Skunk = bad influence on my gf


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twoblink
January 3, 2003, 03:27 AM
We were out to lunch yesterday, and at the restaurant, there was a girl who looked about the same age as my gf, acting very stupid and silly, flirting (the wrong kind of flirting) with all the men.. While of course I blame the rapists and not the victim, her actions are the type that I say "Rapists take as an invitation". So I told my gf how silly the girl was acting, and I hope she [my gf] never becomes like that..

My gf laughs and says:

"Me, become like that! Never! That's such an UNTACTICAL way to behave and act.. Where as I'm very tactical.."

Now you KNOW where she got those words from right?? Skunk obviously is an influence on my gf...

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Sleeping Dog
January 3, 2003, 08:39 AM
The way I understand the word, "tactical" means having something to do with black nylon.

So the gf is "tactical".

And you're complaining about what?

Regards.:D

twoblink
January 3, 2003, 09:02 AM
Well, she thinks the HK MP5's look "cool" and so she's basically more tactical then I am.. I'm afraid she's going to seriously eat into MY gun budget :D

She can't cook either..

My ex-gf, communist that cooked well, hated guns.

My current girlfriend, tactical, capitalistic libertarian (is that redundent??) but can't cook.. I'm keeping this one:p

Skunkabilly
January 3, 2003, 11:23 AM
She can't cook either..


Pick up the SWAT mag review of the heater meals. I gotta check into these for my BOB

DMK
January 3, 2003, 12:09 PM
It's much easier to learn to cook, than to find a girl who's into guns more than just tolerate you owning them.

You're a lucky guy.

Chipperman
January 3, 2003, 01:01 PM
Buy more guns and eat take out.
No Problem :cool:

45R
January 3, 2003, 02:33 PM
Give her the "tactical pans, forks, spoons and Benchmade Kitchen knives. Buy her a "tactical cookbook" and you are set!:evil:

PATH
January 3, 2003, 02:37 PM
Eating or shooting? Guess I'd be losing weight. Your GF sounds like true gem! You sir, are a lucky man. I wish my wife knew how to use the word tactical.:)

spacemanspiff
January 3, 2003, 02:38 PM
ummm, skunk? what does the B.O.B. stand for in the context of your above post? i can only think of one acronym for it, and its not painting a pretty picture....:uhoh:

bogie
January 3, 2003, 02:39 PM
What's with cooking? I cook. Better than many female types. So?

4v50 Gary
January 3, 2003, 02:44 PM
The only reason why one cooks is because some foodstuff can't be eaten raw. For instance, pasta & rice both have to be cooked since both are kinda hard to eat when they're not. Fruits, wash & go. Salads - what cooking? Steak? Singe on both sides and serve on bread (just like college days).

Kestryll
January 3, 2003, 03:42 PM
"ummm, skunk? what does the B.O.B. stand for in the context of your above post? i can only think of one acronym for it, and its not painting a pretty picture...."

I would guess he means "Bug out Bag", a pre-pack collection of items ready in case you need to "bug-out" quickly.

As for cooking, damn guys it's just exposing something to heat!
90% of all cooking can be done with a propane torch and tongs!!:D
Except donuts, donuts are an art form and those who practice that art are to be admired.

spacemanspiff
January 3, 2003, 04:26 PM
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh, its a Bug Out Bag, that makes much more sense that what i was thinking. :o

10-Ring
January 3, 2003, 04:30 PM
aahhh yes...the Skunkabilly factor has now spread over 2 continents! :evil:

Frohickey
January 3, 2003, 04:31 PM
B.O.B. - Bug Out Bag
G.O.O.D. Pack - Get Out Of Dodge Pack
S.H.T.F. gear - ***** Hit The F@n gear

These are all acronym that all TFLers are supposed to know, and THRers should as well.

Yes, there will be a test later on this. :p

Sven
January 3, 2003, 04:45 PM
My girlfriend was raised in Communist China and never thought she would touch a gun in her life... now she goes to the range with me.

Doesn't hurt that she cooks, has a fantastic personality and is a total babe. I lucked out.

She is very tactical, by nature. Most women are, with the exception that they seem to all want a big, shiny diamond... how tactical is THAT? It could give away your position, get snagged on something...

...help me out here with more reasons diamonds are bad. =)

Average Guy
January 3, 2003, 07:50 PM
They could be traded for needed food/supplies/ammo... wait, that's good.

Schuey2002
January 3, 2003, 08:57 PM
Skunk should just get it over with and start his own country...

There seems to be alot of people who would join him..:D :D

I have my tin-foil lined H&K baseball cap on,so his powers have no influence over me...

:neener: :what: :neener:

AZTOY
January 3, 2003, 09:11 PM
Skunk should just get it over with and start his own country...There seems to be alot of people who would join him..


I will join

But i need to get some more tactical gear first.:banghead:

blades67
January 3, 2003, 09:12 PM
REHAW! Let's go Skunk!:D

twoblink
January 3, 2003, 09:30 PM
Of course, what is going to suck is if my gf starts telling me that I'm eating into HER gun budget... heheheh

Frohickey
January 3, 2003, 09:49 PM
Some of us are not tactical enough to be admitted entry into the Republic of Skunkabillia. :o

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