Concealed carry at nudist camp


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SkunkApe
April 24, 2003, 09:19 PM
My wife and I have taken the plunge and are planning to spend a full week at Forest Hills Nudist Resort this summer. We've been to nudist camps twice before, but never overnight. Since these previous trips were to beaches, my concealed carry technique for those situations was to keep my Makarov in a Ziploc bag inside our cooler. This summer's trip, however will include volleyball, pot-luck dinners, and dances. My cooler can't be within arm's reach in those situations. I need some advice. I've become so used to my CCW, I can't imagine being unarmed. Here are my options, as I see them:

1) Go unarmed, because nudists are generally real nice folks.

2) Carry around a leather satchel or man-purse. With a shoulder strap, of course.

3) This one's kind of hard to explain. My wife and I are into a rather unusual type of entertainment, and I've discovered that normal duct tape adheres very well to human skin. You should also know that I'm quite overweight, bordering on obese. In a flash of revelation one fine morning, I realized that one of the advantages of being rotund is that I'm able to conceal a NAA mini-revolver between the two largest rolls of my belly. A bit of duct tape holds it in place. Its completely invisible when I'm standing or sitting upright. It does show a bit when I recline or lie down, however.


Other than those three choices, I'm stumped. Any suggestions?

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blades67
April 24, 2003, 09:26 PM
I think your third option is a bit unorthodox, and it shows creative thinking. However, my concern would be that the duct tape could cause the revolver to bind due to residue from the tape. Overall I think your second option would be the most discrete.

BerettaNut92
April 24, 2003, 09:45 PM
File the frontsight off that mousegun and.... :eek: :uhoh:

Skunkabilly "NO RELATION"

jsalcedo
April 24, 2003, 09:46 PM
Wow.


Would there be a threat from other possibly armed nudists?

Would you be at a controlled access vacation facility?

I guess my only real fear would come from tying my shoes.


My advice is take the makarov in the cooler and go have fun with
the nudists, duct tape, and watch out for the hot brass.

WebHobbit
April 24, 2003, 09:46 PM
:barf:

I'm speechless.

I vote option 1#.

cool45auto
April 24, 2003, 09:51 PM
:eek: #1

Ewok_Guy
April 24, 2003, 09:55 PM
A fanny pack 'ought to look stylish.

CWL
April 24, 2003, 10:02 PM
If nude volleyball is going to break into gunplay, perhaps you should find a safer place to drop trou.

How about hanging a derringer off of some body piercings?

coonan357
April 24, 2003, 10:02 PM
no comment .......:p :scrutiny:

Bulldozer
April 24, 2003, 10:07 PM
This CAN'T be real. :uhoh:

OK, is it real? :scrutiny:

I think the NAA is very inventive. One of the pros of being surrounded by nude folks is that CCW will be a real interesting affair. Would a fanny pack be an option or would that draw scrutiny? Mak in the icebox might work too.

Every time I think I've seen it all,.... :what:

Preacherman
April 24, 2003, 10:12 PM
The right to keep and BARE arms???

:evil: :neener: :evil:

bigjim
April 24, 2003, 10:14 PM
I wonder if someone could make you a rectal Holster. Your wife has even more options.

The big question becomes Kydex or leather? I am thinking due to the moist Anaerobic enviroments we are talking about perhaps you might want to go kydex. Shark Skin or osterich would be very bad.

If you manage to figure this out you will be redefineing modern pistol craft. I bet Gunsite might be interested in teaching a course. "the modern Butt Holster technique"

:scrutiny: :scrutiny:

bigjim
April 24, 2003, 10:18 PM
Spare mag!!! Where are you going to carry your spare mag!!!!!


OMG...... A folder......Weapon light...
pepper spray......

Dude its gonna get crowded....

Justin
April 24, 2003, 10:19 PM
Ok.
This thread will remain open for the time being, but I can easily see it going the wrong way reaaaaaal quick. As long as it stays on track (how do you carry concealed in the buff) it will stay open.

Don't touch the jokes, no matter how tempting.:uhoh:

I can't believe I just typed 'how do you carry concealed in the buff...'

MikeK
April 24, 2003, 10:27 PM
I vote for number 1.

Justin - PLEASE keep this thread open. I truly enjoy THR and most of the threads, but this one certainly is unique and a keeper. This is the best read I've had all day.

Skunk - let us know what you decide. Probably can't post pics.

OF
April 24, 2003, 10:31 PM
Skunkabilly "NO RELATION"LMAO!

