EU knife ruling slammed


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Drizzt
April 1, 2003, 06:36 PM
EU knife ruling slammed

The Adam Smith Institute has denounced the latest batch of EU regulations as yet another example of economic illiteracy. It singles out the new requirement, imposed by EU Safety Commissioner Senator Fapirollo, that the maximum length of knife blades permitted within the EU after 1 January 2004 will be 10cm (approx 4 inches).

The EU argument is that most knife-related injuries and deaths in EU countries are caused by blades longer than 10cm. Sen Fapirollo, in a statement introducing the new requirement, pointed out that it was expected to save over 5,000 lives a year. The ASI has pointed out that the cost of changing every single piece of cutlery knifeware will cost an estimated €24 billion, money which could be used to save many times the number of lives which will allegedly be saved. The ASI also points out to the huge costs, not only to the knife industry, but to every EU household which uses domestic cutlery. It suggests that the diversion of funds from consumption and investment to regulatory compliance will reduce EU wide growth by 0.8 percent in the first year alone.

The EU Commission has countered by pointing to the positive economic and job-creating potential of the new measure. When it was piloted for six months in the German state of Bavaria, it created a huge demand, not only for the new, shorter knives, but for the service industries which train people in their use. The German Industry Confederation says that its own research reveals that the only new jobs created were for knife grinders, since people preferred to cut down the size of existing knives, rather than buy the new ones.

A spokesperson for Britain’s Health and Safety Executive said that the new regulation will be enforced rigorously in Britain, and that after December 31st 2003, the so-called “night of the short knives,” inspectors will be setting out to make sure that respect for the new law is upheld

http://www.adamsmith.org/cissues/government-administration/knife-regulation.htm

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE..... Let this be an 'April Fool's' article.....

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Don Gwinn
April 1, 2003, 07:29 PM
They don't even try to hide it anymore--banning items as a way to create jobs for law-enforcement, lawyers, and whoever else.
:barf:

Ol' Badger
April 1, 2003, 07:38 PM
Great. The only things you can do in EU now is Eat cheese, drink wine and fornicate. What a life they live beyond the Land of the Free.

I hate cheese, it makes me poop hard.
I dont drink. I say stupid enuff things with out adding booze to it.
Wet Gut is ok, but I'd rather go shooting.
:banghead::cuss: :banghead: :cuss: :fire: :fire:

Marko Kloos
April 1, 2003, 07:41 PM
The EU argument is that most knife-related injuries and deaths in EU countries are caused by blades longer than 10cm.

Interesting conundrum: if the ban goes through, most knife-related injuries and deaths will obviously be caused by blades shorter than 10cm. In a few short years, I guess everything will have to be packaged pre-sliced at the factory.

Bruce in West Oz
April 1, 2003, 07:59 PM
Fapirollo = anagram = April fool!!!

:neener:

Bruce

Preacherman
April 1, 2003, 08:04 PM
That was an excellent April Fool article... Still, the best I ever saw was a BBC television production in the '70's on gathering in the spaghetti harvest in Southern Italy. They did an incredibly thorough job, showing peasant women gathering the spaghetti strands off the trees in the dawn light, the strands being straightened out and dried, cut to length, packaged, etc. The darn thing was so realistic that travel agencies were fielding calls from viewers wanting to book holidays to see the spaghetti harvest! :D

JoeSF
April 1, 2003, 09:12 PM
Hey thats a good one!

Marko Kloos
April 1, 2003, 09:14 PM
The scary thing that it's so effective because nobody would put that kind of assinine legislation past the EU.

Standing Wolf
April 1, 2003, 09:15 PM
European vacation? Who said anything about a European vacation?

Coronach
April 1, 2003, 11:17 PM
Well done!

Mike

Mike Irwin
April 1, 2003, 11:21 PM
It's a lot easier to conceal a short bladed knife...

A short-bladed knife is just as deadly in a throat or femoral artery slash.


I wonder if the EU is expecting industry to make do with 4" knives?

Try to tell the meat packing industry that they don't need knives over 4" long...

Calamity Jane
April 2, 2003, 12:09 AM
ROFL!! Excellent April Fool joke. :D

And I second what lendringser said. Such a scenario requires absolutely no suspension of disbelief whatsoever.

:what:

T.Stahl
April 2, 2003, 12:24 AM
It's not half as funny as you all think. :(
It is indeed true that since yesterday are banned:
- butterfly knives
- ninja stars
- switchblades with blades longer than 8.5cm or narrower than 20% of their length
- knives with blades that come out of the grip in a straight line
- push-daggers or knives with a T-shape grip (unless it's used as a skinner for game and you can prove a need for it)

This is NOT, rpt NOT a joke. It's just a more or less funny coincidence that our new weapons law took effect on April 1st.

Preacherman
April 2, 2003, 12:36 AM
But what about carving knives? Bread knives? For that matter, what about putty knives?

Schuey2002
April 2, 2003, 12:52 AM
What will this do to European knife manufacturers such as Boker or Zwilling J.A. Henkels AG?? Will this have any affect on them? :confused:

agricola
April 2, 2003, 01:44 AM
i remember the spaghetti harvest april fool as well, although if one recalls correctly they had to stop doing that because so many people believed it :D

Tamara
April 2, 2003, 01:50 AM
I heard that the velcro crop in Macedonia was just destroyed by a lint storm. :uhoh:

Mike Irwin
April 2, 2003, 02:06 AM
God, I remember the spaghetti harvest commercials! Early 1970s, San Georgio pasta, IIRC.

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