So what's your pilot packing? (Humor)


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GhostRider66
May 4, 2005, 01:01 PM
http://www.barry.fireflyinternet.co.uk/fun/files/pilot.htm

Some inaccurate statements but funny nonetheless.

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Third_Rail
May 4, 2005, 01:20 PM
Funny, though I wish it were true.

dasmi
May 4, 2005, 01:25 PM
Hah, that's great.

M2 Carbine
May 4, 2005, 01:30 PM
So what's your pilot packing?
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Since I'm my own pilot I pack what I want. :D

LiquidTension
May 4, 2005, 07:06 PM
If only it were true...

1) No attempted hijackings
2) Blissninnies would faint, thereby relieving me of the burden of listening to them whine on long flights.

I see no problems here.

Flyboy
May 4, 2005, 07:39 PM
Mine? A Dan Wesson 1911, stoked with 230gr Gold Dots.

M2 Carbine, I'm afraid to ask.... :evil:

armorplate
May 4, 2005, 07:40 PM
I carry a .45auto on all flights within the the USA. Mexico,and Canada are definitely off limits. On one flight to Windsor Canada, I opened the cabin door to be greeted by the local customs agent. She wanted to see the paper work and passports. She then asked if we had any firearms. I called the other pilot and asked him if he brought his gun with him. He answered no, and I told the agent that not on this trip. She gave me a stare, and I thought she was going to search the cabin. They can't take a joke!!!
Flying will never be the same as long as the Feds make the rules.

bad LT
May 4, 2005, 08:53 PM
This pilot is properly armed:

http://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_jokes_20054240.asp

:evil:

Dmack_901
May 4, 2005, 11:31 PM
^ Oh GHAWD!!! He'll shoot the plane down!!!

Old NFO
May 4, 2005, 11:48 PM
bad LT- He's got "just" the answer for the loudmouth in seat 54 C :evil:

Pointman
May 5, 2005, 12:06 AM
bad LT- He's got "just" the answer for the loudmouth in seat 54 C

Yeah, 54C in the 3rd plane back in the stack :eek:

armorplate
May 5, 2005, 12:44 AM
Hey, Who took my picture?

Puncha
May 5, 2005, 12:47 AM
ROTFLMAO!! :) :D That was hilarious! If this was really the case, 9/11 would simply have been a theoritical conspiracy story.

Dave R
May 5, 2005, 05:24 PM
Odd thing is--I would really "relax and enjoy the flight" more if I heard that announcement.

But I know some people who would have apoplexy if they heard it. Sad kind of a touchstone.

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