Naked prowler shot in genitals with Taser


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ceetee
November 22, 2005, 08:56 AM
I guess you could say this is poetic justice...


http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-1122shot,0,6033084.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines

Naked prowler shot in genitals with Taser by deputies near Fort Myers Beach

Associated Press
Posted November 22 2005, 7:13 AM EST


FORT MYERS BEACH -- A naked man was accidentally shocked in the genitals by a Taser after he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him inappropriately, police said.

Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, of Bonita Springs, attempted to run when approached by Lee County sheriff's deputies Saturday. When he ignored requested to stop, Deputy Daniel Hollywood shot Miljour with a Taser.

One of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood.

Officers are taught to aim for the torso, but it was difficult for officers to aim because Miljour was moving, Chitwood said.

"The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said.

Miljour was taken to Lee Memorial HealthPark Medical Center, where he was treated before being taken to the Lee County jail. He is charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage.

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EddieCoyle
November 22, 2005, 09:27 AM
So, was it a one-shot stop?

HighVelocity
November 22, 2005, 09:54 AM
A naked man was accidentally shocked in the genitals by a Taser after he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him inappropriately,

Looks like he got what he wanted, well, not exactly. :evil:

Henry Bowman
November 22, 2005, 10:11 AM
He is charged with indecent exposureI'd say he was really "charged"!



I'm pinch-hitting for Preacherman this morning.:neener:

Mongo the Mutterer
November 22, 2005, 10:12 AM
Crispy Cajones?? :eek:

entropy
November 22, 2005, 10:20 AM
Shocking, absolutely shocking, I say. Watts with Current events, anyhow? I say, sit down, say Ohm, and join the resistance! :p If the Taser was set to BBQ, they may have to release him for lack of evidence. Or maybe they'd have to anyway.;)

What do these new cops think they are, anyway? Judge, Jury, and Therapist?!:uhoh: :p

robert garner
November 22, 2005, 10:24 AM
There is a seeming gulf between Law and Justice; that was temporarily
suspended in this case A hearty "Well Done" for the Deputy!!
I wouldn't admit to being that good a shot either!
Hey maybe Sportsman's Guide still has some "bull Bags" would make a good wall mount, for his den?

6inch
November 22, 2005, 10:33 AM
It was reported today that Jeremy J Miljour has now petitioned the court for a name change to Jenny J Miljour. :rolleyes:

Mixlesplick
November 22, 2005, 11:17 AM
One of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood.

Officers are taught to aim for the torso, but it was difficult for officers to aim because Miljour was moving, Chitwood said.

"The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said.

I'll buy that for a dollar.;)

Gimme.50
November 22, 2005, 11:24 AM
He was asking to be "touched inappropriately"...can't imagine anything more inappropriate than that!!

NineseveN
November 22, 2005, 12:04 PM
This thread is killing me. :D

ceetee
November 22, 2005, 12:06 PM
The first thing that came to my mind was the old joke about the wife that caught her husband cheating, and was gonna turn him from a bull into a steer "...with one shot."

The husband begged for another chance, so she said, "Alright... you can set 'em swingin' "...

countertop
November 22, 2005, 12:07 PM
This is simply outrageous behaviour. I see nothing funny about it and if I lived there would demand a full investigation.


A naked man was accidentally shocked in the genitals by a Taser after he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him inappropriately, police said.

He should have been purposfully shocked.:neener:

psyopspec
November 22, 2005, 12:07 PM
I'd say the deputy got him, part and parcel!

foghornl
November 22, 2005, 12:10 PM
Just reading the thread title made me say:
OW! QUIT IT! ! ! !

I suppose that the Taser was one of the 2-probe & wire things, rather that the contact-type? Just the probes would make me stop...

Sorta reminds me of an incident in Memphis back about 1978 or so, before Tasers and 'stun-guns'...

Guy dressed in nothing but a filthy trench coat and scruffy hat was 'flashing' the genteel Old Southern ladies downtown one day. One of them said "May I see that again, please?"

Flasher obliged the Old South Lady, and when he did so, she left him have it real good with the 10-lb "Avon Lady" purse, complete with brass re-inforced corners....

Medusa
November 22, 2005, 12:54 PM
I believe it was very exciting, energizing experience...

1911Tuner
November 22, 2005, 01:03 PM
Ouch! I can only imagine. I whizzed on an electric fence once, so I can kinda empathize...(Didn't take me long to crank the water off.)

bigun15
November 22, 2005, 01:21 PM
he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him inappropriately

Just thought you guys should get to read that again. I wonder if the officer got a promotion.

bigun15
November 22, 2005, 01:24 PM
he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him inappropriately

Just thought you guys should get to read that again. I wonder if the officer got a promotion. Any chance of a video?(kidding)

M-Rex
November 22, 2005, 01:31 PM
Oh damn.

