Blasting A Chocolate Rabbit


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Zorro
April 13, 2003, 11:28 PM
So what is the BEST/Most Visually Appealing way to kill a Chocolate Rabbit?

Best Idea I have come up with is a Surface contact blast with a S&W M29-2 with a bag of flower behind the bunny.

Any Other Ideas?

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Guy L Johnson
April 13, 2003, 11:34 PM
12 Ga Slug for the 29-2:evil:

Sisco
April 13, 2003, 11:36 PM
If it's one of those hollow ones, fill it with strawberry jelly.
Like the chocolate rabbit idea. Putting together an Easter egg hunt for my son, his friends and some of my friends kids.
We'll dye a bunch of eggs, scatter them around the country side and 'hunt' them with .22's. Chocolate rabbits would be a bounus!

Dave R
April 13, 2003, 11:52 PM
Maybe a 12 ga at 10-15 feet, or wherever you get a nice, tight pattern.

Don't plan on eating any after that.

swingset
April 14, 2003, 05:36 AM
Insert a tannerite "helper" inside the little bunny so he goes big-boom when you hit him. :D

TonyB
April 14, 2003, 06:52 AM
PULL..................

illuminatus99
April 14, 2003, 07:21 AM
bite its head off?

geekay
April 14, 2003, 07:51 AM
chockolate rabbit that lays the chocolate eggs! Where is your civic spirit.

Don Gwinn
April 14, 2003, 09:59 AM
Tannerite. Definitely Tannerite.

http://www.tannerite.com/blowup_small.jpg
http://www.tannerite.com

Betty
April 14, 2003, 10:20 AM
I don't know about the chocolate rabbit, but I'd LOVE to see someone waste a bag of marshmallow Peeps.

http://www.marshmallowpeeps.com/images/about/peeps_all_seasons/bunny1.jpg

Marko Kloos
April 14, 2003, 10:49 AM
Marshmallow Peeps work better as reactive targets if you freeze them before their scheduled execution. Otherwise, their demise is not very spectacular.

Don't ask me how I know this.

Azrael256
April 14, 2003, 11:24 AM
We're doing an easter egg hunt for underprivelidged (that's the PC term, right?) kids here at school... it probably wouldn't be worth that whole expulsion and arrest thing, but just think of the looks on those kids faces if I blew up a chocolate easter bunny.

762x51
April 14, 2003, 11:32 AM
Fill it with gasoline.....shoot it with an M82A1 loaded with incendiary ammo. Whee! :D

bogie
April 14, 2003, 03:23 PM
I agree with Runt - KILL ALL THE PEEPS!

But please, please spare the chocolate bunnies!

So that we can bite their little earsies off...

Kobun
April 14, 2003, 03:59 PM
Who was it that had taken a giant inflatable barney and filled with rasberry jello, frozen him, and then shot at him??

Can't remember where I read that, but it sure sounds like more fun than a bunny...
Maby a chocolate barney. Hmmm :p

http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=43854

Shalako
April 14, 2003, 05:32 PM
If you could find a way to cram an Estes rocket engine in there, point it towards, maybe, a barrel of gas, then um, stand back, and.....
:D

synoptic
April 14, 2003, 05:43 PM
If you could find a way to cram an Estes rocket engine in there
launch it straight up and it's almost as good as skeet...

Archie
April 14, 2003, 05:54 PM
That's improper use of a firearm, and a tragic waste of chocolate!

Hummpf!

JeanC
April 14, 2003, 05:59 PM
That's it, I can't stand the thought anymore of a poor chocolate bunny being mistreated so. If you find yourself comptemplating the senseless slaughter of chocolate bunnies, send them to me and I will give the poor things a good home here :D 'Sides, shooting them totally ruins the chocolate :fire: and chocolate should never, never, ever go to waste.

I will also give good homes to peep bunnies (eventually I will get some to go properly stale before they get eaten hehehehehe).

cool45auto
April 14, 2003, 09:43 PM
I often found the human stomach is the best thing to take care of one of these!:D

Keith
April 15, 2003, 01:14 PM
Bite their little heads off then devour the corpse!

Crimper-D
April 15, 2003, 02:06 PM
But we had a full-line participation volly shoot when some member brought in a Rosie O'Donnel doll from a garage sale.
:D
Chocolate bunnys are for eating, shooting them seems a waste of cheap chocolate:scrutiny:

4v50 Gary
April 15, 2003, 04:34 PM
As long as it's milk chocolate and not dark chocolate, it's only a misdemeanor.

Calamity Jane
April 15, 2003, 07:32 PM
As long as it's milk chocolate and not dark chocolate, it's only a misdemeanor.

Gotta agree with 4v50 Gary, there.

Admittedly, however, blowing away Cadbury eggs (milk chocolate eggs with yellow candy-goop stuff inside that looks like a yolk) would provide an entertaining visual. Talk about reactive targets!

:D

Stevie-Ray
April 15, 2003, 10:43 PM
Well it's Easter time,

ares88
April 15, 2003, 10:57 PM
My vote goes for the tannerite. The picture does not give it the slightest bit of justice. If I remember correctly it makes a small mushroom cloud.

Flashpoint
April 16, 2003, 01:49 AM
Except I was thinking strawberry syrup and a shotgun.:D Record a profile shot of the action and play it back in slow moe. It's sure to be entertaining.

coonan357
April 16, 2003, 08:42 PM
chocolate has medicinal purposes so does shooting so think of it as therapy??? I say bite off the ears and melt the little buggers down .. as for peeps those are targets !!:D

JeanC
April 16, 2003, 08:45 PM
MMMMMMMM chocolate covered peeps :D :D :D :D :D

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