[Preacherman]

For all those who are disgusted with "Bowling for Columbine" and Michael Moore, the BBC has a contest on the go. You're asked to supply a caption for a particularly daft-looking picture of this idiot. Go to http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2891401.stm and do your best - or worst, as the fancy takes you!

:evil: :cuss: :D :neener:

[Ian]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/uk/03/caption_comp/moore/img/moore400.jpg Truth?

[AnklePocket]

"I laughed, I cried, I stuffed my face."

[Justin]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/uk/03/caption_comp/moore/img/moore203.jpg


I once got the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences to swallow a lie thiiiiiis big!

[jmbg29]

"I laughed, I cried, I stuffed my face."Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

LMMFAO :D

[Waitone]

Don't waste you time.

Michael Moore is a self correcting problem.

He is one greasy buritto from a MI.

[Ledbetter]

"Go back to Canada? But I love it here."

[jimpeel]

"Why, yes, this is the first time I have tied a bowtie and I did it with these hands. How'd I do?"

"Does this suit make my face look fat?"

What I submitted to the site:

"Ya see those puppies? I had one in this hand, and one in this one, just a few minutes ago."

[Blackhawk]

He is one greasy buritto from a MI.Ironically funny! Somebody who knows about myocardial infarctions but doesn't know how to spell burrito...! I love it! :D

The most amazing thing to me about Mickey Moore is that anybody pays any attention to him. A more thoroughly repulsive human being is hard for me to imagine. :rolleyes:

[shooten]

But I'm not Chris Farley. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!

[seeker_two]

1. Of course I'm getting an Oscar. Look at who the judges are... :rolleyes:

2. Of course. You don't think she'd be w/ a guy like me for FREE?... :scrutiny:

[moa]

Here is my entry.

What do you mean "shove it"? Like this?

[10-Ring]

Dammit, who took my Oscar?

[sm]

"Yeah, my ego is really that much bigger than I am-really"

" Langley, now? You've gotta car outside waiting--for me?"

[Monkeyleg]

But I did shower and shave! Really!

[seeker_two]

3. Of course I'm on a double date. Roman's w/ her daughter...

[bad_dad_brad]

Ignore him. There is no worse insult to the celebrity. Just pretend he does not exist.

[boing]

Nicely done, Ian. :cool:

[six 4 sure]

Did anyone happen to see James Woods on The Tonight Show tonight? Woods ripped on MM. Calling him a "chicken**** tub of guts". It was great. He sat there and trashed him during the entire first part of his interview with Leno.

Six

[CampX]

NOOOOOOOOOO, he's not Canadian, is he?!? Please say it ain't so....

[jmbg29]

NOOOOOOOOOO, he's not Canadian, is he?!? Please say it ain't so....He'd certainly fit right in. :p

[ravinraven]

I never heard of MM until his blazing idiocy became news. I don't watch OSCAR Night or my year-old grand-daughter "make potty" either.

I did enjoy James Woods's appropriate remarks on the Leno show. And that was an accident. I flipped to there during a FOXNEWS repeat.

And the Leno audience raved and clapped and cheered. But did you hear a few anal orifices boo?? I did.

How about a caption??? Hmm.... "Hey, that Clinton was a great guy. If he were still in orifice, this mess would be over with. He'd just blow up a couple camels, tuck another intern under the desk and declare victory. I like that in a man."

Windy caption, but then look at the picture and think of the Slickster.

ravenravin

[Sergeant Bob]

NOOOOOOOOOO, he's not Canadian, is he?!? Please say it ain't so....
NOOOOOOOOOOO, he's not Canadian. Unfortunately, he was born in Flint Michigan. His father (a member of the United Auto Worker's Party) worked at GM there for 33 years.

[Leatherneck]

Seeker two: three great lines! :D :D :D

TC
TFL Survivor

[moa]

I looked at the BBC's winning captions, and I thought most of them lame. Seeker has the best one to my mind with the Polanski reference. :D

[Carlos Cabeza]

MM is a complete waste of oxygen, has no real film making skills, and got to where he is by pure accident. Question? Where did he find a babe like that to tote around ? Sick excuse for a man !
Now James Woods ? He is a great actor and a well spoken man.

[gun-fucious]

and now for something completely different