2dogs
March 28, 2003, 06:25 AM
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'Protesting For Useful Idiots' (humor)
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foghornl
March 28, 2003, 07:33 AM
:D :D :D :D :D
I have seen several of the "XXXXXX for Dummies" books, we cn only hope this one is NOT as usefull :evil:
I have seen several of the "XXXXXX for Dummies" books, we cn only hope this one is NOT as usefull :evil:
Dan Shapiro
March 28, 2003, 10:38 AM
note the price
griz
March 28, 2003, 11:33 AM
:D Now that's funny :D
I didn't even see the date....I mean price, until you mentioned it.
I didn't even see the date....I mean price, until you mentioned it.
XLMiguel
March 28, 2003, 04:05 PM
Peace Activist Etiquette
With all of this talk of impending war, many of us will encounter "Peace Activists" who will try and convince us that we must refrain from retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001, and those who support terror. These activists may be alone or in a gathering ..... most of us don't know how to react to them. When you come upon one of these people, or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:
1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a
conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people who did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will probably use many arguments, ranging from political to religious to humanitarian.
2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the nose.
3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.
4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell them if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are saying.
5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are correct.
6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much harder. Square in the nose.
7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.
8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost. We owe our military a huge debt for what they are about to do for us and our children. We must support them and our leaders at times like these.
We have two choices. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose.
Lesson over, class dismissed.
Author Unknown
With all of this talk of impending war, many of us will encounter "Peace Activists" who will try and convince us that we must refrain from retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001, and those who support terror. These activists may be alone or in a gathering ..... most of us don't know how to react to them. When you come upon one of these people, or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:
1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a
conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people who did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will probably use many arguments, ranging from political to religious to humanitarian.
2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the nose.
3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.
4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell them if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are saying.
5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are correct.
6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much harder. Square in the nose.
7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.
8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost. We owe our military a huge debt for what they are about to do for us and our children. We must support them and our leaders at times like these.
We have two choices. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose.
Lesson over, class dismissed.
Author Unknown
Blackhawk
March 28, 2003, 04:08 PM
:D :D :D :D
Coronach
March 28, 2003, 09:35 PM
Nice. VERY nice.
Mike
Mike
jmbg29
March 29, 2003, 02:13 AM
DeeLuxe! :D :D :D
S_O_Laban
March 29, 2003, 02:19 AM
Cool but I happen to have a hat like that and I an't no peace nic:D :D
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