Easter Bunny assaulted at mall


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TheeBadOne
April 15, 2003, 09:01 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,84269,00.html

WAUSAU, Wis. — The Easter Bunny at a mall in Wausau, Wis., could have used the help of McGruff the Crime Dog when an unknown man jumped him in front of a gathering of children.

Travis Peterson, 29, dressed as the Easter Bunny at the Wausau Center Mall, said he was greeting kids Saturday when an apparently drunk man hopped into his lap, wrapped his arm around his neck in a headlock and punched him three times in the mouth.

"I was just sitting there in my chair, waving to the kids, and he came up and jumped in my lap and just started hitting my head," the Bunny told the local Wausau Daily Herald.

The suspect, whom police identified as 21-year-old Montell T. Howard, fled as shocked children looked on.

Howard was nabbed Monday afternoon when mall security caught sight of him returning to the shopping center, the Herald reported. Peterson, still in Easter Bunny gear, positively identified Howard as the man who had assaulted him, according to the paper.

Police arrested him for disorderly conduct; he was later released from jail.

The Easter Bunny said he smelled alcohol on his assailant's breath and suspected he was trying to show off for friends, according to the Herald.

"Even if he wasn't trying to harm me, he chattered my teeth pretty good," Peterson said. "It was totally uncalled for, and he did it in front of a bunch of kids."

Authorities said the fluffy, well-padded bunny outfit protected Peterson from significant injury.

"Because of the bunny suit, (the victim) didn't get hurt, but it was unusual to get hit this way," police officer Chang Lee wrote in a report of Saturday's incident.

But Peterson said he is still feeling some physical effects of the attack.

"Little fragments of (paint from) the bunny's eye got into my eye, and it's kind of irritating right now," he said.
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Looks like the Easter Bunny needs to apply for a CCW :p

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DeltaElite
April 15, 2003, 09:04 PM
I bet he was hoppin' mad. :D

CZ 75 BD
April 15, 2003, 09:13 PM
:D :D :p

LawDog
April 15, 2003, 11:04 PM
I wonder if the attacker used rabbit punches?

LawDog

ahadams
April 15, 2003, 11:06 PM
assault with intent to commit serious bunnily injury?:D

pax
April 15, 2003, 11:16 PM
He was trying to 'jack a rabbit?

I don't cotton to this tale at all.

pax

WilderBill
April 15, 2003, 11:23 PM
Just what eggs-actly WAS that all about?

Standing Wolf
April 15, 2003, 11:23 PM
Somebunny's annoyed.

Mike Irwin
April 16, 2003, 12:00 AM
I can understand someone jumping Barney, but the Easter Bunny?

Sight...

Maybe the guy was Australian, where they hate rabbits...

Jim March
April 16, 2003, 12:00 AM
The assailant's buddies egged him on, and the victim had a bad hare day...

foghornl
April 16, 2003, 08:48 AM
hmmmmmm

there doesn't seem to be another bad pun I can add, other than it was a hare-raising experience..............:neener:

buzz_knox
April 16, 2003, 09:05 AM
He'd just finished watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail and acted out of a belief that it was a killer rabbit. Just be thankful he didn't have the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch.

El Tejon
April 16, 2003, 09:20 AM
If arrested, is there any fear that the defendant may JUMP bail?:D

Soap
April 16, 2003, 03:23 PM
I would probably bust a kidney laughing if I saw the Easter bunny beat the crap out of the drunken vagrant that hit him. The Easter bunny stomping a drunk's face into the concrete would have me howling! :evil:

mercedesrules
April 16, 2003, 03:40 PM
The anti-egg-hunting crowd turns violent.

suspect....Montell (Moe) T. Howard

http://www.stoogeworld.com/_Biographies/Moeport.jpg

grampster
April 16, 2003, 03:46 PM
Huh? Huh? I didn't EAR what you said.
:D

4v50 Gary
April 16, 2003, 05:13 PM
You guys crack me up with all your puns & witticisms.:D

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