I'm sorry, SkunkApe. It's just that this isn't something you hear everyday, now is it.

If this is serious...I'd go with the 'fanny' pack. Which could mean more than one thing, given the circumstances. I mean the little purses with the zipper.

Or you could always go with the NEF Handi-Rifle in .300 Mag in a small briefcase.

- Gabe

Dizos
April 24, 2003, 10:42 PM
I would recommend one of those Stinger pen 22's.

-- Dizos

Byron Quick
April 24, 2003, 11:00 PM
And I thought I was unusual because I buy swim trunks with a button pocket. Carry my P-32 in a vacuum sealed plastic bag while swimming or at the beach.

Harold Mayo
April 24, 2003, 11:01 PM
I really wish that I hadn't decided to read this thread...

Reminder to self: Schedule therapy session IMMEDIATELY.

These words will haunt me always:

In a flash of revelation one fine morning, I realized that one of the advantages of being rotund is that I'm able to conceal a NAA mini-revolver between the two largest rolls of my belly.

Arkady
April 24, 2003, 11:09 PM
If you can't carry, neither can anyone else.... i don't guess you know any martial arts?

Mastrogiacomo
April 24, 2003, 11:15 PM
Christ help me, I can visualize this...:eek: I'd go with option one too. You said they're nice folks and I'm sure if someone were armed -- you'd see it from a mile away. How am I going to get to sleep now with this picture in my head?:what:

MJRW
April 24, 2003, 11:19 PM
Are you still wearing shoes doing this? Could those shoes be boots with a NAA mini stuck in there?

bigjim
April 24, 2003, 11:39 PM
Deleted....was to funny to post here... :)

dev_null
April 24, 2003, 11:40 PM
"This is my rifle,
this is my gun..."

:D

-0-

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

Darrin
April 24, 2003, 11:43 PM
I vote #1. Come on, yer nekkid!

How about hanging a derringer off of some body piercings? *Thinks to self, "Quick release nipple derringer. I'm seeing a titanium 2 shot .22 mag with matching speedloader earrings.... Yes, this will sell. I will be rich."*

Preacherman
April 24, 2003, 11:59 PM
About the only practical way I can think of to carry would be to use a bandage on an arm or leg, as if the limb were injured, and wrap your gun (preferably something small and very thin, like a Kel-Tec P32) inside the bandage, positioned so that you could unwrap just the end of the bandage to get to it in a hurry. You could always put it in a pocket holster, too, and bandage the holster more firmly, so that the gun would easily slip out when drawn.

I won't make suggestions about where to put the bandage... :D

QuickDraw
April 25, 2003, 12:23 AM
I've become so used to my CCW, I can't imagine being unarmed.

Like feeling naked without it?:D

This thread may have permenately scarred me. :uhoh:

QuickDraw

Neal Bloom
April 25, 2003, 12:24 AM
Once again the brain goes numb after reading something here!

Get one of those Kel-Tecs with a lanyard and put the gun in a leather bag. Hang it around your neck. Tell people its your medicine/spirit bag. People aren't supposed to mess with your spirit bag.

CCW at a nudist camp! Must be a tough crowd.

lostdog
April 25, 2003, 12:28 AM
Ok...other than the bad visual image about the fat rolls as concelement...I'm actually glad, in a really strange way, that not everybody with an "alternative" lifestyle is a tree- hugging- liberal-gun -hater. With that said, if you are used to the markerov, get a belt pack, and carry your wallet and stuff in it, along with your gun, conceled in a pocket. That way it will not look....um.... strange( no offensement by any of this.......naked people have a right to defend themselves also) :uhoh:

Betty
April 25, 2003, 12:51 AM
Put the NAA Mini in a sunglasses case on a lanyard.

Oleg Volk
April 25, 2003, 12:54 AM
Jack London's characters tended to just don a gunbelt with a holster an a Mk.I Webley Automatic or something similar and a hat. Is concealment a requirement or an option?

ed dixon
April 25, 2003, 01:11 AM
Well... um... ahem... AHA! no... no... not at all.

Blain
April 25, 2003, 01:27 AM
You should also know that I'm quite overweight, bordering on obese. In a flash of revelation one fine morning, I realized that one of the advantages of being rotund is that I'm able to conceal a NAA mini-revolver between the two largest rolls of my belly. A bit of duct tape holds it in place. Its completely invisible when I'm standing or sitting upright. It does show a bit when I recline or lie down, however.


[Rude personal comments from Blain removed by Moderator Matt G.]

Flashpoint
April 25, 2003, 03:38 AM
:D :p :D :D :) :D :D This tread is the funniest thing I have read on the net.



