javafiend
June 3, 2005, 06:08 PM
Guys, I know we've talked this one to death, but I found something that's quite funny (http://www.fivehundredwords.com/multimedia/index.htm) regardless of how you voted in 2004.
John Kerry hunting geese - wait, there's more!
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bakert
June 3, 2005, 09:08 PM
Now that's funny :D
oneslowgun
June 3, 2005, 11:46 PM
Heh... I loved it. Although, I don't remember any evidence that Lurch actually shot and downed that goose himself.
If he hunted deer "on his belly in the grass", then did he hunt geese from trees?
If he hunted deer "on his belly in the grass", then did he hunt geese from trees?
Illuminaughty
June 4, 2005, 02:50 AM
You people are so obsessed with finding fault in the other party you're blind to your own parties major flaws.
Me? I'm an anarchist. Pure and simple. I believe the same moral axiom that makes capitalism successful in free trade capitalism should be applied to government and society, and more importantly morality.
Me? I'm an anarchist. Pure and simple. I believe the same moral axiom that makes capitalism successful in free trade capitalism should be applied to government and society, and more importantly morality.
Delmar
June 4, 2005, 03:06 AM
What a hoot-or, err, maybe a honk??
Illuminaughty-try trolling somewhere else. This is nothing more than people who KNOW poking fun at people who want you to think they know. I see no parties mentioned, and I've had good belly laughs at sporting fun poked at all the candidates.
Illuminaughty-try trolling somewhere else. This is nothing more than people who KNOW poking fun at people who want you to think they know. I see no parties mentioned, and I've had good belly laughs at sporting fun poked at all the candidates.
Ridge
June 4, 2005, 03:20 AM
Besides Illuminaughty
Anarchy would fail just like everything else.
There would be chaos but then it would go back to order in some fashion.
Be it a Monarchy,Autocroicty,socialism,or capitalism.
Becuase it's a never ending chain.
It goes from one state to another.
In other words it's like throwing a rock into a still pond,after the ripples stop the pond becomes still again.
Anarchy would fail just like everything else.
There would be chaos but then it would go back to order in some fashion.
Be it a Monarchy,Autocroicty,socialism,or capitalism.
Becuase it's a never ending chain.
It goes from one state to another.
In other words it's like throwing a rock into a still pond,after the ripples stop the pond becomes still again.
Sindawe
June 4, 2005, 03:24 AM
Me? I'm an anarchist. Pure and simple COOL! As a newbie, you are responsible for buying your fellow Anarchists here the first round of brews. After you pay for the first case of ammo at the range of course. I'll have mine in .308 Winchester and a draw of Fat Tire. :)
javafiend: Yes, that was rather funny. :D
javafiend: Yes, that was rather funny. :D
only1asterisk
June 4, 2005, 04:24 AM
Illuminaughty,
You people? Exactly what people would that be?
If the people here are so ignorant, why do you still grace us with your presence?
I believe the same moral axiom that makes capitalism successful in free trade capitalism should be applied to government and society, and more importantly morality.
:uhoh:
Could you maybe try harder to make that sentence make sense? Perhaps you find the rules of sentence structure to be overly oppressive?
David
You people? Exactly what people would that be?
If the people here are so ignorant, why do you still grace us with your presence?
I believe the same moral axiom that makes capitalism successful in free trade capitalism should be applied to government and society, and more importantly morality.
:uhoh:
Could you maybe try harder to make that sentence make sense? Perhaps you find the rules of sentence structure to be overly oppressive?
David
dinosaur
June 4, 2005, 08:09 AM
You people Sheep, all hail the new king! "Mommy, the king has no pants!" :neener:
MikeIsaj
June 4, 2005, 08:29 AM
You people are so obsessed with finding fault in the other party you're blind to your own parties major flaws.
Just so you know, you lost me with "you people." When you place yourself above us simple folk with judgmental words like that, you appear to be a humorless, tyrant in the making, who sees the world as wise old you in a world of ignorant, unenlightened everyone else. I have found that most people who claim to be anarchists are only anarchists when it comes to your own behavior. My behavior should be closely regulated, restricted and disciplined to present no danger to you at any time, while you do whatever you want.
Relax a little, you're holding on too tight.
