Gun Safety Photo Caption Contest


April 13, 2003, 11:54 AM

"Hey, Cap'n! Get your finger off the trigger!" :eek:

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April 13, 2003, 12:14 PM
"Give me a gun and I'm superman! Give me two and I'm God!";)

Ol' Badger
April 13, 2003, 12:19 PM
"You anit talking Sh*t about me being little now are YOU!"

"Look a THR members foot locker!"

April 13, 2003, 12:24 PM
This little piggy went to the market, This little piggy....

Good Shooting

April 13, 2003, 12:34 PM
So you guys are gonna have to dig the other wheelguns out of the box, ok?

April 13, 2003, 01:06 PM
"Gun control smung control, this is a real rush"!


April 13, 2003, 01:13 PM
Keep the M16 boys... I got six for sure now!

:p :D


April 13, 2003, 01:16 PM
"Well,well,well....Look what I found under Sarah Brady's bed!"

April 13, 2003, 01:41 PM
"Mine...ALL MINE! Back off! My M16 is pointed at your crotch."

April 13, 2003, 01:45 PM
"Hey! I wonder if Tamara has one of these!"


April 13, 2003, 01:45 PM
I don't know why but that pic reminds me of "Spaceballs".

April 13, 2003, 02:04 PM
In reference to space balls, and seems slightly fitting to the search in Iraq for WMD:

"We ain't found Sh*t!"

I love the "Hard Boiled" reference Justin made. Excellent movie.

And yeah, what's up with the Cap'n? He's a tiny little dude...

And what are those? Mod 60's? The one on the left looks a bit like a blued SP101?

April 13, 2003, 02:04 PM
Sgt.: "Hey Ell-Tee! Interested in a field-promotion?" :rolleyes:

April 13, 2003, 02:08 PM
"So which one do you guys think I should get?... the sign says $1.99 grab bag, limit one per customer".

April 13, 2003, 02:11 PM
CPT: "I feel like a kid in a candy store!"

SSG: "Sir, you look like a kid in a candy store!"

April 13, 2003, 02:13 PM
"You guys see a crate of holsters anywhere?"

April 13, 2003, 02:32 PM
"Hey, sarge, do me a favor and run get that stack of ATF import forms out of the Brad, will ya?"

April 13, 2003, 02:46 PM
We all remember about LT's with maps...

I'd forgotten about Captains with weapons...

April 13, 2003, 02:56 PM
There's no one up stairs is there boys?

April 13, 2003, 02:58 PM
"How the hell does Mickluk empty these things in less than a second?"

April 13, 2003, 03:00 PM
"Okay, sergeant, I gotta admit your Gene Hackman impression was pretty good, but look at this! I'm that kid from Bill & Ted's in The Matrix!"

April 13, 2003, 03:01 PM
Badgez? We don't need no steenkeen badgez!

50 Shooter
April 13, 2003, 05:32 PM
My parents went to Iraq and all I got were these stinkin' wheel guns!

April 13, 2003, 05:42 PM
"Hey guys - guess what the wife's getting for Christmas!"

April 13, 2003, 05:48 PM
This box of revolvers will PROVE we were right!

Tim Burke
April 13, 2003, 06:02 PM
Howdy, howdy, howdy. Hey look, I'm a cowboy!- with apologies to Gary Larson.

Bruce H
April 13, 2003, 06:07 PM
Awww this one has an orange stripe. We can't take this to the mall.

April 13, 2003, 07:36 PM
where's the cookies and kool aid???


HAH,,,tamara's not gettin' her hands on these ones...


April 13, 2003, 07:41 PM
"Will you get a load o' these? The Air Farce musta already been here!"

April 13, 2003, 07:43 PM
No seriously, either one of these will be more than sufficient to penetrate a nonstandard vest like the one that reporter is wearing - here let me show you....

April 13, 2003, 07:47 PM
"LT, you paid as much attention on gun handlin' as you did maps I see"

" Huh-that ain't nothing, oughta see what what the TN mafia has..."

April 13, 2003, 07:53 PM
"Hey these BATF raids are sure more fun than Iraq. Jonesy, go check the living room for our body count."

April 13, 2003, 08:51 PM
"There you go cap, when you grow up we'll give ya somethin' bigger!"

April 13, 2003, 09:27 PM
"Hey, watch me do this cool trick I saw in a movie"

Navy joe
April 13, 2003, 09:52 PM
Listen Sarge, I'm the one getting paid to do the thinking around here, and I said they're unloaded, so they are! Sarge?...SARGE? oh please Sarge, The Lt said he checked 'em, I'm sorry, stay away from the light!

April 13, 2003, 10:16 PM
Do you remember this one from the Junior Woodchuck's Manual?

April 14, 2003, 08:25 AM
i don't think there's a super soaker in there...

El Tejon
April 14, 2003, 08:33 AM
"Four Rules? Never heard of 'em."

April 14, 2003, 10:05 AM
"Hey, I think we found Oleg & Runt's Secret Stash of Emergency Backup Guns"

Wasn't that shipping crate marked "Light Duty Metals"?

April 14, 2003, 12:39 PM
"man, i swear if geraldo was standing in front of me RIGHT NOW...."

April 14, 2003, 12:57 PM
Hey y'all, watch this!

April 14, 2003, 12:59 PM
Caption one: "Hey Captain" ... "How about getting your drool, and, while your at it, your fingers off of the triggers" ....

Caption two: "We freed who?!?!?!" Private?

George Hill
April 14, 2003, 01:38 PM
Under his breath "Officers." :rolleyes: - The Private.

April 14, 2003, 01:53 PM
"Yeah! I feel like Billy the Kid!"

"Sir, you look like Billy the Kid."

AJ Dual
April 14, 2003, 02:07 PM
"Hey, look. You can call everybody at 'The Matrix', and tell 'em we found all their guns... Lots of guns..."

pale horse
April 14, 2003, 02:28 PM
You say this is your safety? Well this is my boot Capt. and it will fit up you A$$ with the proper amount of force.

pale horse
April 14, 2003, 02:31 PM
No autos for you guys. You need to learn how to use these babies for trigger control.

Hey Johnson heres the apple go put it on your head.

April 14, 2003, 07:54 PM
"Gee, I usually just get a lolly pop after a haircut."

April 15, 2003, 01:57 AM
Is this the lost and found??

April 15, 2003, 08:40 AM
"Hold muh beer!"

April 18, 2003, 04:52 AM
Opposable what? POP! What?!

My parents went to Iraq and all I got were these stinkin' wheel guns!
I think 50 Shooter wins......

April 18, 2003, 10:06 AM
Golly gee, Andy never let me hold more than one of these at a time back in Mayberry!

April 18, 2003, 10:12 AM
Gold Plate Rejects...............................(see references online on Gold plated MP5)

April 18, 2003, 10:44 AM
"What happens if I push this button......"

Nathaniel Firethorn
April 18, 2003, 06:57 PM
G'w'an, toss that Saddam deck up inna air!

Shhh, don't interrupt him. Geraldo Rivera's on the next floor.

Look! Two Airsoft revolvers! Let's have some fun with those "Four Rules" JBTs on THR!

- pdmoderator

4 eyed six shooter
April 19, 2003, 02:14 AM
Hey Sadam, how about six in the melon?

April 19, 2003, 12:35 PM
Stinkin' Army doggies...:fire:


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