room professional enough that I know of to carry this Glock 40."

You owe me a new keyboard, I just spit pepsi all over it. :D

April 28, 2005, 01:24 AM
"Tarzan, Jane, get some vines and tie those poachers up! I'm not going to let them turn me into no monkey meat!"

Andrew Rothman
April 28, 2005, 01:31 AM
No more entries -- we have a winner!

No_Brakes23, that was way funny.

April 28, 2005, 01:35 AM
"officer Chimp A. Nzee , Reporting As Ordered To Take Command Of The Swat Team.

April 28, 2005, 01:42 AM
"Muslim Monkeys join Osama Bin laden in his mission of Jihad, tonight at 11."

Phantom Warrior
April 28, 2005, 01:53 AM
Glocks. So simple, even a monkey can operate them.

chris in va
April 28, 2005, 03:42 AM
Safety...I know there's a safety on here somewhere.

April 28, 2005, 06:04 AM
Glock Perfection. :p

April 28, 2005, 08:07 AM
"Get your stinking hands off me ,you damned dirty human.."

April 28, 2005, 09:27 AM
You find your own tree!

El Tejon
April 28, 2005, 09:45 AM
"Let's see that leopard mess with us now!"

April 28, 2005, 09:55 AM
"Step away from the banana!"


April 28, 2005, 10:13 AM
This just in...Bubbles, remembered by many as Michael Jackson's expedient accessory in the 80's, reveals that he too was molested by Jackson in his youth. Unfortunately, this was learned only after Bubbles pulled the zoo keeper's sidearm and shot several of the zoo employees, including the sign language interpreter who instigated the outbreak of violence when asking Bubbles about his relationship with Jackson. More to follow at 6:00.

April 28, 2005, 10:16 AM
Dianne Fienstien turns her attention away from assault rifles and keys in on the evil plastic guns.

April 28, 2005, 10:21 AM
So, Ape,Did I fire 11 or 12 rounds? Do you feel lucky?

Go ahead and Make my day, Clyde!

Out takes from the sequel to "Every which way but Loose" meets Dirty Harry Chimp....

April 28, 2005, 10:21 AM
Angered by comments made by the left wing, Bonzo has decided to help his long time friend and companion, the late Pres. Ronald Regan. He has vowed to take no prisoners.

More details later on CNN.

April 28, 2005, 11:00 AM
I heard you had some ho's workin' down on 7th street.

Look here ** **... this is my turf.. ya got dat ?

Now just to make sure yo homies understand I'm gonna bust a cap in yo ass

Sorry Pax, won't happen again...

April 28, 2005, 11:05 AM
"We want our planet back, *********!"


Oops, sorry Pax - rules refinement noted, thanx

April 28, 2005, 11:10 AM
Another Glock in .45 GAP finds its intended chump. . er. .chimp. :evil:

April 28, 2005, 12:33 PM
But Berek's answer almost made me fall out of my chair!!!
All right:

"From my warm, furry hands!"

"I'm not going back to the pen, copper! You hear me? I'm not going back!"

"What do you have to say about your precious 'evolution' now, human?"


April 28, 2005, 12:51 PM
my rockfight and lenny joe....great captions

April 28, 2005, 01:32 PM
According to the police, I'm supposed to assume that it's full auto, right?


April 28, 2005, 01:33 PM
"You're probably asking yourself, did that monkey fire six shots, or eight, or ten. Aren't you, punk? Unfortunately, I'm a monkey and while I am able to solve simple tasks using primitive tools, I really can't count very well, so I am asking myself the same thing. But...she hasn't slide-locked yet, so you're in for at least one more round, punk. Now, you gotta ask yourself, human, do you feel lucky?"

Edited to add...Sorry I missed the Clint reference above. And I thought I was so durned clever.

April 28, 2005, 02:21 PM
Can you hear me NOW????

April 28, 2005, 02:26 PM
See what happens when you don't hail to the chimp?

April 28, 2005, 03:28 PM
"Say what again! I dare ya...I double <bleepin'> dare ya! Say it AGAIN! Say what one more mutha-<bleepin'> time!"



