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Agent P
August 29, 2005, 04:00 AM
My brother recently enlisted in the USMC, and he received a neat catalog called Sgt. Grit today in the mail. I was paging through it and there's a couple of pages of bumper stickers. Some are pretty cool:

Be Safe, Sleep With A Marine ( :evil: )

Happiness Is A Belt-fed Weapon

When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine

You Only Have The Rights You Are Willing To Fight For

Peace Through Superior Firepower

Give War A Chance

Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR Has Never Solved Anything

Artillery Men Have Iron Balls

Destroyed In 30 Minutes Or The Next One's Free ( :D )

Marine Riflemen Can Do It 50 Times In 4 Different Positions (oh my...)

MARINE SNIPER You Can Run But You'll Die Tired

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dasmi
August 29, 2005, 04:07 AM
I saw one that said "United States Marine Corps. When it absolutely, positively, has to be blown up overnight."

coonan357
August 29, 2005, 06:07 AM
actually it's "when it doubt empty it out !!!"

1911 guy
August 29, 2005, 08:56 AM
Uncle Sam's Misguided Children.
I hope the caps show up, my keyboard has been giving me fits. This is my fourth edit to get initials all caps.

Legionnaire
August 29, 2005, 01:17 PM
"USMC. Mess with the best, die like the rest."

Darth Ruger
August 29, 2005, 01:28 PM
A few I've seen:

Navy SEAL - Death from below.

Airborne Ranger - Death from above.

Army Cook - Death from within.

SMLE
August 29, 2005, 11:35 PM
My Father was a Jarhead in WWII. He told me once that U.S.M.C. = "Underground Society of Moron Celebrities". :neener:

GregGry
August 30, 2005, 02:46 AM
You Only Have The Rights You Are Willing To Fight For

Peace Through Superior Firepower

Awesome quotes, I am going to get a shirt made with that first quote...

PromptCritical
August 30, 2005, 05:42 AM
"What Would Chesty Do?"

chopinbloc
August 30, 2005, 07:38 AM
driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition.

had that one on my old car. i kinda wonder if i could be sued for false advertisement. 36 rounds of 180gr golden saber costs a little more than $20.

Rich K
August 30, 2005, 07:55 AM
Had one on my truck once that said'My wife yes,my dog maybe.My gun,never."She never could figure it out. :D

ckyllo
August 30, 2005, 07:59 AM
seen one after 9/11 that said " box knives verses my .45, silly terrorists.

another one was "fight crime, shoot back"

and who can forget "keep honking I'm reloading"

shermacman
August 30, 2005, 08:37 AM
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If you can read this in English, thank a soldier.

iapetus
August 30, 2005, 01:20 PM
Not firearms related, but one I saw a little while ago:

"If you can read this, where the ****'s my trailer?"

GregGry
August 30, 2005, 03:00 PM
"If you can read this, where the ****'s my trailer?" Hahaha thats a good one :D

res1b3uq
August 30, 2005, 07:18 PM
A Redneck? That far North?

Vern Humphrey
August 30, 2005, 07:49 PM
actually it's "when it doubt empty it out !!!"


Actually it's "when it doubt whip it out !!!

"It" is your reserve parachute.

Tejas Gunwerks
August 30, 2005, 07:54 PM
USMC = Uncle Sam's Moldy Crotch.

Semper Fi!

Exposure
August 30, 2005, 08:16 PM
I saw a great USMC bumper sticker the other day:

"Dying a natural death is for pussies."

:cool: That one made me laugh. Although I highly doubt the USMC puts it out.

R.H. Lee
August 30, 2005, 08:41 PM
The last tailgater bought me this car.

Stevie-Ray
August 30, 2005, 08:50 PM
My other car is an F-15

Snowdog
August 30, 2005, 11:46 PM
First off, I don't like stickers on my car... it's bad enough my employer forces me to have one in order to use the parking garage. However, I do have a rather innocuous black on white "Criminals Prefer Unarmed Victims" on my (white) car. It gets the point across without seeming confrontational.
As a side note, I haven't been tail-gated for more than five consecutive seconds since I put in on. I figure five seconds is how long it takes for the message to "come together" after being read. :D

BTW, this is my second such sticker on my second white car. I am quite fond of the combination.

W Turner
August 31, 2005, 12:52 PM
Favorite bumper sticker of all time.......

If you're riding my a**, you'd better be pulling my hair.




Seen on the back bumper of a late model 4wd Ford Ranger driven by a 18-20 yo HOTTIE during my last year of college.

I tried to catch up with her with little success..... :D


W

slopemeno
August 31, 2005, 02:47 PM
"I brake for Jayne Mansfeld's head"

Darth Ruger
August 31, 2005, 04:40 PM
"My other car is my feet."


"My other car... isn't."


"This is my other car!"

SMLE
August 31, 2005, 07:09 PM
During the last Presidential campaign, I REALLY wanted to buy a Covair just so I could put a "Nader for President" sticker on it. :neener:

Vern Humphrey
August 31, 2005, 07:26 PM
During the last Presidential campaign, I REALLY wanted to buy a Covair just so I could put a "Nader for President" sticker on it.

How'd you like to live in New Orleans right now, and know Nader or Gore were President? :what:

Agent P
September 1, 2005, 10:26 PM
I do have a rather innocuous black on white "Criminals Prefer Unarmed Victims" on my (white) car. It gets the point across without seeming confrontational.
As a side note, I haven't been tail-gated for more than five consecutive seconds since I put in on.

Oh, man, that is just what I need. I hate when people tailgate me. :cuss: This is more civilized and subtle than "Don't Tailgate Me Or I'll Flick A Booger On Your Windshield".

longtooth
September 1, 2005, 11:26 PM
Saw this one only a few weeks ago & had never seen it. All others above have been around a while.

It's God's job to judge the terrists. It is our job to arrange the meeting.
United States Marine Corp.

Ky Larry
September 1, 2005, 11:34 PM
My cousin has this one on his truck:

"Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit."

Not gun related but sick and twisted. :evil:

Dr.Who
September 1, 2005, 11:45 PM
"keep Honking, While I reLoad"

GunGoBoom
September 2, 2005, 12:17 AM
saw a t-shirt couple days back.... "There's room for all of God's creatures....on the plate right next to my mashed potatoes." :)

woolfam
September 2, 2005, 12:40 AM
"Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired out a car window."

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