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winstonsmith
July 29, 2005, 01:52 AM
http://www.himalayan-imports.com/gorkha2-kukri%20&%20assault%20rifle%5Bafghan2001%5D.jpg

Man. he's going to have fun cleaning that rifle... or maybe he forgot already, and that's why he has that knife out!


My caption: Should have used preparation h!

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AK-74me
July 29, 2005, 02:38 AM
To hell with this M17 I got me this here boomerang knife! Attack!

english kanigit
July 29, 2005, 03:51 AM
Heeeeeeerree spidee, spidee, spidee... :uhoh:

Waffen
July 29, 2005, 04:12 AM
"I'm gona cut you good boy"

chris in va
July 29, 2005, 04:33 AM
Screw this thing, the knife is more reliable.

only1asterisk
July 29, 2005, 04:36 AM
"No fair burying massive electromagnets!"

David

rust collector
July 29, 2005, 07:42 AM
When the guns have blank adapters mounted.

Looks to be a Ghurka training exercise, and they do love their kukris.

El Tejon
July 29, 2005, 08:45 AM
"Right then! Release the Gurkhas!"

MuzzleBlast
July 29, 2005, 10:56 AM
Mumblety-peg has turned into a violent game.

Cowgunner
July 29, 2005, 10:58 AM
I think their battle cry is "Ayoh Gurkhalis" [sp?] which is "Here come the Gurkas!"

jason10mm
July 29, 2005, 11:03 AM
Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbit!

Chipperman
July 29, 2005, 11:45 AM
Here's a question for the Ghurka afficionados:
Are the modern blades shorter than the older ones?
That blade looks relatively short, compared to others I've seen (and I own a couple of old ones). Maybe it's the angle.

Lone_Gunman
July 29, 2005, 11:46 AM
"I shoulda studied harder in school".

CentralTexas
July 29, 2005, 11:52 AM
Come here lil' gopher, Here lil' gopher, gopher!

armoredman
July 29, 2005, 12:11 PM
I try not to annoy the Ghurkas.....

C-grunt
July 29, 2005, 12:24 PM
" carrying....to...much....crap................must...cut...off....gear..."

" screw that 5.56 stuff"

" Im gonna take pleasure in guttin' you boy"

NoViuM
July 29, 2005, 12:26 PM
5 Article 15 be damned....

4 My other gun is scratched all to hell too....

3 Does this web gear make me look fat?

2 You got a purdy mouth...

1 KILL WHITEY!!!!

GLOCK19XDSC
July 29, 2005, 12:26 PM
"All your base are belong to us!"

foghornl
July 29, 2005, 12:27 PM
Boy, that's the last time I'll tell my Platoon Sgt. he's a no-brain #$%&*#$%&*

lucky_fool
July 29, 2005, 12:44 PM
"First I'm gonna kill ya, then I'm gonna filet ya, and I'm gonna use your shinbone for a pencil-box!"

Texian Pistolero
July 29, 2005, 12:44 PM
These 5.56 didn't faze the yeti, now I'm down to cold steel.

wmenorr67
July 29, 2005, 12:47 PM
Quit laying down back there and get up here and help me look for these land mines.

spacemanspiff
July 29, 2005, 12:52 PM
i shoulda had a v8!

hksw
July 29, 2005, 12:58 PM
Dang L85, looks like it's back to the old khukri.

MoeMentum
July 29, 2005, 01:43 PM
I hope there is none of them " don't ask, don't tell " guys behind me !

Bobo
July 29, 2005, 01:51 PM
Crap, I dropped my other pair of boots -- I know they're around here somewhere!!!

Gus Dddysgrl
July 29, 2005, 02:25 PM
My teachers only ever said don't run with scissors. They should have been more specifc. I keep running with my knife out and these bullies keep tripping me. Mom says "you'll poke an eye out with that" Let's hope she's not right.

Sorry not very funny. I couldn't come up with a short funny way to say what I wanted to say.

Gus

Cesiumsponge
July 29, 2005, 02:38 PM
Are the modern blades shorter than the older ones?

What's the definition of modern? The Nepalese stuff is still made by hand. Kukuris have, to my knowledge, always come in different lengths to serve different roles (farmer's tool, soldier's knife, etc). There are companies churning out cheap steel/stainless kukuris and a few higher end machined knifemakers like Cold Steel.

There are several military issued kukuris to my knowledge. Some are plain jane while there are ornamental/ceremonial kukuris which have some fancier fittings on them. 12" is a popular standard length but I've seen some really big kukuris several feet in length and some small cute ones. The modified Nepalese I own measures 10-1/2" in length by KhukuriHouse but I don't think it's standard issue. The "Camouflage Special " from Khukuri House (http://www.khukurihouseonline.com/ i)

This site has genuine (to my knowledge) kukuris for cheap, and it might give you a better idea: http://www.sarcoinc.com/bayo-kukris.html

It looks like the guy is hunting for rabbits or snakes. "Shhh, be wewwy wewwy qwwwiet!"

xdoctor
July 29, 2005, 04:37 PM
above poster is exactly correct, kukri's have been available from letter opener size to one that was just over 5' for decapitating water buffalo.

Ultimate source for Kuk's is here: http://www.himalayan-imports.com/

As far as the caption goes...

"In yet another futile attempt to fly, Abu hurled himself at the ground and failed to miss."

Chipperman
July 29, 2005, 04:44 PM
I guess I should have been more specific abour "Old" and "New".

I was under the impression that the WWII era Ghurkas had a standard issue size. Is that not true?
Following the same logic (there's that word again, never good when applied to military) I presumed that any modern issue blades would also have a standard.

jcoiii
July 29, 2005, 04:48 PM
"you don't think I won't CUT you?"

nomadboi
July 29, 2005, 05:24 PM
"Maybe if I can chop this blank-fire adapter into little bits and cram them down the barrel one by one, I can fire them at this SOB of a drill sarge..." :evil:

sssteinkamp
July 29, 2005, 05:42 PM
"That was a nice nap. Back to work..."

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