April 28, 2005, 03:39 PM
This is what happens when you TAKE MY CIGARETTES!!!

April 28, 2005, 03:41 PM
"All your bases are belong to us"

April 28, 2005, 04:31 PM
Buddy, you aren't going to spank this monkey!

April 28, 2005, 05:33 PM
OK, so hand over that banana clip you were talking about.

April 28, 2005, 05:53 PM
What'ya think Laura, do I look more macho with this than wearing the flight suit?

April 28, 2005, 06:39 PM
"I told you not to monkey with my Glock!"

The Rabbi
April 28, 2005, 06:44 PM
"Dont Monkey Around With Guns.
Play It Safe."
-A Message From The NRA.

April 28, 2005, 07:09 PM
Drop it you dirty ape.

So what if I'm a monkeys uncle, what'a make something of it?

Ky Larry
April 28, 2005, 07:47 PM
"Homey don't play that."

"Go ahead, human. Make my day."

"Put all your banannas in a bag and hand em' over."

"Guns don't kill primates. Only primates kill primates."

April 28, 2005, 11:30 PM
"What's with this trigger?"

"Let's see how you like riding around in the trunk."

chris in va
April 29, 2005, 12:12 AM
I like the Planet of the Apes references.

"Damn dirty WHAT?"

April 29, 2005, 12:50 AM
I’m BACK !!!

April 29, 2005, 12:57 AM
Hear no Evil,... see no evil,... say no evil,....

or else.....

April 29, 2005, 09:49 AM
I want those smokes back, now we can do this the hard way or the easy way.

April 29, 2005, 10:28 AM
Rwandan poachers suspected in the 1985 murder of Dr. Dian Fossey were apprehended today...

Poetic, it would be.

April 29, 2005, 12:14 PM
Meet the world's smartest Glock shooter? :evil:

April 29, 2005, 02:33 PM
Meet the world's smartest Glock shooter?

Very telling, but not too subtle. :scrutiny:
That's the beginning of the end for this thread. :rolleyes:

April 29, 2005, 02:36 PM
"How does this crazy trigger work!"

Harry Tuttle
April 29, 2005, 03:14 PM
Tired of CCWing a tire iron,
The Trunk Monkey upgraded

April 30, 2005, 01:35 AM
Wow! Keeping your finger off the trigger ISN'T hard after all...

April 30, 2005, 03:28 AM
Well, I guess I'll end the suffering and kill it. Ready for this?

"Stop humaning around and give me my bananas"

Yeahh, I warned ya I was gonna kill it.

RIP captioning thread. Twas fun while it lasted.

April 30, 2005, 05:00 AM
After A Tough Day In The Oval Office, Dubbya Goes To The Range To Blow Off A Little Steam

April 30, 2005, 05:55 AM
Ok, this is meant to be funny, but I'm sure some people might get :cuss: over it.

April 30, 2005, 08:31 AM
Ok, The first thing that come to my mind.

"I'm the only one professional enough in this room to handle a glock .40 Caliber{.

April 30, 2005, 09:14 AM
"The name's Callahan. Hairy Callahan."

Agent .007

April 30, 2005, 11:24 AM
"Damnit BJ ... I warned you not to call me Bear again!"

April 30, 2005, 11:53 AM
,,,, and this two hand hold was pioneered by "One Thumb Hairy" of the SPPA (Short Primates Protective Association).

April 30, 2005, 12:00 PM
"Even Monkeys know Gun Control means using 2 Hands."

"One more comment about opposable thumbs....."

"Now it's your turn to get in the hot cramped space capsule."

"Open up, it's the government!"

"Tarzan, I just cleaned this treehouse - I ain't gonna take it no more!"

"Lock, Stock, and 2 Smoking Bananas"

"It's Bubbles ..... James Bubbles...."

And to reinforce the Trunk Monkey reference -
"Because sometimes, getting your car back just isn't enough!"

Bill in SD

April 30, 2005, 12:28 PM
"Picture of a Typical Glock Owner"

April 30, 2005, 02:15 PM
"It's Bubbles ..... James Bubbles...." :D :D
"Picture of a Typical Glock Owner" Hey - that was mean!!! :p

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