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April 10, 2003, 12:11 PM
The Story of the Brave Eagle
Characters:
Narrator
Brave Eagle
Brave Bulldog
Self-Important Bantam
Greedy Pig
Hypocritical Bear
Setting:
The World
Scene I.
Narrator: The Brave Eagle found a brutal dictator who had a number of terrible weapons and the intent to use them on innocent people, and rushed to tell his friends. Perhaps they would help him remove the dictator.
Brave Eagle: "Self-Important Bantam, will you help me remove the dictator?"
Self-Important Bantam: "Not I, not I. It is not my job."
Brave Eagle: "Greedy Pig, will you help me remove the dictator?"
Greedy Pig: "Not I, not I. it is not my job."
Brave Eagle: "Hypocritical Bear, will you help me remove the dictator."
Hypocritical Bear: "Not I, not I. It is not my job."
Narrator: So the Brave Eagle began to plan to remove the dictator all by himself. Then Brave Bulldog spoke up and said he would help.
Scene II.
Narrator: Several years went by and the dictator continued to defy orders to get rid of those weapons. The Brave Eagle decided to ask his so-called friends to help him remove the dictator.
Brave Eagle: "Self-Important Bantam, will you help Brave Bulldog and me remove the dictator?"
Self-Important Bantam: "Not I, not I. We should let the blind man keep looking for the weapons."
Brave Eagle: "Greedy Pig, will you help Brave Bulldog and me remove the dictator?"
Greedy Pig: "Not I, not I. We should let the blind man keep looking for the weapons."
Brave Eagle: "Hypocritical Bear, will you help Brave Bulldog and me remove the dictator?"
Hypocritical Bear: "Not I, not I. We should let the blind man keep looking for the weapons."
Narrator: So the Brave Eagle and the Brave Bulldog prepared for removing the dictator all by themselves.
Scene III.
Narrator: As the months went by, the dictator continued to flaunt his defiance of the order to disarm his brutal regime. So the Brave Eagle and the Brave Bulldog decided to ask their so-called friends to help them remove him once and for all.
Brave Eagle: "Self-Important Bantam, will you help Brave Bulldog and me remove the dictator?"
Self-Important Bantam: "Not I, not I. You're wicked for even talking about it."
Brave Eagle: "Greedy Pig, will you help Brave Bulldog and me remove the dictator?"
Greedy Pig: "Not I, not I. You're wicked for even talking about it."
Brave Eagle: "Hypocritical Bear, will you help Brave Bulldog and me remove the dictator?"
Hypocritical Bear: "Not I, not I. You're wicked for even talking about it."
Narrator: So the Brave Eagle and the Brave Bulldog positioned their forces all by themselves.
Scene IV.
Narrator: The Brave Eagle and the Brave Bulldog knew that the time had come to take action against the dictator. They decided to give their so-called friends one last chance to help them.
Brave Eagle: "Self-Important Bantam, will you help Brave Bulldog and me remove the dictator?"
Self-Important Bantam: "Not I, not I. He's not bothering me."
Brave Eagle: "Greedy Pig, will you help Brave Bulldog and me remove the dictator?"
Greedy Pig: "Not I, not I. He's not bothering me."
Brave Eagle: "Hypocritical Bear, will you help Brave Bulldog and me remove the dictator?"
Hypocritical Bear: "Not I, not I. He's not bothering me."
Narrator: The Brave Eagle and the Brave Bulldog went in and removed the brutal dictator. Thousands and thousands of oppressed people rejoiced and thanked them for setting them free. Before they knew it, the task was done. Then it came time to give credit for a job well done.
Brave Eagle: "Hmm, I wonder who will get the credit for setting the country free?"
Self-Important Bantam: (rushing up) "I will!"
Greedy Pig: (rushing up) "I will!"
Hypocritical Bear: (rushing up) "I will!"
Brave Eagle & Brave Bulldog (together): "No, you won't. We did all the work, we took all the risks, and we bore all the expense. Now sod off!"
(The Self-Important Bantam, the Greedy Pig, and the Hypocritical Bear all wring their hands and whine loudly about how mean and unfair Brave Eagle and Brave Bulldog are being...)
