Oleg Volk
May 13, 2006, 03:27 AM
http://olegvolk.net/draw/beargun2369.jpg
Caption contest
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Nematocyst
May 13, 2006, 03:33 AM
Appearing less than intelligent
while standing in front of
a photo of a stuffed griz.
while standing in front of
a photo of a stuffed griz.
Oleg Volk
May 13, 2006, 03:35 AM
That is NOT a stuffed grizzly, that's a painted cave bear :eek:
Nematocyst
May 13, 2006, 03:41 AM
OK, a minor detail.
Griz. Cave bear. Whatever.
In either case,
said bear is poised to eat the dude.
I'm assuming the dude with the gun is really,
really fast with response time.
{I'm doubting that said bear
would be creeping up behind this meal
on two feet.}
Sorry, Oleg. This one just doesn't work for me.
Natural selection bait.
Griz. Cave bear. Whatever.
In either case,
said bear is poised to eat the dude.
I'm assuming the dude with the gun is really,
really fast with response time.
{I'm doubting that said bear
would be creeping up behind this meal
on two feet.}
Sorry, Oleg. This one just doesn't work for me.
Natural selection bait.
Oleg Volk
May 13, 2006, 03:50 AM
Was a joke. Guess it's not very funny.
Nematocyst
May 13, 2006, 03:54 AM
Yes, it is.
<laughs>
<laughs>
DevLcL
May 13, 2006, 04:11 AM
I can't tell if thats a smile or a look of stress. Judging by the weapon he has im assuming its the previous.
-Dev
-Dev
GunnySkox
May 13, 2006, 04:17 AM
Egh. Delorted.
Nematocyst
May 13, 2006, 04:30 AM
I assume that
the original version
of post #8
included at least one
error containing these words:
"...has a Bug up his butt..."
Nem
:uhoh: :cool: ;)
the original version
of post #8
included at least one
error containing these words:
"...has a Bug up his butt..."
Nem
:uhoh: :cool: ;)
Nematocyst
May 13, 2006, 05:04 AM
Yes, it is.Except for this:
it seems to make
fun of a brother.
Genetic brother?
Friendship brother?
Blood brother?
Gun brother?
Can't say.
But, the bro looks
like he's having fun,
the gun looks fun,
and the bear looks
...powerful.
I think I've
changed my mind.
I like it.
;)
Nem
it seems to make
fun of a brother.
Genetic brother?
Friendship brother?
Blood brother?
Gun brother?
Can't say.
But, the bro looks
like he's having fun,
the gun looks fun,
and the bear looks
...powerful.
I think I've
changed my mind.
I like it.
;)
Nem
RecoilRob
May 13, 2006, 06:27 AM
Vertical foregrip on PLR-16 is VERBOTEN!!!! (unless it has been registered as AOW, I think)
Please advise the lad that he can become someones dandy in Club Fed if that stays on there.
Maybe THAT is what he is smiling about?
Please advise the lad that he can become someones dandy in Club Fed if that stays on there.
Maybe THAT is what he is smiling about?
Oleg Volk
May 13, 2006, 06:29 AM
It's an AOW, so no worries.
Biker
May 13, 2006, 06:33 AM
My caption would be "A classic case of premature jocularity".
Biker:)
Biker:)
Nematocyst
May 13, 2006, 06:54 AM
:D
There.
I cast my vote for that caption...so far.
There.
I cast my vote for that caption...so far.
Biker
May 13, 2006, 07:08 AM
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Oh, don't forget to tip your waitress...
Biker
Biker
280PLUS
May 13, 2006, 07:08 AM
"Heh heh hehhhh, Mr Grizzly is in for a BIG surprise!"
280PLUS
May 13, 2006, 07:10 AM
I say the winner of the contest gets to take that piece to the range for the day. Complete with all the ammo he or she can shoot, of course. :D
Biker
May 13, 2006, 07:15 AM
I'll certainly second that, 280.
Biker:)
Biker:)
thereisnospoon
May 13, 2006, 07:55 AM
"I wonder if that is a pic-a-nic basket the ranger is holding, Boo-Boo?"
The bear would need a tie and funny hat, though...
Minor note: Safety's OFF!
