Just for you SHTF types....


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english kanigit
April 29, 2005, 01:58 AM
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=13322953680498423671

I'm thinking shotty, bastard sword and chainsaw... :evil:

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Preacherman
April 29, 2005, 02:07 AM
Scored better than 80%... must be the theology training that did it! :D

Duh_Bear
April 29, 2005, 02:16 AM
Higher than 95%...all smiles. :)

MTMilitiaman
April 29, 2005, 02:18 AM
224 Points. They said I might have a chance.

Rebar
April 29, 2005, 02:22 AM
Well, well. You scored a whopping 257 points.

You scored higher than 99% on ZombiePoints.

english kanigit
April 29, 2005, 02:23 AM
You see? This proves it!
You don't hafta be the fastest person...you just gotta be faster than MTMilitiaman! :neener: :evil:

Eh, I really didn't do that much better. 228 and I qual as a survivor as well... :rolleyes:

Byron Quick
April 29, 2005, 03:37 AM
232

Gifted
April 29, 2005, 03:45 AM
29. In the U.S. Constitution, the second ammendment is:
An outdated element from an age of militias
a defensive measure against tyranny and zombies
The what? Eh?
Beeeraaaaains
Interesting question. Wish I could get stats on how people responded.

thorn726
April 29, 2005, 04:24 AM
Which side goes bang? This one?

heeheh.

Survivor
Well, well. You scored a whopping 226 points.
Awesome. You have what it takes to maybe, just maybe survive the horrific future in store for all mankind. You're probably not going to shoot yourself in the face, and you're not likely going to go running off alone into the unexplored areas. Try not to drop the flashlight, and you may see the sunrise.

the team will keep Berkeley zombie free (after they "liberate" a few Braaaaaaains)

YammyMonkey
April 29, 2005, 05:20 AM
I have a hunger, a hunger for BRAAAAIIIIINNNNNSssss :evil:

SapperLeader
April 29, 2005, 09:43 AM
I scored survivor, but I put brains as the option on every silly question I didnt want to answer for fun. :evil:

BigSlick
April 29, 2005, 10:22 AM
My result :

Well, well. You scored a whopping 243 points

Awesome. You have what it takes to maybe, just maybe survive the horrific future in store for all mankind. You're probably not going to shoot yourself in the face, and you're not likely going to go running off alone into the unexplored areas. Try not to drop the flashlight, and you may see the sunrise.

You scored higher than 99% on ZombiePoints

Me an' Rebar fixin' to go have a few beers then kick some Zombie ass !:neener:

BigSlick

JamisJockey
April 29, 2005, 10:59 AM
BRAAAAINS.
Well, well. You scored a whopping -28 points.
Good work, you shambling pile of recently dead flesh. You've got a hunger, a hunger for BRAAAAAINS.
:neener:

foghornl
April 29, 2005, 11:14 AM
Survivor 232 points

99% in my age bracket [older than dirt]

Harry Tuttle
April 29, 2005, 11:22 AM
You scored higher than 99% on ZombiePoints

it's all about the spatter control

the most important thing is not to get any on ya.

geekWithA.45
April 29, 2005, 11:42 AM
224 Points, >99%

My guess is that after the zombie infestation burns out, THR members will get to divide up the new world between them. :)

No_Brakes23
April 29, 2005, 11:54 AM
252 89%

db_tanker
April 29, 2005, 11:55 AM
I only got 230....I guess my soft-heartedness towards my friends getting zombied got me lower points....oh well....

He would have to make it 50 miles to get to me...coming from houston...which is already full of zombies...just that not all of them bite. :D


Darrell


OOPS...forgot to add that I am 70% likely to survive in my age cat....so I guess its not TOO Bad. :)

Augustwest
April 29, 2005, 11:56 AM
238...just might have a chance :-)

Evil_Ed
April 29, 2005, 12:02 PM
You guys are dragging down the curve :(

I scored survivor with 223 Zombie Points but that was only better than 54% of my age bracket (33). Must be alot of zombie movie geeks my age taking the test.

Red Tornado
April 29, 2005, 12:03 PM
Survivor Well, well. You scored a whopping 240 points. Awesome. You have what it takes to maybe, just maybe survive the horrific future in store for all mankind. You're probably not going to shoot yourself in the face, and you're not likely going to go running off alone into the unexplored areas. Try not to drop the flashlight, and you may see the sunrise.

I came, I saw, I kicked their A$$!!!

