[Nathaniel Firethorn]

http://www.state.nj.us/slogan/

Ends midnight tonight. I'm going with "America stops here." :D

Have at it...

- NF

[Lupinus]

How bout "the property tax state"

Place sure aint full of gardens but its got one bit property tax :neener:

[fourays2]

"The Gangster state"

[Nathaniel Firethorn]

http://www.nj.com/news/ledger/index.ssf?/base/news-3/1131948929242630.xml&coll=1

- NF

[geekWithA.45]

New Jersey: We know what's good for you.

[cbsbyte]

New Jersey: Where Political corruption is an art.

Yo got a problem with New Jersey.

The dumping ground of America

[173abn]

That stink isn't the chemical plants,,,,"":eek:

[G36-UK]

New Jersey: Rogering the law-abiding since (insert date here).

New Jersey: We never leave our homes, why should you?

New Jersey: Nine out of ten criminals prefer us.

[WT]

"Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here."

"Work Makes One Free."

"The Shape of Things To Come."

[Spot77]

"Velcome to ze Garden State"

[Kurush]

"New Jersey -- Not as bad as you've heard!"

"New Jersey -- It only smells because of the trash!"

"New Jersey -- Our gun control laws keep guns out of the wrong hands, and you have the wrong hands!"

"New Jersey -- There are places with higher property taxes... yes, seriously!"

"New Jersey -- Our government understands crime, heck, most of them are mobsters!"

"New Jersey -- We don't have that much medical waste on the beaches anymore!"

[jsalcedo]

" New Jersy -- Grab yer ankles! This is a cavity search!"

[No_Brakes23]

Ain't much I could say bad about Jersey that wouldn't be of a pot/kettle nature, as I live in Cali.

Well, at least it is prettier here.

[TonkinTwentyMil]

The home of the best politicians money can buy.

Where the swamp rats roam,
And the Sheeple stay home,
And the skies are brown-cloudy all day.

[ravinraven]

"Ain't much I could say bad about Jersey that wouldn't be of a pot/kettle nature, as I live in Cali."

And I live in NY.

rr

[Vitamin G]

New Jersey : Causing a PA population surge since the 1900's!

[longeyes]

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

[Air,Land&Sea]

"Everyone in the shower. Schnell!!!"

[deanf]

"Constitution, Schmonsitution."

"Step off ze train. Put your luggage over zer. Proceed to ze showers."

If they use one of my suggestions, I will move there.

[M-Rex]

New Jersey. Not California, but close.

[Blue Jays]

Hi All-

New Jersey -- How YOU doin'?

~ Blue Jays ~

[MM]

Nope.
--Don Gwinn

[rick_reno]

I offered the following "New Jersey - send your garbage, it'll fit right in here"

[El Tejon]

"New Jersey: A Liberty Free Zone--for the children!"

[Nathaniel Firethorn]

http://www.nj.com/news/ledger/index.ssf?/base/news-3/1132033993203100.xml&coll=1 "Welcome to New Jersey: Expect delays."

"Got Jug-Handles?"

"Why should death end your voting rights?"

"If we can't fix it, it's not an election."

"New Jersey: We can always use another relative on the payroll."

"NJ: It isn't what you know, it's who you know."

"All payoffs gladly accepted here."

"We're not as corrupt as we used to be."

"NJ and you, going broke together."

"If our auto insurance rates don't drive you to Pennsylvania, our property taxes will."

"New Jersey: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, tax it some more."

"New Jersey -- A state of confusion."

"New Jersey: Where did the gardens go?"

"Toxic waste for all!"

"Not much space left, but we will squeeze you in."

"Sold to Corzine!"

"New Jersey: Hey, at least it's not West Virginia!" - NF

[Camp David]

NJ: cough! cough! cough!

[foghornl]

NJ-"We're removing your rights be being so leftist."

[Mr. James]

New Jersey - Hoffa rests here!

[CAnnoneer]

"You are leaving the American Sector.
Welcome to smoky communism!"

[Nicky Santoro]

"New Jersey....It sucks to be us"

[seeker_two]

New Jersey--the liberals' idea for America...


:what:

[HankB]

New Jersey - Trying to Make New York Look Good!

New Jersey - Tony Soprano, Governor

New Jersey - We've Got What It Takes . . . to Take What You've Got.

And since there ARE cattle there . . .

New Jersey - Smell Our Dairy Air

[burrf]

New Jersey - I moved and never want to go back.

