[~z]

Had a dream last night that I had a laser gun. And a rickety and crude hog trap about two feet tall and topless, seems a poor design, according to my dream. I was however surprised to find that you can catch a hog in a leg trap by its lower lip. Even more surprised to find that a hog can tear off its lower lip, skin covering its jaw, and a large patch of brisket skin and attack. I must admit, a partially skinless hog charging you is a bit of a disturbing sight. And I was surprised to find that laser guns are not the best choice to take down a hog, they seem to work well on small, less than 40#ers but bigger ones, NO. Apparently laser guns run on some form of a capacitor and a release trigger, this would have been good to know before I went to sleep. So you know, for large hogs, hold the trigger down for about 15 sec. then aim at the hog and release the trigger. Just squeezing the trigger like one would on a standard “old fashioned” non laser based weapon, produces a low intensity burst of compressed light wave energy. This will put down the little ones, as for the big ones, it seems to just burn shallow pock marks into their skin; this aggravates them, a lot.
~z

[Art Eatman]

Seems like a Good Thing that most dreams don't become reality. :D

Art

[MrTuffPaws]

A gun that you had to charge by holding down the trigger? Sounds as ridiculous as some actual weapon designs out there.

[~z]

The worst part about it was that I had yet to figure out that I was only dreaming yet. Probably need to go see a shrink to find out what this "means".
~z