The bear would need a tie and funny hat, though...
Minor note: Safety's OFF!
G36-UK
May 13, 2006, 08:03 AM
"Is the bullet caught in his teeth?"
jerkface11
May 13, 2006, 08:30 AM
"See I TOLD you a .223 would stop that thing with one shot WHO'S THE MAN!!!"
DigitalWarrior
May 13, 2006, 10:06 AM
"To be forewarned is to be forearmed, the converse however, is not strictly true."
DigitalWarrior
May 13, 2006, 10:10 AM
Tactical doesn't count for much without tactics.
Jeff Timm
May 13, 2006, 10:20 AM
"Duhh, I think I'm in the wrong joke!"
Geoff
Who doesn't know if he's ever seen a sillier grin. :confused:
Geoff
Who doesn't know if he's ever seen a sillier grin. :confused:
bogie
May 13, 2006, 10:23 AM
Baron could kick that thing's butt.
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real_name
May 13, 2006, 10:29 AM
"What caliber for rapidly approaching painted bear?"
More later, when and if I wake up.
More later, when and if I wake up.
Firehand
May 13, 2006, 10:33 AM
"I think I shoulda brought a bigger gun..."
sm
May 13, 2006, 10:38 AM
1.<Sam Elliot Voice>
Bear Roast - It's Whats For Supper
2. Smoke'em Bear
Play on Smoky Bear
3. El Grizzly-ente
Bear Roast - It's Whats For Supper
2. Smoke'em Bear
Play on Smoky Bear
3. El Grizzly-ente
El Tejon
May 13, 2006, 10:43 AM
"Statutory reuqirements for THR Bear Thread:
1. Silly weapon? Check.
2. Imaginary bear that poster saw in a museum once as a child and now thanks to his raging Peter Pan Syndrome thinks stalks the earf? Check.
3. Alcoholic beverages? Hmmm, oddly missing."
1. Silly weapon? Check.
2. Imaginary bear that poster saw in a museum once as a child and now thanks to his raging Peter Pan Syndrome thinks stalks the earf? Check.
3. Alcoholic beverages? Hmmm, oddly missing."
AJ Dual
May 13, 2006, 10:46 AM
So, do ya think that bear'll let me arm him?
'Card
May 13, 2006, 10:47 AM
The pic reminds me of a joke someone posted on here a few weeks ago about the hunter who kept getting sodomized by bears.
"Let's face it, Bill - you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
"Let's face it, Bill - you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
dev_null
May 13, 2006, 10:53 AM
"Should I reload this empty mag? Nah. Hmm... wonder what that sound is?"
sm
May 13, 2006, 10:56 AM
Grin and Bear it
DunedinDragon
May 13, 2006, 11:24 AM
"Whoa mama...I was hoping I might find you at home alone in your nightie without your pet bear..."
OEF_VET
May 13, 2006, 03:04 PM
In all actuality, the thought running through my demented mind at the moment the picture was taken was "Gee, an LMT rail-mounted M203 would look sexy as all get-out on this thing!"
http://www.lewismachine.net/product.php?p=8&cid=10&session=ae64231fb13d61e2c5702787b7bc1428
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Nashmack
May 13, 2006, 03:12 PM
"I AM the second coming of Chuck Norris! Minus the hair..."
carebear
May 13, 2006, 06:10 PM
I'd look a lot tougher if I wasn't wearing un-pressed new guy cammies and smiling like a sailor with a handful of powdered soap.
:evil:
:evil:
DKSuddeth
May 13, 2006, 06:24 PM
caption:
"If that bear behind me was real, would I use this gun, or dial 911?"
"If that bear behind me was real, would I use this gun, or dial 911?"
Biker
May 13, 2006, 06:24 PM
"handful of powdered soap...". Hah!
Biker
Biker
Rembrandt
May 13, 2006, 06:40 PM
Does a bear poop in the woods?..... yes, unfortunately I just stepped in it....pheeew!
http://olegvolk.net/draw/beargun2369.jpg
http://olegvolk.net/draw/beargun2369.jpg
DoubleTapDrew
May 13, 2006, 07:14 PM
"Oops I did it again"
"Be vewwy quiet, I'm hunting grizzlys"
"Be vewwy quiet, I'm hunting grizzlys"
Brian Williams
May 13, 2006, 10:32 PM
If that bear behind me had a cigar I could lite it for him from here...