[49hudson]

My Latin is very poor, however I'm thinking Tendum Supra[bend over] would be a good motto for NJ.

[cuchulainn]

Springsteen said it best:

"It's a death trap, it's a suicide rap
We gotta get out while we're young"

or maybe

"Together Wendy we'll live with the sadness"

(Both from Born to Run)

[jsalcedo]

Or the Animals

New Jersey-- We Got to get out of this place..if it's the last thing we ever do....

[Nathaniel Firethorn]

http://www.nj.com/newslogs/starledger/index.ssf?/mtlogs/njo_ledgerupdate/archives/2005_12.html#101088

New Jersey: Expect the Unexpected
Are you talking about the home invasions or the no-knock raids?

New Jersey: Love at First Sight
if you're Mister Magoo...

New Jersey: Come See for Yourself
what could happen to your state if you're not careful.

New Jersey: The Real Deal
Meet me behind the gold dome. Bring a campaign contribution. Small unmarked bills only.

New Jersey: The Best Kept Secret
Police in the World!Vote for your favorite here:
http://www.nj.gov/slogan

(And tell all your dead relatives to vote too.)

- NF

[Mnemesyne]

some of those just have waaay too many hidden meanings heh...


Mneme

[Legionnaire]

NJ: A great place to be from!

[Tory]

DISCOVER CANCER! - It's Not Just For Smokers Anymore!

[georgeduz]

STOP MAKING FUN OF MY HOME we call it the peoples rep of new jersey.its the best police state in the unoin.and our gov is gay.

[Igloodude]

It sure isn't the Garden State, so how about the Guardian State?

[molonlabe]

Or the Garbage State.

[MarkDido]

New Jersey - I moved and never want to go back.

Ditto! I'm trying to talk my son into defecting!

New Jersey - "whadda you lookin' at?"

[Dead]

New Jersey: "Where money talks, and bul***** walks"..

Gotta PAY if you want anything in this state...:cuss:

or

New Jersey "The Mommy Help Me State" (aka State Provides everything for you)

[Lupinus]

STOP MAKING FUN OF MY HOME we call it the peoples rep of new jersey.its the best police state in the unoin.and our gov is gay.
I grew up in jewsey I can make fun of it all I want :neener:

[Sistema1927]

New Jersey, just like California, only smaller and stinkier.

[Warren]

New Jersey: Fughedaboutit!

[Waitone]

New Jersey--A Great Place to be From

New Jersey--Landfill of the Northeast

New Jersey--We Know where the Bodies are Buried.

[I'm Thinking...]

"New Jersey - Smell Our Dairy Air"

Speaking of double-entendres . . . . :evil: :D :neener:

[Nathaniel Firethorn]

Wow, I didn't even remember starting this thread!

- NF

[Duke Junior]

New Jersey:The BUGS stop here!

[never_retreat]

Kiss her where it stinks, take her to New Jersey.

[Warren]

New Jersey: Where three year old threads are brought back from the dead.

[VPLthrneck]

So what was the winning slogan?
It can't be to memorable since I've yet to see a tourism dept ad with it.

[Joe Cool]

New Jersey - where the rules are 'there are no rules' if you are politically connected; - just talk to Jon Corzine on seatbelts, taxes or anything else!

[mbdolfin]

Welcome to NJ.... your guilty until proven innocent

[ZeSpectre]

Zombie Thread Alert!!!!

Died - Dec 24, 2005
Resurrected - Aug 13, 2008

Double tap to the head, let's put this beast back down! :neener:

[AlabamaFamilyMan]

New Jersey: The Garden State - We'll plow ya' and plant ya'

New Jersey: Whadda you lookin' at?!?

[foghornl]

CCW for Jon & Jan Q. Private-Citizen?

fuggedaboutit

[Orange_Magnum]

Turn around or bend over.

[ArmedBear]

Nobody's brought up the old standby?

As seen on bathroom walls in upstate New York:

"Flush twice. It's a long way to New Jersey.":evil:

[ravenwolf71]

NJ, where the illegals have more rights than the legals and law abiding gun owners have less rights than the criminals.:banghead::banghead::banghead:

[ArmedBear]

where the illegals have more rights than the legals and law abiding gun owners have less rights than the criminals.

That's already taken. Sorry.

http://members.dslextreme.com/users/markpoyser/uggabugga/2003/california-bear-flag.gif