The End
Characters:
Narrator
Brave Eagle
Brave Bulldog
Self-Important Bantam
Greedy Pig
Hypocritical Bear
Setting:
The World
Scene I.
Narrator: The Brave Eagle found a brutal dictator who had a number of terrible weapons and the intent to use them on innocent people, and rushed to tell his friends. Perhaps they would help him remove the dictator.
Brave Eagle: "Self-Important Bantam, will you help me remove the dictator?"
Self-Important Bantam: "Not I, not I. It is not my job."
Brave Eagle: "Greedy Pig, will you help me remove the dictator?"
Greedy Pig: "Not I, not I. it is not my job."
Brave Eagle: "Hypocritical Bear, will you help me remove the dictator."
Hypocritical Bear: "Not I, not I. It is not my job."
Narrator: So the Brave Eagle began to plan to remove the dictator all by himself. Then Brave Bulldog spoke up and said he would help.
Scene II.
Narrator: Several years went by and the dictator continued to defy orders to get rid of those weapons. The Brave Eagle decided to ask his so-called friends to help him remove the dictator.
Brave Eagle: "Self-Important Bantam, will you help Brave Bulldog and me remove the dictator?"
Self-Important Bantam: "Not I, not I. We should let the blind man keep looking for the weapons."
Brave Eagle: "Greedy Pig, will you help Brave Bulldog and me remove the dictator?"
Greedy Pig: "Not I, not I. We should let the blind man keep looking for the weapons."
Brave Eagle: "Hypocritical Bear, will you help Brave Bulldog and me remove the dictator?"
Hypocritical Bear: "Not I, not I. We should let the blind man keep looking for the weapons."
Narrator: So the Brave Eagle and the Brave Bulldog prepared for removing the dictator all by themselves.
Scene III.
Narrator: As the months went by, the dictator continued to flaunt his defiance of the order to disarm his brutal regime. So the Brave Eagle and the Brave Bulldog decided to ask their so-called friends to help them remove him once and for all.
Brave Eagle: "Self-Important Bantam, will you help Brave Bulldog and me remove the dictator?"
Self-Important Bantam: "Not I, not I. You're wicked for even talking about it."
Brave Eagle: "Greedy Pig, will you help Brave Bulldog and me remove the dictator?"
Greedy Pig: "Not I, not I. You're wicked for even talking about it."
Brave Eagle: "Hypocritical Bear, will you help Brave Bulldog and me remove the dictator?"
Hypocritical Bear: "Not I, not I. You're wicked for even talking about it."
Narrator: So the Brave Eagle and the Brave Bulldog positioned their forces all by themselves.
Scene IV.
Narrator: The Brave Eagle and the Brave Bulldog knew that the time had come to take action against the dictator. They decided to give their so-called friends one last chance to help them.
Brave Eagle: "Self-Important Bantam, will you help Brave Bulldog and me remove the dictator?"
Self-Important Bantam: "Not I, not I. He's not bothering me."
Brave Eagle: "Greedy Pig, will you help Brave Bulldog and me remove the dictator?"
Greedy Pig: "Not I, not I. He's not bothering me."
Brave Eagle: "Hypocritical Bear, will you help Brave Bulldog and me remove the dictator?"
Hypocritical Bear: "Not I, not I. He's not bothering me."
Narrator: The Brave Eagle and the Brave Bulldog went in and removed the brutal dictator. Thousands and thousands of oppressed people rejoiced and thanked them for setting them free. Before they knew it, the task was done. Then it came time to give credit for a job well done.
Brave Eagle: "Hmm, I wonder who will get the credit for setting the country free?"
Self-Important Bantam: (rushing up) "I will!"
Greedy Pig: (rushing up) "I will!"
Hypocritical Bear: (rushing up) "I will!"
Brave Eagle & Brave Bulldog (together): "No, you won't. We did all the work, we took all the risks, and we bore all the expense. Now sod off!"
(The Self-Important Bantam, the Greedy Pig, and the Hypocritical Bear all wring their hands and whine loudly about how mean and unfair Brave Eagle and Brave Bulldog are being...)
The End