That Grandpa in 3 Ninja's said to the boys "Light up the eyes boys light up the eyes", Hmmm this thing would do it.
That Grandpa in 3 Ninja's said to the boys "Light up the eyes boys light up the eyes", Hmmm this thing would do it.
hso
May 13, 2006, 10:52 PM
"Ummm, ahhh. He's still standing, isn't he???"
White Horseradish
May 14, 2006, 01:18 AM
"You don't really come here to hunt, do you?"
GunnySkox
May 14, 2006, 02:10 AM
I assume that
the original version
of post #8
included at least one
error containing these words:
"...has a Bug up his butt..."
Nem
It did indeed, and I'm absolutely certain that lim (size of sad bug) as bug -> butt = volkswagen beetle played an integral part of the "error", too. But I thought better of it, figuring that getting banned because I was in a bad mood and sick of all the gorram grognards around here raining on everyone's parade was sort of silly. Plus, you sort of put the cork in the grognardery later on, so it turned out to be a superior decision on my part.
~GnSx
"Be kind. Others are fighting their own battles of which you have no awareness." ~Someone's signature.
the original version
of post #8
included at least one
error containing these words:
"...has a Bug up his butt..."
Nem
It did indeed, and I'm absolutely certain that lim (size of sad bug) as bug -> butt = volkswagen beetle played an integral part of the "error", too. But I thought better of it, figuring that getting banned because I was in a bad mood and sick of all the gorram grognards around here raining on everyone's parade was sort of silly. Plus, you sort of put the cork in the grognardery later on, so it turned out to be a superior decision on my part.
~GnSx
"Be kind. Others are fighting their own battles of which you have no awareness." ~Someone's signature.
Diamondback6
May 14, 2006, 02:26 AM
"Well, the guys promised me a surprise after boot-camp...
Uhhh.... guys??
Guys???
Anybody?"
Uhhh.... guys??
Guys???
Anybody?"
Mooseman
May 14, 2006, 02:40 AM
PSYCHOSIS...
It's not just for breakfast anymore.
It's not just for breakfast anymore.
mogunner
May 14, 2006, 06:39 AM
"Rambo ain't got nothing on this Guy!"
GLOCK19XDSC
May 14, 2006, 08:15 AM
"Another fine mess..."
erik the bold
May 14, 2006, 08:52 AM
I think this is appropriate: Linky... (http://sps.la.asu.edu/~aaron/smart.wav)
The Grand Inquisitor
May 14, 2006, 11:57 AM
Just another "happy" soldier benefiting from "don't ask, don't tell".
Unforutnately, this guy is telling everything...
Unforutnately, this guy is telling everything...
pdowg881
May 14, 2006, 12:00 PM
:uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:
thats mine
thats mine
carebear
May 14, 2006, 04:16 PM
I just realized that is the Keltec pistol, my first glance thought was some faux-Krinkov.
Still silly looking. :D
Still silly looking. :D
mbs357
May 14, 2006, 04:19 PM
The caption should obviously be: "TEEHEE!"
AJAX22
May 14, 2006, 04:33 PM
caption "ohhhhhh right to BEAR arms......"
loud-mouth shnook
May 14, 2006, 04:58 PM
"DEPENDS? Heck,them's fer OLD folks. Why ya askin'?"
loud-mouth shnook
May 14, 2006, 05:34 PM
"Nothin' worse than bein' stalked by an Italian woman."
(Ok, Ok. I'll shut up now.)
(Ok, Ok. I'll shut up now.)
taliv
May 14, 2006, 06:35 PM
here are my entries in no particular order:
"looks like somebody forgot the first rule of gun fighting" (1. bring a gun)
"hurry up and take the pic, Oleg, so we can go shoot this thing!"
"how many rounds did you say this holds??"
"and you say tom diaz weeps every time I pull this trigger?"
"looks like somebody forgot the first rule of gun fighting" (1. bring a gun)
"hurry up and take the pic, Oleg, so we can go shoot this thing!"
