[coylh]

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002CYTL2/104-6020456-6810320

[Standing Wolf]

Start turning them into obedient, respectful serfs as young as possible, and they'll be less trouble later in their labor careers.

[Alex45ACP]

Training the next generation of JBTs.

[Jake]

Of couse it's not a joke. It's not a toy either. That's what the goverment uses now to train the TSA.

[hksw]

Khaw. That's one of the funniest things I've seen this year.

[Arch]

What? Didn't you spend hours upon hours when you were kids, playing with your sercurity checkpoint, complete with X-Ray machine, trying to weed out threats to national security? No?....you guys didn't do that?....

But seriously there are plenty of uses for your own model security checkpoint. If you are building your own model airport for one (or a south african 7-11). How about on porn sets, when they want to ensure that everyone knows their role?? I bet that security guard with the glove on being female is no accident...mabey Larry Flinn had one of these when he was a kid.

BUT I think the manufactuer has got the best one:
From the Manufacturer
The woman traveler stops by the security checkpoint. After placing her luggage on the screening machine, the airport employee checks her baggage. The traveler hands her spare change and watch to the security guard and proceeds through the metal detector. With no time to spare, she picks up her luggage and hurries to board her flight!

WHAT FUN! COMMING SOON, My first bottle inspecting converbelt.

[M-Rex]

I have to have one.

Hmm...I wonder if they'll make little Playmobile suicide bombers?

[DWS1117]

While we're at it, we can train our kids in a useful skill...

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0002HY2R8/qid=1126322142/sr=1-41/ref=sr_1_41/104-5355142-2180757?v=glance&s=imaginarium


Safe Crackers
by Playmobil USA Inc
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002HY2R8.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

And, don't forget to Buy this item with Playmobil - Getaway Car today!

[geekWithA.45]

to do some 4th ammendment role acting.

"Hey, bub, where's your search warrant?"

[migoi]

you missed the best part of the manufactuer's tagline:

"BUT I think the manufactuer has got the best one:
From the Manufacturer
The woman traveler stops by the security checkpoint. After placing her luggage on the screening machine, the airport employee checks her baggage. The traveler hands her spare change and watch to the security guard and proceeds through the metal detector. With no time to spare, she picks up her luggage and hurries to board her flight!"

Right below that it said:


"Safety Information
WARNING: Choking Hazard"


It certainly made me gag.....

migoi

[beerslurpy]

Safecracking, beaureacracy, goose-stepping! Wonderful, they are training our children in all the forms of looting.

In a few generations, their vision of america will be complete- there will be no one left that produces or owns anything- we will sustain ourselves by tricking mexicans and canadians into crossing the border so we can steal their wallets and eat them.

O brave new world!

[NHBB]

wow and not one of of them are black even though the majority of them I have encountered are minorities. calling jesse jackson.... :D

[iapetus]

Odd clothes and hats on the safe crackers...

Look more like Stereotypical Pirates that Stereotypical Burglars.

[c_yeager]

Look more like Stereotypical Pirates that Stereotypical Burglars.

You are coming dangerously close to implying that pirates are unable to crack a safe. :fire:

[seeker_two]

Does it come with a Jose Padilla action figure with fully-articulated hole that the Feds can bury him in?... :fire:

[mbs357]

There's even a getaway car!

:D