Even the CIA and other intel experts appeared to be puzzled about the location of Saddam, or even whether he is alive or dead.
What do you think?
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April 3, 2003, 08:42 PM
Sodom is in Iraq, didn't you see him in his wool sweater? :D
April 3, 2003, 08:42 PM
I hope he's in Hell where he belongs.
April 3, 2003, 11:48 PM
I think the "hells" have it with over 80% of the votes!
:fire: :fire: :fire:
April 4, 2003, 12:58 AM
/elvis voice on/ SADDAM HAS LEFT THE AUDITORIUM /elvis voice off/
April 4, 2003, 01:04 AM
Ideally, we've eliminated the entire bloodline! The Husseins & the Hitlers can spend eternity together :cuss:
April 4, 2003, 01:27 AM
We hit the building he was in with over a dozen laser guided bombs.
He is dead.
His sons are dead.
It's obvious. It's not even a question. Reporters just haven't said anything "just in case"... but the cat is pushing up daisies.
April 4, 2003, 01:32 AM
A customer enters a middle easter country.
Customer: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The owner does not respond.)
C: I wish to complain about this dictator what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
O: Oh yes, the, uh, the Iraqi ...What's,uh...What's
wrong with it?
C: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead,
that's what's wrong with it!
O: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
C: Look, matey, I know a dead dictator when I see one, and
I'm looking at one right now.
O: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable Jackhole,
the Iraqi, isn’t, ay? Beautiful beret!
C: The beret don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
O: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
C: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up!
(shouting at the cage)
'Ello, Mister Iraqi Dictator! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle
fish for you if you show...(owner hits the cage)
O: There, he moved!
C: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!
O: I never!!
C: Yes, you did!
O: I never, never did anything...
C: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO IRAQi!!!!!
Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine
o'clock alarm call!
(Takes dictator out of the cage and thumps its head on the
counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to
C: Now that's what I call a dead dictator.
O: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
O: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up!
Iraqis’ stun easily, major.
C: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough
of this. That dictator is definitely deceased, and when I
purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its
total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged
out following a prolonged speach.
April 4, 2003, 02:35 AM
Is this like Where's Waldo? :)
April 4, 2003, 08:08 AM
Deader'n a mackerel.
April 4, 2003, 09:58 AM
Ok. The scene from the movie The Untouchables with G.W. as Al.
"I want him dead. I want his family dead. I want that camel jocky dead" as he walks around the White House briefing table and then stops behind Cherraq with a Baseball bat. :D
April 4, 2003, 10:08 AM
Saddam & Family 'Sleeps with the Fishes", between shifts of shoveling coal "Down Below":evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Looking at the current Iraqui leadership and who would benefit by keeping the memory of Saddam alive, I believe both Saddam & Kuse' (sp?) are dead or seriously injured. I also believe Ude' (sp?) is running the show now.
Why? None of the Iraqui people LIKE Ude'--he's the big ugly bully that Saddam kept as an enforcer. Kuse' was the "pretty boy" he was grooming to be his successor. If Kuse' or one of the generals were running things, they'd use Saddam's death as a martyr's rallying cry to inspire resistance. But, since no one will want to follow Ude', he needs to keep Saddam "alive" to keep control.
Just a thought...:scrutiny:
April 4, 2003, 11:30 AM
I voted he is hiding, ill/injured. But I'm hoping for the last option. How will we REALLY know?
April 4, 2003, 11:38 AM
i heard he's working at the baghdad piggly-wiggly
April 4, 2003, 11:40 AM
If he's not dead now, he soon will be.:evil:
April 4, 2003, 12:36 PM
Oh lovely, Badger, the imagry...
"How far are you prepared to go? If one of his pulls a baguette, you pull a wheel of camembert!"
April 4, 2003, 01:04 PM
IMO, he's like George's parrot, er, Iraqi dictator.
April 4, 2003, 01:26 PM
The news channels are currently showing an Iraqi film just released of Saddam joyously walking around Baghdad with his entourage of thugs. He looks really healthy! I guess we were wrong then. :rolleyes:
April 8, 2003, 05:56 AM
The news channels are currently showing an Iraqi film just released of Saddam joyously walking around Baghdad with his entourage of thugs. He looks really healthy! I guess we were wrong then.
...and our coalition forces are committing suicide rather than face the "elite" Republican guard. :scrutiny:
To paraphrase, "He's dead, Jim...":evil:
April 8, 2003, 09:39 AM
I need to change my vote from injured to dead. No way anybody survived four 2000# JDAM's falling on his head. Still, it would be nice to get some DNA off body fragments.
April 8, 2003, 09:44 AM
I had posted a thread asking about this earlier with some info and a 'face comparison' on it here: