Tarted up pimp pistols


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Tokugawa
March 13, 2006, 11:17 PM
Yes, it's marketing, marketing, marketing gone amoke, and you see it in every sport and hobby. The super duper ultra deluxomatic never miss wondergaget.
Unfortunately, with a device that is expected to actually WORK,AKA firearm, most of this fancy crap is just fancy crap. One tone ,two tone, three tone silvertone lizardskin diamond encrusted CRAP!
How do I really feel... Yeah, I guess they have to come up with an excuse to buy a new gun, I mean, how many guns does someone need after all? It sure would be nice though if the $1000 pistols could have at least a little extra care in the FUNCTION dept., so they would work when they came out of the book. That lizard skin ain't gonna help none when your gun jams.

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Kharn
March 13, 2006, 11:19 PM
I thought this was going to be a thread about pearl-handled stainless pistols in .25acp. :neener:

Kharn

Tokugawa
March 13, 2006, 11:24 PM
no self respecting pimp(is there such an animal?) would be caught with a stainless pistol. To be cool, you need chrome plated Zinc! And fake pearl.

'Card
March 13, 2006, 11:30 PM
Feel better now? :)

default
March 13, 2006, 11:35 PM
Finally, for once in my life, I get to drop a pop-culture reference while it's current!

"Time to un-pimp the auto!" :D

Eleven Mike
March 13, 2006, 11:41 PM
Non-current and nonsensical:

Bring out the pimp.

Pimp's sleepin'.

Well, I guess you gonna hafta wake him up, now wonchu?

PlayboyPenguin
March 13, 2006, 11:49 PM
Ooohhhh yeah....I want to put the pearlized handles on my Vaquero. Would look sharp. :)

Black Majik
March 14, 2006, 01:18 AM
Huh? :scrutiny:

spooney
March 14, 2006, 02:17 AM
Guess it really is hard out here(on THR) for a pimp.

gudel
March 14, 2006, 03:02 AM
some pimps here use Glock. they know better to use a reliable firearm instead of a 1911.

Boom-stick
March 14, 2006, 07:08 AM
Is this pimped enough??
http://www.naaminis.com/pix/naaclors.jpg

Only $98,000

Squidward
March 14, 2006, 11:36 AM
$98K and no necklace to hang it from? What a rip off...

azredhawk44
March 14, 2006, 11:45 AM
You wanna see a lot of pimp-pistols?

Just go to taurus's website and look at any PT-92 or Tomcat copy that isn't a base model black gun. I swear that company must do 90% of its trade with inner city trash with gold teeth.

El Barto
March 14, 2006, 12:03 PM
There is a store in Bell, CA called Western Auto. They sell everything including guns. The guns they sell though are over priced (over $300 for a new ruger 10/22) and most of the new auto hand guns are so overly pimped that you wouldn't believe it. The customer base around here is the mexican gangbangers and homeboys so you can only imagine what they sell.

innerpiece9
March 14, 2006, 12:49 PM
I havent met any Pimps or Gangsters who use gold/silver guns.... they usually carry something they dont mind throwing in a river after the dirt is done......
aka.. throwaways...

think a redneck could figure something so simple?

ah... generalizations... profiling... gotta love ignorant minds.. ;)

actually, Ive noticed more women point at the 'shiney thing', as opposed to wondering if it works..... Hmmm:uhoh:

Ironballs
March 14, 2006, 01:38 PM
so i take it you don't like my little jetfire?


http://brookstactical.com/media/B950.jpg


yes, its really mine, i submitted it a long time ago,... totally functional however, got the flat red blank and a perm. black marker... love the results :)
http://brookstactical.com/Pages/agripgal2c.htm

orangeninja
March 14, 2006, 02:29 PM
http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=45162767

How about a gold plated 1911?

Smurfslayer
March 14, 2006, 02:47 PM
no self respecting pimp(is there such an animal?) would be caught with a stainless pistol

:scrutiny:

polished stainless.

Now... tell me this (http://gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=45140105) isn't pimpalicious...

Lebben-B
March 14, 2006, 03:13 PM
This could be the start of new TV show on the Outdoor Channel or OLN. You could call it, "Pimp My Slide."

Mike

A. Patriot
March 14, 2006, 03:35 PM
or.. "Pimp My Piece"

1911 guy
March 14, 2006, 05:20 PM
So I shouldn't chrome plate and pearl handle my CCW?

P. Plainsman
March 14, 2006, 05:30 PM
"Pimp My Slide." Nice. I'd watch it, as long as "pimping" was construed broadly enough to include fun activities like adding $1700 of tactical optics, forward tactical grip handles, tactical lasers and BLACKHAWK! tactical gear to a 9mm carbine.

Incidentally, don't overlook Taurus's fine wheelgun pimp offerings, as well.

http://www.taurususa.com/products/product-details.cfm?model=85TBCPRL&category=Revolver

El Barto
March 14, 2006, 05:31 PM
innerpiece9,

I hope you weren't starting a personal attack by stating "ignorant minds".

Lebben-B
March 14, 2006, 06:29 PM
Incidentally, don't overlook Taurus's fine wheelgun pimp offerings, as well.

"Pimp My Cylinder?"

Monkeybear
March 14, 2006, 10:21 PM
http://www.taurususa.com/products/product-details.cfm?model=92SSGR-17&category=Pistol

Ehhh, its not so bad. I just might buy and shoot one or at least put it on my wish list. Dose this mean that I am a mexican homeboy from the inner city? or am I just a gunner who thinks that the Taurus 92 is a fine gun and that the rosewood grips and gold accents dont look half bad?......actually I am both but there is alot else about me that yall dont know so please dont judge me based just off my gun preference.

rhubarb
March 14, 2006, 11:02 PM
Please, could we replace the mundane "pimped" with the more elegant (if arcane) "tarted up?" A pimp is not cool. Pimped is not a desirable goal. Pimped up is not an admirable condition.:rolleyes:

Pimped.:confused:

Eleven Mike
March 14, 2006, 11:18 PM
Rhubarb, I think most of the posters here are turned off by "pimped out" guns, and are using that adjective to describe something they don't like. If you are getting the impression that this thread is glorifying pimps, I think you are wrong.

medmo
March 15, 2006, 03:52 AM
".....how many guns does someone need after all?"

What does "need" have to do with it? It's all about "want".

BTW - The gang-bangers aren't carrying "pimped out" or "tarted" guns. They mostly carry guns that have been stolen from folks like us.

wheelgunslinger
March 15, 2006, 08:59 AM
Monkeybear: Good post. Great sig.


One of my buddies has a pimped out 1911 (nickel, goldtones, etc) and I never cease to give him a hard time since it Jams EVERY time he takes it to the range. But, it is pimptastic.

G.I.Bill
March 15, 2006, 09:44 PM
While in Iraq a friend of mine in Bravo company came across a goldplated Tompson submachine gun. I never got to shoot it but I did get to handle it, it seemed fine except for the "pimped out" look. I also ran across a MI guy who was authorized to carry a captured chrome plated 1911. I could only guess it ended up there as a part of the Iran Contra affair and was later pimped out by some Iraqi thug. Those are the only pimped out guns I've seen. I think you'd be liable to get slapped showing off guns like that at any off the ranges I go to.

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