Just so you know, you lost me with "you people." When you place yourself above us simple folk with judgmental words like that, you appear to be a humorless, tyrant in the making, who sees the world as wise old you in a world of ignorant, unenlightened everyone else. I have found that most people who claim to be anarchists are only anarchists when it comes to your own behavior. My behavior should be closely regulated, restricted and disciplined to present no danger to you at any time, while you do whatever you want.
Relax a little, you're holding on too tight.
OF
June 4, 2005, 08:46 AM
Me? I'm an anarchist. Pure and simple. Sure hope you're plenty big and carry a rifle around with you. If your adolescent fantasy-world came to pass, you'd likely be dead for your rudeness.
What is it with anarchy that attracts people? No rules? Fine. Give me your car or I'll kill your whole family. How's that for social justice?
Give me a break.
- Gabe
What is it with anarchy that attracts people? No rules? Fine. Give me your car or I'll kill your whole family. How's that for social justice?
Give me a break.
- Gabe
Rabid Rabbit
June 4, 2005, 09:21 AM
"If he hunted deer "on his belly in the grass", then did he hunt geese from trees?"
From the tree stand of course! He wanted to hunt them on their turf for a challanging hunt.
From the tree stand of course! He wanted to hunt them on their turf for a challanging hunt.
shermacman
June 4, 2005, 09:34 AM
Me? I'm an anarchist. Pure and simple.
Got the "simple" part right. Nothing could be simpler than the total collapse of social, legal and governmental structures. It has been done before...
If you look closely at Jean Fraud Kerry's picture you can still see the price tag from Burberry's on his camo jacket.
Got the "simple" part right. Nothing could be simpler than the total collapse of social, legal and governmental structures. It has been done before...
If you look closely at Jean Fraud Kerry's picture you can still see the price tag from Burberry's on his camo jacket.
HKGuns
June 4, 2005, 03:16 PM
Me? I'm an anarchist. Pure and simple. I believe the same moral axiom that makes capitalism successful in free trade capitalism should be applied to government and society, and more importantly morality.
You're simple alright.
You're simple alright.
makanut
June 4, 2005, 03:55 PM
"you people"? Are you referring to black people? I'm calling the PC Police! What is the number for 911?
Sean Smith
June 4, 2005, 04:37 PM
You people are so obsessed with finding fault in the other party you're blind to your own parties major flaws.
Me? I'm an anarchist. Pure and simple. I believe the same moral axiom that makes capitalism successful in free trade capitalism should be applied to government and society, and more importantly morality.
Well, thank goodness YOU are here, to educate all the brainwashed Republican rednecks. Where would they be without your brilliant intellect to guide them? My intestines quiver at the prospect of such a thing!
:D
Me? I'm an anarchist. Pure and simple. I believe the same moral axiom that makes capitalism successful in free trade capitalism should be applied to government and society, and more importantly morality.
Well, thank goodness YOU are here, to educate all the brainwashed Republican rednecks. Where would they be without your brilliant intellect to guide them? My intestines quiver at the prospect of such a thing!
:D
Sean Smith
June 4, 2005, 04:40 PM
On topic, I think a politician with a 100% anti-RKBA voting record deserves all the scorn that can possibly be heaped on him, regardless of party.
http://www.bradycampaign.org/facts/scorecard/scorecard.php?inds=42
http://www.bradycampaign.org/facts/scorecard/scorecard.php?inds=42
confed sailor
June 5, 2005, 09:40 AM
(standing over illuminauty's charred corpse)
ouch
that was almost as bad as when i said AR's and polymer pistols were pieces of crap
ouch
that was almost as bad as when i said AR's and polymer pistols were pieces of crap
Mongo the Mutterer
June 5, 2005, 09:54 AM
illuminauty .. How do you confuse DU with THR?
Oh, I forgot, you are a DU'r and are here just to troll.
Begone varlet!
Oh, I forgot, you are a DU'r and are here just to troll.
Begone varlet!
El Tejon
June 5, 2005, 10:13 AM
ill, come on, lighten up, buddy. The Lurch spoof was satire, very good satire. :D
Thanks, java. Good way to start the day. :)
Thanks, java. Good way to start the day. :)
Bigjake
June 5, 2005, 10:58 AM
Hey, did you guys know that john kerry feller served in vietnam?
shermacman
June 5, 2005, 11:11 AM
Bigjake
Interesting, Jean Fraud Kerry would be about the right age...I wonder why he has never mentioned it before?
