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Sisco
April 3, 2003, 12:02 AM
I got this in a company e-mail today, allegedly originated from a company rep in the DC area.

To nobodys surprise there were protestors today in DC, they attempted to disrupt the metro system and block the Key Bridge, a leading artery into DC from Northern Virginia. I got hosed twice because I come in from NoVA on the metro and it is raining hard which makes traffic worse any way. My commute was long and arduous and only caused further resentment for protestors (but that isn't the point of this thread). Anyway, I'll get to the point.
- I got off my train in Rosslyn because I had to use the bathroom and the train was moving quite slowly. When I was getting back on the train, there were protestors on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one. An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20ish) female protestor offered her a pamphlet, she politely declined. The young protestor put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, "Ma'am, don't you care about the children of Iraq?" The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my first husband died in France during World War II so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth your country. And if you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your a$$ and open it."
- I'm glad to report that loud applause broke out among the onlookers and the young protestor was at a total loss for words.

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SquirrelNuts
April 3, 2003, 12:19 AM
So, did she touch her again?

-SquirrelNuts

Sisco
April 3, 2003, 01:47 AM
Dunno! :D

Azrael256
April 3, 2003, 01:53 AM
Hey, that's assault! Wouldn't it be hillarious if she had been hauled off for an unprovoked assault on an elderly woman...

S_O_Laban
April 3, 2003, 02:51 AM
http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15561&highlight=umbrella

not to burst any ones ballon but I think this was coverd in the above thread

Sisco
April 3, 2003, 04:17 AM
Hmmm, urban legend?? :scrutiny:

StuporDave
April 3, 2003, 08:07 AM
Hmmm, urban legend??

Possibly, even probably. Still fun to read, though. :)

Dave

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