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Hi, everybody! This is Lewenski's boy friend, Bill Clinton. Now that Geraldo ate his shorts with the Screaming Eagles, drawin' pitchers in the sand, Fox called and, well, they want bigger numbers than CNN; when I heard it was the FOX Network, Whooowee! I practically choked on my Moon Pie! Nuthin' I like more than a FOX!....Say, Monica, hand me that plate of Freedom Fries. Hey, Hillary! You wanta shut up! I'm TRYIN' ta light my Cee-gar! Anyway, I'm lookin' forward to being in bed with, I mean being embedded with the 101st. There'll be more screamin' when I get there and it won't be Eagles....Hey Paula Zahn! Whataya say...you & me baby! Ah shore am lookin' to meet all the good ladies of Iraq...'specially the young purty ones. I got me a personalized plate on my new Hummer: I brake for Iraqi FOXES!

Well, I gotta git Monica's dress back from the dry cleaners. Sorry, Geraldo...maybe you and that wierd Peter Arnett can start a new Reality TV show; "World's Quickest Career Suicides."

Yeeeeehaw! I feel like Slim Pickens riden' that ICBM into Baghdad!