But then great heroes rarely ever talk about their combat experience.
Interesting, Jean Fraud Kerry would be about the right age...I wonder why he has never mentioned it before?
But then great heroes rarely ever talk about their combat experience.
Bigjake
June 5, 2005, 04:10 PM
hehe
thats exactly my experience, they are far to modest. This guy on the other hand, should make some mention of it, hell, he was a DECORATED vietnam vet. Didn't he get a purple heart or something??? What a patriot. that would make great campaigning fodder. With a record like that, the man should run for president!
thats exactly my experience, they are far to modest. This guy on the other hand, should make some mention of it, hell, he was a DECORATED vietnam vet. Didn't he get a purple heart or something??? What a patriot. that would make great campaigning fodder. With a record like that, the man should run for president!
BryanP
June 5, 2005, 05:01 PM
Cute. As for Illuminaughty, if you don't like it make a good joke about the other guy. How about a spoof on Bush's latest Vocabulary Goofup when he kept saying "disassemble" when he meant "dissemble." "No Condi, no disassemble! Number Five Alive!" :D
As for Anarchy, *sigh*. All I have to say about anarchy as a philosphy is summed up here:
http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp12102002.shtml
.
As for Anarchy, *sigh*. All I have to say about anarchy as a philosphy is summed up here:
http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp12102002.shtml
.
Sindawe
June 5, 2005, 05:10 PM
In counterpoint to the comic link posted by BryanP, see this article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarchism) and its related links.
shermacman
June 5, 2005, 05:38 PM
Comic link indeed!Anarcho-primitivists assert that, for the longest period before recorded history, human society was organized on anarchist principles. They point to the egalitarian structure of hunter-gatherer bands, to the lack of division of labour and accumulated wealth as indicators of such primitive anarchy.
BWAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
They were too busy trying to eat to "oppress" one another! But you can't look it up, because there is absolutely no written record of what was actually going on.
BWAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
They were too busy trying to eat to "oppress" one another! But you can't look it up, because there is absolutely no written record of what was actually going on.
Art Eatman
June 5, 2005, 08:48 PM
Hey, guys, cool it! You're getting into personal attacks on the first true anarchist that we've had show up here in a long, long time.
Don't scare him off. I haven't seen a trophy-sized Bull Anarchist since the danged season opened! Gimme a break! :)
"They point to the egalitarian structure of hunter-gatherer bands, to the lack of division of labour and accumulated wealth as indicators of such primitive anarchy."
No division of labor? They're re-writing archaeology, now? Re-defining "wealth"? Wheeeee!!!
Art
Don't scare him off. I haven't seen a trophy-sized Bull Anarchist since the danged season opened! Gimme a break! :)
"They point to the egalitarian structure of hunter-gatherer bands, to the lack of division of labour and accumulated wealth as indicators of such primitive anarchy."
No division of labor? They're re-writing archaeology, now? Re-defining "wealth"? Wheeeee!!!
Art
hillbilly
June 6, 2005, 12:20 AM
My only question is if y'all think that Illuminaughy is a) Under 14 years of age, or B) over 14 years of age, but still less than 19 years of age.
I know what my vote is.
hillbilly
I know what my vote is.
hillbilly
Rebar
June 7, 2005, 01:49 PM
http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Third_Party_Photo/2005/06/07/1118128925_2198.jpg
It looks like Kerry isn't as smart as people thought:
During last year's presidential campaign, John F. Kerry was the candidate often portrayed as intellectual and complex, while George W. Bush was the populist who mangled his sentences.
But newly released records show that Bush and Kerry had a virtually identical grade average at Yale University four decades ago.
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2005/06/07/yale_grades_portray_kerry_as_a_lackluster_student?mode=PF
It looks like Kerry isn't as smart as people thought:
During last year's presidential campaign, John F. Kerry was the candidate often portrayed as intellectual and complex, while George W. Bush was the populist who mangled his sentences.
But newly released records show that Bush and Kerry had a virtually identical grade average at Yale University four decades ago.
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2005/06/07/yale_grades_portray_kerry_as_a_lackluster_student?mode=PF
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