U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra...


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Dr.Who
December 13, 2005, 09:17 AM
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left-wing liberal drunk.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!" He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.

Just a bit of hummor for a snowy day....

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4v50 Gary
December 13, 2005, 09:19 AM
It would be funny, if it wasn't true. :D

jobu07
December 13, 2005, 09:24 AM
:D

Crosshair
December 13, 2005, 09:38 AM
OK, that's funny any way ya look at it.:p

Omni04
December 13, 2005, 10:09 AM
reminds me of the bi-partisan "run-hilary run" bumper sticker :D

GRB
December 13, 2005, 10:21 AM
:) :p :neener: :rolleyes: :evil:

Justin
December 13, 2005, 11:30 AM
:) but OT.

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