[2dogs]

http://www.sierratimes.com/03/04/04/articlejj_2.htm

As much as we Real Americans know this war isn't anywhere near over yet, and since there is no other news out here, we might as well make the best of it. This week's question: We simply can't live with "Saddam International Airport". It needs a more fitting name. Some suggestions are:

Stalingrad Memorial Airport

3ID International

'B-2' Airport

UN Resolution Airport
Jessica Lynch International Airport

Mother of All Airports

and my favorite:

"International Airport of Mass Destruction"

Your suggestions are welcome. Send to feedback@sierratimes.com

We'll take the best submissions and put them into an article soon.

And yes, we're sure some of you folks will have other things to rename as well - we'll take 'em.

[foghornl]

How and "Freedom & Liberty International"

[H Romberg]

Baghdad International.

[dev_null]

I vote for Jessica Lynch International Airport.

As for the International Airport of Mass Destruction, I think that distinction(?) would probably have to go to the late, unlamented Kai Tak airport in Hong Kong, where there used to be at least one plane going into HK harbor per year.

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[Waitone]

"Iraqi Liberty International Airport"

First commercial flight should be members of the provisional Iraqi government landing.

Tarmac should be where the provisional government holds its first press conference taking its first question from Al Jazeera reporters.