Get one of those Kel-Tecs with a lanyard and put the gun in a leather bag. Hang it around your neck. Tell people its your medicine/spirit bag. People aren't supposed to mess with your spirit bag.

Put the NAA Mini in a sunglasses case on a lanyard.

These sound like the most reasonalble suggestions to me. If the gun around the neck is not an option then I would have to go with leave the gun in your room or car. Chances are you will not have to use it in the midst of all the other naked people.


Thanks for starting this tread, it's alot more enjoyable than giant bugs, zombies, and Godzilla.:D

cratz2
April 25, 2003, 05:41 AM
On serbu's webpage... Their version of the pen gun, code-named 'Butt Master', I kid you not!

http://serbu.com/buttmaster.htm

http://serbu.com/buttmaster1s.jpg

Vladimir Berkov
April 25, 2003, 06:51 AM
I think we have a winner!!!

TarpleyG
April 25, 2003, 07:03 AM
will include volleyball, pot-luck dinners, and dances
:what:

Pheonix
April 25, 2003, 07:16 AM
I too go to nudist camps in Ohio and Michigan. I never thought about carrying there mainly because of the ammount of alcohol consumed after noon and running till about 4am. In answer to your question fanny packs are very common to carry keys money ID change etc. after all no one has pockets. Enjoy your trip! For those of you who think he is nuts.....(and i mean this in a friendly way)....get past your insecurities and then give it a try. Very few of the people look like models, 1 in 1000 at best.

ChristopherG
April 25, 2003, 07:19 AM
I'm gonna go with #1. I've thought about this, 'cause I've visited similar societies, though not since I started carrying; and I've wondered how to handle it. To me, Trust is such an essential part of the whole experience of social nudity that a concealed weapon would just be too big a mental cramp on the whole thing. Have one in the car or cabin, by all means; but wandering around, I say let yourself go, and have a great time.

Another practical reason for me would be that swimming is always so inviting and easy when nekkid, but I wouldn't want to leave an unnattended weapon with my towel.

CG

PS--those who haven't tried it should; it's a fantastically mind-freeing experience.

New_comer
April 25, 2003, 07:20 AM
Stick a derringer onto your scalp and wear a wig or baseball cap...

If your wife has long hair, roll it into a ball and stick the mini-gun in there.

What else???

I also imagined to surgically create a 'pocket' cut out at the abdominal area, pass it off as a scar from a vaccination or a cyst or something.

But that would definitely hurt! :D

techmike
April 25, 2003, 07:52 AM
Or you could always go with the NEF Handi-Rifle in .300 Mag in a small briefcase.

And he already said he doesn't mind the duct tape so he could tape the trauma plates to his flesh..BWahahahahah

Seriously though SkunkApe let us know what you end up doing. I like the naa in a sunglases case option.

Matt1911
April 25, 2003, 07:54 AM
EEK!!!

hso
April 25, 2003, 08:12 AM
I wouldn't think a group of folks that voluntarily got together and dropped their guard so thoroughly that they dropped their clothes as well would pose much of a threat. And the exclusive nature of the facilites should keep vermin at a distance. So I'd think carrying wouldn't be needed.

All that aside, off-body carry in a planner "holster", PDA case, glasses cases, etc. seems like a practical option. I assume you have to carry your keys, money, wallet, glasses, etc. so the option for those could serve as well.

Do NOT put duct tape in folds of flab! If you have to use anything use athletic tape or medical tape, and only for very short periods of time. Duct tape will produce dermatitis and could lead to cellulitis requiring treatment with antibiotics.

Kentucky Rifle
April 25, 2003, 08:34 AM
Betty's sunglasses case idea is good. The best so far. Also a Tillie hat with the secret pocket would hold a NAA Mini. However, there IS this island I like to visit where all I wear is a hip pouch with my Colt Mustang or my S&W 331 tucked in it. Nobody has ever made me. Or even ASKED me. This is a kind of "live & let live place". The other people just assume my Muscol (DEET), handerchief, eye drops, sun screen, nasel spray, money, etc...is in there. No worries. Galco hip pouch. Best I've found. An elastic strap keeps my pistol in place and I can draw through the velcro quickly. People know me. When I go swim, people automatically watch my stuff. (Which is a towell and the pouch and maybe some tennis shoes or flip-flops. :)

KR (Don't ask me any more.) :)

Don Gwinn
April 25, 2003, 08:59 AM
:what:

Y'know, folks, THR is like a family. And do you know what the love of the most wonderful families in the world is based on?

SECRETS!

Feel free to keep as many as you like. . . . ;)

Leatherneck
April 25, 2003, 09:50 AM
I now know WAAAAAYY more about you than I have a need to! :D

TC
TFL Survivor

Kinsman
April 25, 2003, 10:03 AM
Open Carry!

2dogs
April 25, 2003, 10:32 AM
I have no suggestion as to how to carry in the nude- it's not something I've ever really thought about.

It will be interesting to read one of those "Armed Citizen" stories about how a (naked) armed citizen came to the aid of a (naked) robbery victim, quickly dispatching the (naked) perpatrator before the (naked?) police arrived.

Stay out of the bramble bushes..............




:D

dev_null
April 25, 2003, 10:50 AM
When I go swim, people automatically watch my stuff.
...so to speak. :p

-0-

pax
April 25, 2003, 10:54 AM
Keep it clean, folks. :scrutiny:

pax

MikeD99
April 25, 2003, 11:08 AM
I can see your nuts!

KMKeller
April 25, 2003, 11:12 AM
AAAAAGH! Now my mind's eye has gone blind!

Seriously though, NAA Mini in sunglass case is the top idea. That or toss one with your cell phone in a water proof cell phone container.

bogie
April 25, 2003, 11:16 AM
How has this thing managed to be x-number of posts already? Because it's tactical? Because it involves CCW?

Okay. I've been known to lounge nude in Bogie's Bunker while watching the morning news.

And if this fellow starts talkin' about how to conceal a 6-D-Cell maglite, I'm gonna start lookin' for an orbital vehicle and a nuke...

blackhawk2000
April 25, 2003, 11:31 AM
I say go with the fanny pouch. Seems to me like most naked people would need something similar in order to hang on to their stuff.

oldfart
April 25, 2003, 11:37 AM
Today is my birthday and this thread is one helluva present! I haven't laughed so hard in months! But I have to wonder, after this, can we really call this place the HIGH road?

SkunkApe
April 25, 2003, 12:16 PM
Happy birthday, my dear oldfart,
To make you chuckle, it warms my heart.

Of this thread,
I must confess:
I made it up,
'twas all in jest.

In public places,
I don't go nude.
One's private parts
Should not be viewed.

Rolls of blubber?
I have not any.
Not even enough
To hide a penny.

High Road members,
You are my friends.
Remember that
When I make amends.

Tim Currie
April 25, 2003, 12:17 PM
lol.... thank God. :D

Mike Irwin
April 25, 2003, 12:18 PM
You've GOT to be frigging kidding me...

This thread should be saved along with the Mall Ninja thread.

Not because it's obvious BS, but simply because the mental visuals are just so bizarre! :D

My suggestion?

Fanny pack. You need to carry your keys anyway.


I do think I see an untapped market here, though.

Galco should bring out an "Inside the Butt" holster... :eek:

Jmurman
April 25, 2003, 12:19 PM
I vote for #1...but I want to see some pics!:o

Jmurman
April 25, 2003, 12:20 PM
I wonder if someone could make you a rectal Holster. Your wife has even more options.

You mean a concealed *** carrY?

cordex
April 25, 2003, 12:22 PM
:scrutiny:

Hemicuda
April 25, 2003, 12:30 PM
Wellnow... Concealed rectal carry DOES bring new meaning to the word "packing" now, doesn't it?

Zander
April 25, 2003, 12:40 PM
...so to speak. -- dev_nullHah! LOL!

Glad I got the coffee-drinking done early today...

Oleg Volk
April 25, 2003, 12:40 PM
attackcartoons.com has an illustration of the solution (http://www.attackcartoons.com/size.GIF).

RustyHammer
April 25, 2003, 12:59 PM
.... this is NUTS! :what:

Intune
April 25, 2003, 01:09 PM
blackhawk 2000-Seems to me like most naked people would need something similar in order to hang on to their stuff.

Ha! Not all of us could carry a pouch in that fashion. The few, the proud. :rolleyes: I'm thinkin' Viagra if it's gonna be a long day and you don't want to drop anything. :D

H Romberg
April 25, 2003, 01:22 PM
Carry a towel to sit on. Sew the gun into the towel.

Mastrogiacomo
April 25, 2003, 01:30 PM
Thank God! I think I can almost get that awful vision out of my head and sleep better tonight...:D What a terrible joke..but you got me!:neener:

Justin
April 25, 2003, 02:30 PM
Ok, it was fun while it lasted, but I think this one's run its course.

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