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silverlance
March 24th, 2006, 02:31 PM
well, that was thought-provoking.

it's about 10 am here in sunny cali, and about half an hour ago i was sitting in the family room, watching Home & Bunker. This particular episode happened to be on mass murderers, Juan Correra in particulkar - some guy who hacked 25 migrants up in the orange farming valley thirty years ago.

the tv showed a clip of a migrant pulling oranges off of a tree, rustling the branches; voice overlay described the hourly wages.

watching half-heartedly, i came to think about how nice it is to have 6.1 sound, how even i must admit that it was a worthy expenditure - and that's when i realized with a bit of belated surprise that all the leaf-rustling wasn't quite coming from the speakers behind me, but rather from right outside my window!

my house is a standard cali ranch pad, front door, garage door, and two side alleys that lead to a gated backyard patrolled by my dog (who was ATM sleeping on my right foot). both sides are quite privately recessed, and verdantly overgrown. needless to say, i was a bit perturbed by the sight of a middling-tall, brown-armed person walking past my shuttered windows (we like it rather dark in this house. makes the night sights worth buying). in blitz of insight i mentally ticked off the possibilities: gardner: not today; ups: nah, they'd go through the front - besides, we know them quite affectionately; meter maid: wrong side of house, it's locked up and gated anyway; friends: who needs friends?

well, the dog went woof!, I hastily got up and retrieved my sidearm, and we both hurried back to the windows and flipped up one of the shutters.

nobody.

then man and dog scampered through the house, out the back sliding door, through the dog's room, and into the backyard.

nothing.

the dog peered intently down the side and out toward the street for a few long seconds, ears tilted forward. i listened; he listened. we withdrew into the house, set the rear perimeter alarm, and i quickly changed. somehow, in the five or so seconds that it took me to retrieve my gun, the person had retreated.

gun now holstered under a light jacket, i left the dog behind and walked out into the side alley. i didn't see any tracks. i probably wouldn't have seen elepahnt tracks, either, so i called the dog over. he sniffed, sat, and scratched his ear.

i put Stalin back into the enclosure, then walked over, still holstered, to my neighbor's house, and asked them if anybody had gone through the side, real friendly-like. the replied that no one had - the kids were all inside.

hmpf!

well, the lady of the house said that she had seen some big black guys hopping over our back wall a couple of months ago; the man of the house suggested it might be a meter man coming for him; the kids looked at each other. i thanked them, told them that the perimeter alarms had gone off in the back yard while i had been out to arrowhead over the past weekend, and so i've been on a rather elevated alert status. we promised to keep an eye out, and then i went home.

i'm not sure what to think of this whole, rather unimpressive, really, affair. i went to check on SoCal's gas company web site, and after scrutinizing and resizing their HORRIBLE meter check date JPEG, i figured out that today MIGHT have been a gas meter day for the neighbors - i think. it certainly wasn't for us. i also found out something interesting - when the gas co can't check your meter, they make a generous estimate of your bill instead. hm.

anyway, i'm still holstered, and now i'm off to go get my new M-N 91/30.

the dog has been set on "kill".

kev

CAnnoneer
March 24th, 2006, 02:38 PM
Your dig is named Stalin? How cool is that! :)
Get him a bitch called Hitler.

another okie
March 24th, 2006, 03:16 PM
Probably someone has figured out that through your backyard is a good short cut. You might want to call the local police so it's on record in case you have to call again to report some sort of altercation.

vynx
March 24th, 2006, 04:34 PM
No way Okie ... its VERY uncommon to shortcut through yards here in the San Fernando Valley.

I'd say you need taller gates & fences.

If my neighbors told me they saw someone jumping the fence I'd be thinking that someone was casing the place. Booby traps aren't legal but things that make noise like stacks of cans that would fall over are. Also, if you know where they are jumping the fense that would be a good place to store a weeks worth of dog dooty.

The gas company is not allowed to jump fences. I have my gates padlocked and they always knock and ask to get let in or just estimate the months charge - it evens out whenever they finally get the meter read.

Lawn maintenace guys will climb fences but you should know which days they come and they don't run away, plus you can hear the dang leave blowers that they all love so much.

Sounds too suspicious for me and I live in the west valley not van nuys.

1911Tuner
March 24th, 2006, 06:26 PM
True story...20+ years ago.

Prowler call just inside the WSNC city limits. Forsyth County SD arrives first.
His sidearm was a M-13 Smith & Wesson with a FINE-tuned DA trigger done by
WSPD armorer, Sgt. Wes "X".

SD was deep in Orange...hand on semi-holstered gun...finger on trigger.
Startles big raccoon that is completely engrossed in figuring how to get into the second garbage can. 'Coon jumps...knocks garbage can over with resounding clatter...Startles Deputy Dawg, who shoots himself through
the thigh...thankfully not much more than a flesh wound...WSPD rookie
has entered the scene behind SD, and approaches from behind...but hasn't identified the SD yet...gun drawn. "Clatter/Bang! FREEZE!!! SD screams
"DON'T SHOOT! I'm on the job!...and falls down in the mud.

Citizen walks into the scene and asks the PD officer if he's shot anybody yet. Officer can't get him to go back in the house...Somebody calls an ambulance, which gets mired up in the Carolina red mud while trying to get to the SD. Ambulance driver guns motor...ambulance skews sideways and slams into side of double wide, tearing off the siding and part of the underpinning. Citizen threatens to sue everybody. By this time, the area is overrun with innocent bystanders, and rookie WS cop has completely lost control of the scene, and calls for backup..."Shots fired/Officer down" which brings 2-3 dozen cars from city, county, and state agencies.

Raccoon runs off, thinking "They'll probably blame all this on me."

lee n. field
March 24th, 2006, 10:31 PM
i put Stalin back into the enclosure

Stalin? :rolleyes:

onikuma
March 25th, 2006, 01:15 AM
stalins the doggie :) the one that terrifies the neighbors but has become somewhat tubby so hes not quite as threatening looking as when he was leaner ;)

odysseus
March 25th, 2006, 03:17 AM
Prowler
True story...20+ years ago.


1911 Tuner, thanks for the laughs... that was great.:D