Photo Gangsta Style in Iraq--Insert a cap-cap-cap-tion!


April 21, 2003, 09:29 PM


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April 21, 2003, 09:30 PM


April 21, 2003, 09:32 PM
"This is how Skunk showed me to do it"

Bruce H
April 21, 2003, 09:33 PM
We are here to stop this crossdressing, you have thirty seconds to look presentable.

April 21, 2003, 09:37 PM
If 90 degree rotation is good, 180 degree rotation is best?

"Did your mother dress you? 'Cause it sure looks like it!"

More likely, I'm thinking he was using Israeli carry, and he just released the slide, or he had the gun holstered with the grip towards the front and hasnt rotated his wrist yet.


April 21, 2003, 09:41 PM
Are those carbon fiber gogles he is wearing?


El Tejon
April 21, 2003, 09:43 PM
"Look what I learned on BET's 'Rap City'! Word to your Prophet, Iraqi Dawg."

Andrew Wyatt
April 21, 2003, 09:45 PM
"Well, at least my trigger finger is straight."

April 21, 2003, 09:46 PM
...Damn Glocks!....have to hold it like this keep the magazines from falling out....

April 21, 2003, 09:49 PM
Rembrandt, that's funny! Just one problem with it though, the handgun is a SIG Sauer P226.:neener:

April 21, 2003, 09:51 PM
(trying to tweak the Glock owners).... I was hoping no one would notice.....heehee :p

April 21, 2003, 09:53 PM
Blades67 beat me to it.
Rembrandt: I think its more properly a criticism of beat to heck military issue mags than "Glocks". (Why dont we have a clubbing/hammering smilie?)


April 21, 2003, 09:54 PM
"Silly infadel, thats a shooter of pea's!"

Don't they look underwhelmed at having a pistol pointed at them?

April 21, 2003, 10:26 PM
"See, I am too double-jointed!"

April 21, 2003, 10:46 PM
Hmmmmmm, I wondered what Eminem was up to nowadays:neener:

April 21, 2003, 10:59 PM
Im curious as to what is really going on in that picture???


April 21, 2003, 11:09 PM
Crowd control.

April 21, 2003, 11:35 PM
Yo! Hold up, bee-otch!

Is that going to get edited? :uhoh:

April 21, 2003, 11:39 PM
"You, little boy in the clown pajamas, don't get so close to the pudgy guy in the grey dress!"


"Well Gaaawwwlleee, this here automatic pistol is more convincing than the shotgun I've got slung."


"Hi, I'm MPFreeman, and I listen to popular music and went to the MTV school of weaponcraft. Graduated with honors too. You can rest assured that things will be safe with me on gaurd. UUUHHHHH."


"All your masculine non-ridiculous clothing are belong to us."


"I'm with the American Government, I'm here to help."


"Hey you, it's your turn to shower. The old guy looking at me is still drying his hair. When he's done with the towel, you can have it."


"Are these moronic infedels with such poor weapon handling skills really the same ones who whipped our military in three weeks? I don't believe it."


"Don't look poppa, the silly infedel is violating Rule #1 and #3!"

April 22, 2003, 12:11 AM
No really, this is exactly how Matt Damon did it in "The Bourne Identity"!

April 22, 2003, 12:16 AM
This is how they shoot in New Zeland....they are on the bottom of the world ya know

Mike Irwin
April 22, 2003, 12:16 AM
"Uh, wait a second. I think there's sand in my gun..."

Mal H
April 22, 2003, 12:48 AM
"Your gonna love this! Here hold my gun for a second while I do my Groucho Marx impression for you."

April 22, 2003, 01:22 AM
"Yo,Yo,Dawg.What up wit dem wacked out threads.Y'all be lookin
like MC Hammer,ya unnerstan what I'm sayin'?"


"Wait right there while I drain the sand out of my gun"


"Damn this GI Joe kung fu grip"


April 22, 2003, 01:40 AM
Hey, btw is that a Mossberg?

April 22, 2003, 03:55 AM
"Yo! Check out this neat trick that Skunkabilly taught me!!" :D

Don Gwinn
April 22, 2003, 08:25 AM
Looks to me like he's waving with his gun hand for the crowd to get back. They just caught him at the end of the wave. The folks are underwhelmed because he's not pointing the gun at them, just gesturing for them to move.

Maybe we could cool it with the towel-on-the-head jokes, too, folks, and send the men-in-dresses jokes with them while we're at it.

April 22, 2003, 08:36 AM
"Hey, can you hear this? Want me to turn it up?"

:D Umm....

:rolleyes: Uh.....

:uhoh: *back away from thread*


April 22, 2003, 09:52 AM
"Damn this GI Joe kung fu grip"WINNER!


- Gabe

April 22, 2003, 10:07 AM
"See? I really am double jointed!"

More seriously, the guy is carrying a Sig 226 and has a bandolier of shotgun ammo, leading me to believe that he is with some branch of SOCOM. So, what the crap is he doing with his "Training Day" impression?

Scott Evans
April 22, 2003, 10:22 AM
Looks like a gun grab opportunity to me.

Training issue …

Dealing with crowds is frustrating and dangerous.

April 22, 2003, 11:51 AM
He's holding it like that so nobody can try the ultra-ninja, Jet Li "slide removal" trick.

April 22, 2003, 12:24 PM
yo! see i bees all boutz da hood, no whut i meen? my moms was white, my pops was white, but dat coward split and moms hooked up with dis brotha, so now its aaiight for me to act all thuglike and hold my 'gat like a homey, no whut i'm sayin?

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April 22, 2003, 01:50 PM

That thread/link of yours is insane. Do they really take themselves seriously? They actually write poorly on purpose.

April 22, 2003, 02:00 PM
its either one of the greatest internet hoaxes, or the most pathetic thing i have ever seen.

just to clarify, my interest in that freestylin message board is purely for entertainment. some glocktalkers and thr's posted to a thread there recently about guns. now i just pop in every now and then to see what kind of ignorance the fools immerse themselves in. funny how several of those wannabe thugs claim to have college degrees.

April 22, 2003, 02:04 PM
Spiff- LOL! That was some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen.

April 22, 2003, 02:13 PM
"Just like the ad said folks... first 100 kids in their PJs get a free Sig."

SoDFW Jason
April 22, 2003, 02:29 PM
MPFreeman- You just caused me to spew bbq sandwich and Dr. Pepper all over my keyboard and monitor. Anyone got a wet-wipe?:uhoh:

April 22, 2003, 02:47 PM
That link has 'Mall Ninja' written all over it, spiff. Someone's having a laugh. :)

- Gabe

April 23, 2003, 12:33 AM

April 23, 2003, 09:03 AM
"I hate this new, stupid Brady law."

April 23, 2003, 09:21 AM
"I hate this new, stupid Brady law."

April 23, 2003, 01:18 PM
Hey...pull my finger!

George Hill
April 23, 2003, 01:35 PM
I see Vanilla Ice got through Basic Training...

April 23, 2003, 01:39 PM
I see Vanilla Ice got through Basic Training...

I was WONDERING whatever happened to him. His career didn't seem to survive the "go ninja go ninja go!" bit at the end of Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. Not that it deserved to, mind you. :D

Wayne D
April 23, 2003, 02:21 PM
He's just tired of brass hitting him in the forehead.

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