So you have 5 minutes to convince them...


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Drjones
January 1, 2003, 10:31 PM
You have just FIVE minutes with the politician of your choice to convince them of your position on the RKBA.

Who do you talk to, what do you say?

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Preacherman
January 1, 2003, 10:35 PM
The ones I want to talk to already agree with our position. The ones I don't want to talk to already disagree with our position, and would take something like 5 weeks to 5 years to convince, never mind 5 minutes!

Wonder how many beers I could drink in 5 minutes...???

GregoryTech
January 1, 2003, 10:36 PM
Give them a couple of thousand bucks.

:evil:

pax
January 1, 2003, 10:40 PM
Gregory Tech nailed it.

pax

How do you tell an honest politician? Once bought, he stays bought. -- Robert Heinlein

Blackhawk
January 1, 2003, 10:43 PM
He's been observing Clinton and his cronies.... :D

dave
January 1, 2003, 10:48 PM
Simple.

You stick a gun in their face and say, "Bet you wish you had one of your own 'bout now, huh?". :eek:

Redlg155
January 1, 2003, 10:50 PM
Perhaps the forcefull approach.

Give him a handgun loaded with blanks (Just don't tell him that). Also give him a cell phone to dial the police with. ( Don't tell him you didn't pay the bill) and commence to slapping the heck out of him.:D

Five bucks says he uses the weapon.

Good Shooting
RED

PATH
January 1, 2003, 10:50 PM
Gregory Tech is partly right. You need several friends donating thousands of dollars.

4v50 Gary
January 1, 2003, 10:53 PM
In fact, a mailsack bulging with $1000 bills. Offer it to him/her and toss it out the window. Watch them jump after it. Buh-bye!

waynzwld
January 1, 2003, 11:03 PM
Gregory Tech is right, after all, it is not their fault they are corrupt for taking the money, it is the person giving them the money that is corrupt! Isn't that the excuse that Clinton, Torriceli, Dashel and others used?

Drjones
January 1, 2003, 11:05 PM
In fact, a mailsack bulging with $1000 bills. Offer it to him/her and toss it out the window. Watch them jump after it. Buh-bye!

:eek: And waste all that good money???

Nah...they ain't worth THAT much!!! :evil:

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