[CAS700850]

There are just so many lines that come to mind, so many jokes, it hurts to hold back. All I can say is:

1. Ouch!
2. Even the best pat-down is going to miss something like this.
3. Sometimes concealed really, really, really means concealed. :D

http://www.dispatch.com/news-story.php?story=dispatch/2006/02/02/20060202-B1-04.html

[crazed_ss]

I'd hate to be her boyfriend.. if she can fit a whole pistol in there, that'd be a tough act to follow.. :eek:

[1 old 0311]

Hope it didn't have Hogue Grips:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Kevin

[GEM]

There is an X-ray picture of a guy who put a NAA mini in his butt and had to get it surgically removed.

Some hugely fat guys have smuggled little 25s into jail hidden under disgusting fat roles.

[JAG2955]

To paraphrase Richard Marchinko:

This leads me to believe two things:

1. She was really uncomfortable
2. Her quick draw must be a sight to behold.

[gt3944]

:what: SPEECHLESS...

[UWstudent]

To paraphrase Richard Marchinko:

This leads me to believe two things:

1. She was really uncomfortable
2. Her quick draw must be a sight to behold.

hahahaha

[WillBrayJr]

LOL I done heard of everything now LOL I've of women and objects but that's a new one on me.

[jeremywills]

shes very lucky it didn't somehow go off while hidden, that could have been really bad for her

[thatguy]

A well-know trick and not a new one. One of the famous gangsters from the 1930s was broken out of jail by a GF who smuggled in a gun in this fashion. The vagina is very elastic (an 8 pound baby fits through it, afterall) and a small hangun can easily be inserted.

[Q-Lock]

well isn't she just a talented one. I wonder when exactly she figured out she could pull off this uncomfortable feat.

Quinten

[Meplat]

A well-know trick and not a new one. One of the famous gangsters from the 1930s was broken out of jail by a GF who smuggled in a gun in this fashion. The vagina is very elastic (an 8 pound baby fits through it, afterall) and a small hangun can easily be inserted.

Ooookay. Will take your word for it.

Now WHERE am I gonna hide this Model 29?

[Sinsaba]

I hate to even think things like this but ...

Where is she ever going to find a man of that caliber? :eek:


on a slightly more serious note ...

Given that the shapes aren't the same (guns and babies), what do you all suppose is the largest caliber she could carry? After all, a .25 isn't all that good of a man stopper :what: (did I just type that??)

[WT]

I just hope that the TAS at Newark Airport doesn't find out about this.

"Excuse me ladies, please step around behind the screen and put on this paper gown. The examiner will be with you in a moment."


I wonder if the Sheriff's Dept. will put that gun up for auction?

Any takers?

[ceetee]

Must've been hell trying to work the safety... not to mention aiming.

[TonyB]

I work in a mental hospital....this is small time folks......:uhoh:

[Carl]

At least it wasn't a Desert Eagle.

[torpid]

Must...stick...to...the...High...Road...

:D

[Sinsaba]

I work in a mental hospital....this is small time folks......:uhoh:


And you are just going to LEAVE it at that :confused:

[Henry Bowman]

Seems to me that a walk-through or wand metal detector would have shown something to be amiss.

Where is she ever going to find a man of that caliber?Well, Preacherman was too slow on the draw to beat you there.:evil:

[spacemanspiff]

hhuh huh huhhh huh huh huhhh huhu huhh huhhuhhuh huh huh

[Berek]

Ya know, there are sooooo many off-color comments that I could spout. And yes, holding it in is driving me nuts.

Besides, you know that a .25 handgun is for............ sorry. :D

[1KPerDay]

The vagina is very elastic (an 8 pound baby fits through it, afterall) and a small hangun can easily be inserted.
If by "easily" you mean "in a difficult and painful manner."

:p

[MD_Willington]

Wonder what she can do with a ping pong ball... :evil:

[Trip20]

I think we're going to have to re-think the "4-rules." Or, at least add one.

[Preacherman]

OK, guys, this is definitely veering waaaayy off the High Road! :p

[pax]

Must...stick...to...the...High...Road...
Ummmm, yeah.

I'm impressed with the restraint shown on this thread so far, but I gotta tell you guys, I think the best thing to do all around is simply to remove the temptation.

The news story pretty well leaves nothing to the imagination anyway.

pax