Naked prowler shot in genitals with Taser

I guess you could say this is poetic justice...


http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-1122shot,0,6033084.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines

Naked prowler shot in genitals with Taser by deputies near Fort Myers Beach

Associated Press
Posted November 22 2005, 7:13 AM EST


FORT MYERS BEACH -- A naked man was accidentally shocked in the genitals by a Taser after he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him inappropriately, police said.

Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, of Bonita Springs, attempted to run when approached by Lee County sheriff's deputies Saturday. When he ignored requested to stop, Deputy Daniel Hollywood shot Miljour with a Taser.

One of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood.

Officers are taught to aim for the torso, but it was difficult for officers to aim because Miljour was moving, Chitwood said.

"The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said.

Miljour was taken to Lee Memorial HealthPark Medical Center, where he was treated before being taken to the Lee County jail. He is charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage.

So, was it a one-shot stop?

A naked man was accidentally shocked in the genitals by a Taser after he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him inappropriately,

Looks like he got what he wanted, well, not exactly. :evil:

He is charged with indecent exposureI'd say he was really "charged"!



I'm pinch-hitting for Preacherman this morning.:neener:

Crispy Cajones?? :eek:

Shocking, absolutely shocking, I say. Watts with Current events, anyhow? I say, sit down, say Ohm, and join the resistance! :p If the Taser was set to BBQ, they may have to release him for lack of evidence. Or maybe they'd have to anyway.;)

What do these new cops think they are, anyway? Judge, Jury, and Therapist?!:uhoh: :p

There is a seeming gulf between Law and Justice; that was temporarily
suspended in this case A hearty "Well Done" for the Deputy!!
I wouldn't admit to being that good a shot either!
Hey maybe Sportsman's Guide still has some "bull Bags" would make a good wall mount, for his den?

It was reported today that Jeremy J Miljour has now petitioned the court for a name change to Jenny J Miljour. :rolleyes:

One of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood.

Officers are taught to aim for the torso, but it was difficult for officers to aim because Miljour was moving, Chitwood said.

"The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said.

I'll buy that for a dollar.;)

He was asking to be "touched inappropriately"...can't imagine anything more inappropriate than that!!

This thread is killing me. :D

The first thing that came to my mind was the old joke about the wife that caught her husband cheating, and was gonna turn him from a bull into a steer "...with one shot."

The husband begged for another chance, so she said, "Alright... you can set 'em swingin' "...

This is simply outrageous behaviour. I see nothing funny about it and if I lived there would demand a full investigation.


A naked man was accidentally shocked in the genitals by a Taser after he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him inappropriately, police said.

He should have been purposfully shocked.:neener:

I'd say the deputy got him, part and parcel!

Just reading the thread title made me say:
OW! QUIT IT! ! ! !

I suppose that the Taser was one of the 2-probe & wire things, rather that the contact-type? Just the probes would make me stop...

Sorta reminds me of an incident in Memphis back about 1978 or so, before Tasers and 'stun-guns'...

Guy dressed in nothing but a filthy trench coat and scruffy hat was 'flashing' the genteel Old Southern ladies downtown one day. One of them said "May I see that again, please?"

Flasher obliged the Old South Lady, and when he did so, she left him have it real good with the 10-lb "Avon Lady" purse, complete with brass re-inforced corners....

I believe it was very exciting, energizing experience...

Ouch! I can only imagine. I whizzed on an electric fence once, so I can kinda empathize...(Didn't take me long to crank the water off.)

he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him inappropriately

Just thought you guys should get to read that again. I wonder if the officer got a promotion.

he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him inappropriately

Just thought you guys should get to read that again. I wonder if the officer got a promotion. Any chance of a video?(kidding)

Oh damn.

Now that hurts. This one was a cringer.

Gghkghaaargh..

Seriously. If I cringe for much longer, my face is gonna get stuck like this, and how am I gonna shoot like that?

~Gunny

Guh.. Pain..

Deputy Daniel Hollywood to Jeremy J. Miljour: Welcome to the exciting world of electro-sex.

Who says the police don't care about public service no more. :evil:

The officer should patent his male contraceptive device. While Johnny and the twins are probably OK, I'm guessing the swimmers aren't going to win any Olympic medals for a few days.

Shocking, simply shocking...

:D

That'll teach him not to dangle with the law!

Why do I live in Florida again?

Art's grammaw would be SHOCKED by this thread!

*cackle*
~Gunny

I have been told that certain gentlemen, upon getting "tased" find out that they have spontaineously "released" this from a many year police officer who has "zapped" many a BG.

I know that elctrostims are used to encourage donating bulls who ahhhh are "lethargic."


That cringe getting any tighter?

That officer was really on the ball!

:eek:

Why do people have to be so teste with the police?

Someone's going to hell for posting in this thread. :D


1, 2, 3, not it!

~Gunny

I dont know whether to cringe or laugh...

The ossifer needs to work on his flinch. :D

target fixation.... :uhoh:

I think Deputy Daniel Hollywood might have allowed his gaze to wander a bit from COM.

Not a "one shot stop" more like a "one shock stop". :what: I wonder if they had to recharge him later.:D

Oneshooter
Livin in Texas

i am really getting sick of these creeps who keep running around naked trying to get girls to touch them. some other ??????? was doing it at the school i used to go to but luckiy he was also arrested too.

Well the naked guy was looking for a charge to get discharged. He got it!

Sentence Served.

I can just see all the officers involved in this incident, standing over a wailing, crying, naked dumb-a$$ in the fetal position, debating over who gets to collect the evidence.
-"I ain't pullin' that out, you do it."
-"I didn't taze his n&ts, you pull it out."
-"At least let go of the trigger"
-"Not until the battery runs out."

Sorry, Nut'n funny about that.

Jubei

I like the cops aim.He will be thinking twice before wipping it out.:evil:

His behavior is simply aballing! :D

Just wonder if we'll be seeing some Taser / Viagra comaprison tests in the near future :evil:

OMG. Two fried eggs and a side of sausage...think I'll pass!
Biker:evil:

Thats funny

Didn't a rapper write a song about that? :D

Freekn 'A' man....Freekn 'A'.

Since no one else's said it:

That's gonna leave a mark!

In Serbia, men stand in line for this treatment. :neener:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1605282.html?menu=news.quirkies

ROFL this article made me laugh out loud- not good with hot green tea in the mouth...

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The officer should patent his male contraceptive device. While Johnny and the twins are probably OK, I'm guessing the swimmers aren't going to win any Olympic medals for a few days.

Could this be considered a "fish" fry?

Why do I live in Florida again?

lol that article was from my local paper

niiiiiiiccccce :what: