Gun related pickup lines


March 30, 2003, 01:33 AM
I'm in a creative mood- here are some off the top of my head. Let's hear it! :-D

-Hey baby, I've got my sights on you
-Hey there, hot stuff- looks like my heat seeker missles are LOCKED on you
-What do you say we go down to the gun range and blow some loads together you and me?
-Baby, if you were ammunition- you'd be P+.
-Excuse me, are you a Black Talon? Cause your eyes have ripped my rationality to pieces.
-I'm your bullet- and you're my primer. Now that I've done my part and stuck onto you, do your part and blow. (mods- please feel free to delete this one if it is deemed inappropriate, thanks)
-If I was a bullet, you'd be the primer- cause you're explosive!
-You're nothing like a glock (*thinking of words that rhyme with glock) Would you like to goto a dock?
-You're like a Las Baer- beautiful, unique, functional, reliable, accurate, and expensive- but well worth it.
-You're like a 1911- classic, sophisticated, intelligent, experienced, and American
-I'd let you shoot my reloads anytime.
-I'd let you handle my weapon anytime you want
-Dear, you've shot a hole in my heart. Woah! That's a 1inch group! How did you do that? What do you say we discuss this over- dinner?
(for the non-guys)
-Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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March 30, 2003, 01:40 AM
"Why don't you let me do to you what Bill Ruger and Smith & Wesson did the gun owning public?"

March 30, 2003, 01:43 AM
You might get shot using any of those lines! :D

March 30, 2003, 01:49 AM
Don't think I'd want to mess with anybody who turned on to any of those lines.... :barf:

March 30, 2003, 01:50 AM
"It's not my fault! I always have an accidental discharge when I get excited!"

Okay, so it's not a pickup line. Just hope it never comes to pass.

March 30, 2003, 02:38 AM
"I got a fifty caliber under here. "

"You're sleek and sexy, like an 8mm Mauser"

"You're sweet, sexy and powerful. Just like my Colt"

I'd probably never get anywhere with this unfortunately. :D

March 30, 2003, 03:08 AM
Hey I'm shooting blanks!

um.. ah..... thats not what I meant

El Tejon
March 30, 2003, 07:56 AM
Geez, you guys, you always get "down range" with "Hi, I'm _______." Don't use a line and you'll be fine.:)

March 30, 2003, 07:58 AM
Sounds like a great way to stay celibate.

March 30, 2003, 07:59 AM
What would you know about picking ladies up? You're a senior. :)

March 30, 2003, 10:53 AM
Is that Hoppes #9 you're wearing?:D

March 30, 2003, 11:07 AM
"It's ok, I'm only a teen-ager!" :scrutiny:

March 30, 2003, 11:39 AM
Well, looks like we have officially bottomed out here today...

March 30, 2003, 11:43 AM
Man, those are pretty rough!

I'm with Blackhawk...if be worried about anyone who fell for those lines!

Besides, you have plenty of time before worrying about girls. Build up your dream gun collection first. Dating will definitely deplete your funds.

Good Shooting

Mike Irwin
March 30, 2003, 02:24 PM
How about

"Hey Baby! Nice pair of 38s!"

March 30, 2003, 02:29 PM
no mike more like are those 44 MAgnums....:rolleyes:

Mike Irwin
March 30, 2003, 02:39 PM
Sorry, large bores don't really interest me.

Too hard to handle effectively and too heavy to carry around...

March 30, 2003, 02:43 PM
"Nevermind" ROTFLMAO :o in that case would you prefer a pair of .22's or .25's???:D :rolleyes: :scrutiny:

March 30, 2003, 02:48 PM
Closed for excessive tackiness. I figure Art's Grammaw wouldn't like this one much.


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