gburner
March 28, 2003, 01:38 PM
For sale:
White House Press Corps:
A disgusting gaggle of whining, ego-
centric bottom feeders with delusions of their own self worth. Though they run in a pack, they are just as likely to turn on one of their own as they are to consume scraps and roadkill. Impossible to house train; like a bull in a china shop, what they don't break,
they s--t on. Virulently anti war, reflexively anti American, these two legged omnivours are generally from the species Homo Stupidicus. They seem to be the archtype for the Coyote character of Road Runner fame. Generally the progeny of in-breeding, their DNA signature reveals chromosomal debris from the unnatural coupling of Edward R. Murrow, an Underwood typewriter and a drunken Harvard sorority undergrad. Will not leash train. No affinity for obedience training. Male pack members will allow network anchors to physically demonstrate their pack status by acts whose description defies the sense of decorum that is the norm here. Female members fight over alpha status, males outside of the species (see Alan Greenspan), as well as fashion/beauty tips from their matriarch, Helen Thomas.
If interested, please contact Ari Fleisher C/O The White House....no reasonable offer refused. Some pack members suitable for medical/scientific experimentation. ALL SALES FINAL. :banghead:
White House Press Corps:
A disgusting gaggle of whining, ego-
centric bottom feeders with delusions of their own self worth. Though they run in a pack, they are just as likely to turn on one of their own as they are to consume scraps and roadkill. Impossible to house train; like a bull in a china shop, what they don't break,
they s--t on. Virulently anti war, reflexively anti American, these two legged omnivours are generally from the species Homo Stupidicus. They seem to be the archtype for the Coyote character of Road Runner fame. Generally the progeny of in-breeding, their DNA signature reveals chromosomal debris from the unnatural coupling of Edward R. Murrow, an Underwood typewriter and a drunken Harvard sorority undergrad. Will not leash train. No affinity for obedience training. Male pack members will allow network anchors to physically demonstrate their pack status by acts whose description defies the sense of decorum that is the norm here. Female members fight over alpha status, males outside of the species (see Alan Greenspan), as well as fashion/beauty tips from their matriarch, Helen Thomas.
If interested, please contact Ari Fleisher C/O The White House....no reasonable offer refused. Some pack members suitable for medical/scientific experimentation. ALL SALES FINAL. :banghead: