[Zen21Tao]

To find out take this Mall Ninja Aptitude Tesk:

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=6753325773046944943

My score was 39% Mall Ninja

[648E]

42%

[Pickpocket]

26% - :scrutiny:

[Whatsit]

You scored 78 % Mall Ninja Personae!

Ninja, vanish!

[50.]

46 :cool:

[Medusa]

23% , nor bad

[Diomed]

Some of those questions had no good answer ... 22%.

[Diamondback6]

Darn, 23%. I tend to laugh at tac-troll wannabes--I may know how SWAT/Special Forces work's done and be able to talk about it, but I freely acknowledge that I have no experience, and if I even tried my body would utterly fail me.

Make my wardrobe WWII khaki, only time you'll see me in all-black before nightfall is if I'm wearing a suit, and then my trenchcoat is WOOL...

[mbs357]

I tried about 30 times but it would not let me register or whatever...
Anyway.
I know that I am not a mall ninja...
...for I am samurai.

[Twycross]

38%

[Gillster]

Hum, only wear camo when actually hunting, don't own an AR or AK, prefer revolvers, no black clothing and I score 43%???

[Crosscut]

46%:what:

[Legionnaire]

34%

[svtruth]

but higher than 99% of my age (58) and gender (male).

[Spot77]

36%


Must've been due to the Red Dawn dvd that Norton gave me for my birthday. :neener:


And I like my AR15.

[Lebben-B]

23%. Must be my scorching case of Black Rifle Disease

[cowboybobb693]

A whopping 26% !!!!:neener: maybe I AM as cool as I think I am:evil:

[marshall3]

I scored a measly 20%!
Maybe I'm too old to be a Mall Ninja? Or was it my Mosin Nagant?

[00blkgt]

38% I have lots of work ahead of me.:D
J

[jpthegeek]

52%! Geesh, big time loser. Must have been that Depeche Mode question. I mean c'mon, DEPECHE MODE!!!

[dfaugh]

25%--whew!

[cambeul41]

I am 29% Mall Ninja -- but corrected for age and sex, I am 99% mall ninja.

I think that means I, male age 64, actually took and submitted the test.

[aguyindallas]

34%

[Cacique500]

:uhoh: 43% - and I like EBR's and Depeche mode...

[WalP99]

28%

[baz]

28%, I', proud to say.

[crew590]

55% I guess I need to work on reducing that. ;)

[db_tanker]

30%

I seem to be right in the curve... :)


I actually thought the cat was kinda cute. :rolleyes:



D

[NineseveN]

30%..still too much IMHO. :(

[G36-UK]

30%.

Err... is that good or bad?:confused:

[Rumble]

I am 25% mall ninja. One quarter.

It must be my right leg, which has at one time worn a tactical thigh holster containing an airsoft pistol. That has to be it.

Now that my leg has offended me, I shall pluck it out.

[frankinaug]

46% At least I don't rate the highest.

[Technosavant]

25%

The only time I wear camo is when I work in the yard. It's impossible to get grass stains on camo pants (well, maybe not impossible; it just enhances the pattern if it doesn't come out).

[Mizzle187]

42% Must of been my personal preference of the AR(it seems if you own or like a AR15 your automaticlly a mall ninja) over the AK and the fact that I own airsoft guns(for training purposes only I must add!). Pretty funny test but some bad choices to choose from.

[Sinsaba]

23% HOW COULD IT BE SO HIGH!!

Of course when I tried real hard (and lied out my behind) I was able to get up to 70% :barf:

[flashman70]

Same as svtruth - 30%...and exact same demographic means I'm in the 99th percentile for age & gender. Must be because I want an AR (before the Dems get control of Congress and ban their sale.)

[kjeff50cal]

34% but I not trying.:D

[tegemu]

I took it and I'm sure I scored low. However when I got to the end and saw that they wanted my Zip Code, email address etc. I recognized it for what it is and cancelled out. I see it as a clever way to:

1. Get permission to send you junk email.
2. Know your demographic so they can tailor your junk email.

Knowing how much of a Mall Ninja some unknown person thought I was, is definately not worth the risk of eliciting more junk email, which I get too much of already. ( one is too many )

[WayneConrad]

I'll give y'all a score to beat.

20%. And I answered every question honestly.

[.41Dave]

19% Being an old fashioned revolver guy finally paid off! So far, I win :D

[Q-Lock]

37% mall ninja, and I scored higher than 44% of people my age and gender.

Not sure what to think...

[Dan M.]

Not enough to want to take a test.

[hksw]

Wait. Are we suppose to be answering truthfully or trying to get the highest score? I topped out at 62%.

[Skunkabilly]

33%.

Dude, that's messed up. I should have gotten higher.

[spacemanspiff]

psshawwww!!! I dont need no stinking quiz to tell if i'm a mallninja!
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-1/606975/fattestninja.jpg

[arthurcw]

30%!!! NO!!! I have to find the set of throwing stars I got when I was a Teen and throw them out!

I do have a set of thorwing kinves, but that's just to remind me how bad I SUCK at them. If I ever get uppity, I pull them out and remind myself there are MANY things I can't master. Much cheaper than a greens fee.

[1911Ron]

Heh 17% and i was honest, it must've been my liking the AK47 and the Mosin-nagant:D

[mbs357]

33%.

Dude, that's messed up. I should have gotten higher.
__________________
Ninja...vanish....
Agreed.

[Zero_DgZ]

36. I think this thing's busted. I should have gotten 104.

(Ninja vanish!)

[Hec]

22% I need to check things out:uhoh:

[Tom Servo]

31%...I'm just not working it hard enough I guess. This brings shame on me and my family.

BTW, I've got the original postings here (http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/) for...well, I don't know why.

[.45FMJoe]

47% Mall Ninja.:uhoh:


75% higher than people my age (24) :what: :what: :what:

Oh, and I just use a b.s.e-mail address my co-worker and I setup for things like this. Spam away lol!:neener:

[50 Freak]

I answered what my heart told me and I scored 60% (that's in the 99% range).

I don't believe in this test.

Anyone know where I can get those cool special ninja shoes (the kind that lets you walk up walls).:evil:

[C96]

These quizes on the net are kinda fun to play with. I got a 73% :evil:

I must really be a low drag, high speed kinda guy. :neener:

If the request for an email address bothers you, just put in "yomama@nowhere.com".

That's what I did anyway. Most of the time the web page test for an email address
is looking for aaaaaa@bbbb.ccc so give it some text with the @ and a "." in there.

allan

[jerkyman45]

42% mall ninja. that sucks.

but i scored 92% in the ZOmbie survival quiz, so i feel a little redeemed. Said I'll get my team out, and want to go back in. sounds about right...

[Cowgunner]

46 % what the hell is wrong with me?

[FunGunner]

You scored 80 % Mall Ninja Personae!
The higher the score the more Mall Ninja you are. A perfect 0% is possible, but beware, there were some loaded questions that you may have stumbled over...



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 97% on Personae

Ha beat that!

But then I tried again and got

You scored 10 % Mall Ninja Personae!
The higher the score the more Mall Ninja you are. A perfect 0% is possible, but beware, there were some loaded questions that you may have stumbled over...



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 0% on Personae

I sure can work that interweb stuff pretty good, huh?

[Spreadfire Arms]

i scored a 38% :eek:

[.45Guy]

The shame......38%

[Firethorn]

27%, oh well....

[wolf_from_wv]

You scored 45 % Mall Ninja Personae!

I guess I'm on my way to becoming a "wanna be ninja/camando"...

[Tried'nTrue]

28%
I must admit, I like to wear my camoflauge pants when hiking. But, they really ARE more comfortable and functional! Really, truly! :D

[qajaq59]

28%

[Freddymac]

I think that it is a result of my fondness of the AR and the .223.
Funny test, very entertaining

[Skunkabilly]

Man, y'all're more ninja than I!!! :neener:

[chetrogers]

42%..Should I be worried.

[wolf_from_wv]

No, it's the evil-doers that should be worried... :D

[MachIVshooter]

52%-and I have not been in a mall in years, let alone ever dressed as a ninja. Hell, I try not to go North of the county line (where the average population exceeds 12.4 people per sq. mile). I don't even own an AR-15 (too small; I like my 10A2C)

[Bill2k1]

16% WINNER!


I think you need to dump on the .223 and AR and pick the 700 to get a 16%, and therefore win! :neener: I also picked the G3 and Glock17, those are the questions I remember.

[Nathaniel Firethorn]

32%. The other 68% is Range Curmudgeon.

- NF.

[Joe7cri]

35%

Guess it was RED DAWN, and My love of my AR 15!

[jeepmor]

Like I need to sign up for another dumb website that the watchers watch. If they want to catch my psycho bio, they just have to read here.

Gotta love that AR with that mega-drum clip. Reload, I don't need to stinkin reload! That's awesome. I know where I can get tons of those, OREGONGUNS.com. Look him up, good guy and like the sign says. Forget the dog, beware of the owner.

Then drool profusely over the auction selection and agree with Dave when he says you are really, really going to GET into this hobby as he stamps your check!!! BTW, new .223 ruger just purchased last week. Squeaks beware!! (S. oregon talk for Ground squirrel)

cheers,
jeepmor

[Whatsit]

I went back to most honorable Mall Ninjutsu Dojo! <AhSo!>

You scored 93 % Mall Ninja Personae!

[wolf_from_wv]

I walked into the "ninja" store to look around... It's attached to the room where they do the karate lessons at the mall... :eek: Didn't see much, so I left.