I'm afraid I'll run out of target out here in the sticks. Oh well, I'm not going to the city looking for them. :evil:

Rockrivr1
April 29, 2005, 12:45 PM
Hummmmmm, it would seem that I'm a dead man walking. Guess I'm not up enough on my zombie knowledge. :uhoh: I gotta watch more zombie movies so I'll know what to do!

cidirkona
April 29, 2005, 12:58 PM
39% :uhoh:

Crownvicman
April 29, 2005, 01:01 PM
I'm a "Shotgun Madman". I must watch too many of those dang movies. :rolleyes:

wmenorr67
April 29, 2005, 01:17 PM
249 pts 81% in my cat
looks like guns do serve a purpose
lets send this test to all the gun grabbing liberals and see how they score :evil:

ID_shooting
April 29, 2005, 01:59 PM
241 here

Correia
April 29, 2005, 02:10 PM
Shotgun Madman
Well, well. You scored a whopping 279 points.
Holy crap, you're a lunatic. A survivor, but still a lunatic, who probably shouldn't have that shotgun you've tied to your belt. You're in your element when the world comes crashing down, and you're having a blast when shooting the living dead. If people stick close to you, they certainly won't be turning into zombies anytime soon, especially since you'll shoot them if they so much as drool.



Hmmm... 279. I'm slipping. You know you have issues when zombies run FROM you.

odysseus
April 29, 2005, 02:20 PM
Survivor
Well, well. You scored a whopping 251 points.
91%.

That's a fun one.

Raine
April 29, 2005, 03:09 PM
Survivor
Well, well. You scored a whopping 246 points.
83%

Moondoggie
April 29, 2005, 04:14 PM
243 > 99%.

I'll be OK, and I have plenty of ammo handy.

Sylvilagus Aquaticus
April 29, 2005, 05:25 PM
Survivor
Well, well. You scored a whopping 250 points.
Awesome. You have what it takes to maybe, just maybe survive the horrific future in store for all mankind. You're probably not going to shoot yourself in the face, and you're not likely going to go running off alone into the unexplored areas. Try not to drop the flashlight, and you may see the sunrise.


You scored higher than 99% on ZombiePoints


I knew there was really something to it when I took that Strong Interest Survey back in high skul. It said I had the most in common with university pastors.
GMTA, Peter :D Pass me that extra box of #2's.

Regards,
Rabbit.

cidirkona
April 29, 2005, 07:10 PM
I didn't learn to much from "Shawn of the Dead"

"Dugga dugga dugga dugga dugity duh."
"...uuuhhhhhhhhhh...."

-Colin

Matthew748
April 29, 2005, 07:21 PM
I scored 265 points and got a 94%+ rating. I guess I am as ready as I will ever be.

Faithless
April 29, 2005, 07:29 PM
Survivor

Well, well. You scored a whopping 241 points.
You scored higher than 77% on ZombiePoints.

Dammit, i'm unedumacated when it comes to Zombies.

SpookyPistolero
April 29, 2005, 07:30 PM
Shotgun Madman
Well, well. You scored a whopping 270 points.

Come get a taste.... I'm SO in the SHTF club now...

Dr.Rob
April 29, 2005, 07:53 PM
245, but they didn't ask me about the Flamethrower!

Get some!

Get some more!

And his orchestra!

:D

kart racer
April 29, 2005, 08:00 PM
Quick somebody save me,I only scored 174,and i shot all my buddies that were bitten :eek: how do i get this door open :what:

Dead
April 29, 2005, 08:12 PM
243 - i live they die :)

Mumbles_45
April 30, 2005, 06:45 PM
I answered as honestly as the options alowed, got a 238/77%

Red Tornado:
"Oh well, I'm not going to the city looking for them"

Really? I'd grab my JLD PTR-91, the 4 cans of .308 under my bed, get in my Cherokee and shoot any zombies I could see from a comfortable distance.

Dr.Rob
April 30, 2005, 07:30 PM
just sent to my attention:

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

Get ready kids. :what:

LooseGrouper
April 30, 2005, 08:00 PM
Correia, I'm right there with you at 279. You know, this isn't the first test/person that told me maybe I shouldn't have some of the weapons I have.

But they'll be sorry they don't have an M2 mounted on their Z71 when the zombies show up!

axeman_g
April 30, 2005, 08:25 PM
139 ... I am appaently FODDER.

Shoot me now ...

I think it was the "Check out those t1ts!!!" answer that sunk me. I can see it now, 1/2 through the movie, wielding a benelli nova 12g with harrowing accuracy, mowing down the undead like a scythe, when the hot chick wants to take a shower and I play peeping tom. Right before the cream rinse ... CRUNCH ... my left lobe is a zombie appetizer !!!! Darn this breast fixation.

kaferhaus
April 30, 2005, 08:36 PM
Survivor
Well, well. You scored a whopping 266 points.

Feanaro
April 30, 2005, 08:48 PM
Shotgun Madman
Well, well. You scored a whopping 283 points.
Holy crap, you're a lunatic. A survivor, but still a lunatic, who probably shouldn't have that shotgun you've tied to your belt. You're in your element when the world comes crashing down, and you're having a blast when shooting the living dead. If people stick close to you, they certainly won't be turning into zombies anytime soon, especially since you'll shoot them if they so much as drool.

You scored higher than 99% on ZombiePoints

I appear to have the highest posted point count. Y'all best stay close to me. :D

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