Now that hurts. This one was a cringer.

GunnySkox
November 22, 2005, 01:40 PM
Gghkghaaargh..

Seriously. If I cringe for much longer, my face is gonna get stuck like this, and how am I gonna shoot like that?

~Gunny

Guh.. Pain..

Sindawe
November 22, 2005, 01:51 PM
Deputy Daniel Hollywood to Jeremy J. Miljour: Welcome to the exciting world of electro-sex.

Who says the police don't care about public service no more. :evil:

MrKandiyohi
November 22, 2005, 02:03 PM
The officer should patent his male contraceptive device. While Johnny and the twins are probably OK, I'm guessing the swimmers aren't going to win any Olympic medals for a few days.

Preacherman
November 22, 2005, 02:47 PM
Shocking, simply shocking...

:D

That'll teach him not to dangle with the law!

oh blanky
November 22, 2005, 03:02 PM
Why do I live in Florida again?

GunnySkox
November 22, 2005, 03:03 PM
Art's grammaw would be SHOCKED by this thread!

*cackle*
~Gunny

pete f
November 22, 2005, 03:14 PM
I have been told that certain gentlemen, upon getting "tased" find out that they have spontaineously "released" this from a many year police officer who has "zapped" many a BG.

I know that elctrostims are used to encourage donating bulls who ahhhh are "lethargic."


That cringe getting any tighter?

GEM
November 22, 2005, 03:29 PM
That officer was really on the ball!

:eek:

bigun15
November 22, 2005, 03:36 PM
Why do people have to be so teste with the police?

GunnySkox
November 22, 2005, 03:40 PM
Someone's going to hell for posting in this thread. :D


1, 2, 3, not it!

~Gunny

Spiggy
November 22, 2005, 03:48 PM
I dont know whether to cringe or laugh...

Waitone
November 22, 2005, 04:05 PM
The ossifer needs to work on his flinch. :D

c_yeager
November 22, 2005, 04:13 PM
target fixation.... :uhoh:

I think Deputy Daniel Hollywood might have allowed his gaze to wander a bit from COM.

oneshooter
November 22, 2005, 06:58 PM
Not a "one shot stop" more like a "one shock stop". :what: I wonder if they had to recharge him later.:D

Oneshooter
Livin in Texas

buy guns
November 22, 2005, 07:03 PM
i am really getting sick of these creeps who keep running around naked trying to get girls to touch them. some other ??????? was doing it at the school i used to go to but luckiy he was also arrested too.

losangeles
November 22, 2005, 07:04 PM
Well the naked guy was looking for a charge to get discharged. He got it!

orangeninja
November 22, 2005, 07:10 PM
Sentence Served.

Jubei
November 22, 2005, 07:11 PM
I can just see all the officers involved in this incident, standing over a wailing, crying, naked dumb-a$$ in the fetal position, debating over who gets to collect the evidence.
-"I ain't pullin' that out, you do it."
-"I didn't taze his n&ts, you pull it out."
-"At least let go of the trigger"
-"Not until the battery runs out."

Sorry, Nut'n funny about that.

Jubei

7.62x54r
November 22, 2005, 09:20 PM
I like the cops aim.He will be thinking twice before wipping it out.:evil:

grampster
November 22, 2005, 09:50 PM
His behavior is simply aballing! :D

rudolf
November 22, 2005, 10:10 PM
Just wonder if we'll be seeing some Taser / Viagra comaprison tests in the near future :evil:

Biker
November 22, 2005, 10:25 PM
OMG. Two fried eggs and a side of sausage...think I'll pass!
Biker:evil:

f4t9r
November 22, 2005, 10:36 PM
Thats funny

afasano
November 22, 2005, 11:03 PM
Didn't a rapper write a song about that? :D

mr.trooper
November 22, 2005, 11:41 PM
Freekn 'A' man....Freekn 'A'.

The Freeholder
November 22, 2005, 11:45 PM
Since no one else's said it:

That's gonna leave a mark!

HighVelocity
November 23, 2005, 12:00 AM
In Serbia, men stand in line for this treatment. :neener:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1605282.html?menu=news.quirkies

KriegHund
November 23, 2005, 12:13 AM
ROFL this article made me laugh out loud- not good with hot green tea in the mouth...

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msb45
November 23, 2005, 01:18 AM
The officer should patent his male contraceptive device. While Johnny and the twins are probably OK, I'm guessing the swimmers aren't going to win any Olympic medals for a few days.

Could this be considered a "fish" fry?

Stauble
November 23, 2005, 09:59 PM
Why do I live in Florida again?

lol that article was from my local paper

eclipse1
November 24, 2005, 01:04 PM
niiiiiiiccccce :what:

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