"how many rounds did you say this holds??"
"and you say tom diaz weeps every time I pull this trigger?"
thewheelsonthebus
May 14, 2006, 06:37 PM
Keep America Safe! Bear arms It's your Rights!
Oh was that to serious! Sorrrrrrryyyyyy!
Oh was that to serious! Sorrrrrrryyyyyy!
coylh
May 15, 2006, 08:52 AM
"How much can an Australian Bear?"
Kharn
May 15, 2006, 09:39 AM
"Please tell me he did not get back up, I only had enough money for one Beta-C, and this one's empty." :what:
Kharn
Kharn
meef
May 15, 2006, 09:47 AM
"Whoa! That bear's standing a lot closer than I thought - and I think he likes me!"
:what:
:what:
HankB
May 15, 2006, 10:11 AM
"There's a bear behind me? No, I'm not going to fall for that - do you think I'm stupid or something?"
50 Shooter
May 15, 2006, 10:14 AM
"Are you sure it said the right to keep and arm bears"?:uhoh:
woerm
May 15, 2006, 10:22 AM
+1
"hmm, 8ft cave bear @ 6 o'clock :what: , #$@!@.223 at hand.:scrutiny: "
:evil:
"hmm, 8ft cave bear @ 6 o'clock :what: , #$@!@.223 at hand.:scrutiny: "
:evil:
Malone LaVeigh
May 15, 2006, 01:04 PM
"Hey, yo, if you ain't impressed with the gat, you can have a talk with my back-up."
akodo
May 15, 2006, 04:30 PM
When confronted by crazy gameboy wannabe soldier we recommend having your own firearm, or having your home guarded by your pet grizzly bear.
OEF_VET
May 16, 2006, 12:02 AM
When confronted by crazy gameboy wannabe soldier we recommend having your own firearm, or having your home guarded by your pet grizzly bear.
No crazy gameboy wannabe soldier here. Crazy, definitely. Wannabe soldier, nope, definitely not. I'm a hasbeen, not a wannabe. That's just a sterile BDU top that I keep around for when Oleg asks me to do some modeling for him. They are also good for other things, like hunting. Of course, if it'd make people feel better, I could put on my Class A's or BDU's and get Oleg to snap some pics. But, that might just serve to make some folks jealous.
What really happened was Chuck Norris was busy laying the smack-down on Jack Bauer, so he called me and asked if I'd take care of a small bear problem. I was trying to decide if I should just kill the bear outright, or torture him by telling him that Chuck was on his way to deal with him.
No crazy gameboy wannabe soldier here. Crazy, definitely. Wannabe soldier, nope, definitely not. I'm a hasbeen, not a wannabe. That's just a sterile BDU top that I keep around for when Oleg asks me to do some modeling for him. They are also good for other things, like hunting. Of course, if it'd make people feel better, I could put on my Class A's or BDU's and get Oleg to snap some pics. But, that might just serve to make some folks jealous.
What really happened was Chuck Norris was busy laying the smack-down on Jack Bauer, so he called me and asked if I'd take care of a small bear problem. I was trying to decide if I should just kill the bear outright, or torture him by telling him that Chuck was on his way to deal with him.
Oleg Volk
May 16, 2006, 12:07 AM
http://olegvolk.net/gallery/d/6944-2/priceoffreedom.jpg
JohnKSa
May 16, 2006, 12:23 AM
"Lessee here...
Drum mags, tactical light, dual pistol grips, cool flash-hider.
Yup--I'm ready for ANYTHING!"
Drum mags, tactical light, dual pistol grips, cool flash-hider.
Yup--I'm ready for ANYTHING!"
Jamie C.
May 16, 2006, 12:33 AM
"And you want me to do what with this poodle-shooter???"
J.C.
J.C.
db_tanker
May 16, 2006, 07:47 AM
"I know what your thinking...did I shoot 99 rounds or 100 rounds? You know, in all the excitment I forgot myself...but seeing as this is a 5.56mm and the most powerful poodle-shooter in the world, you have to ask yourself...do I feel lucky?"
"Now did I load the SS109 steelcore or the WWB in this thing?"
"So you play dead and he won't mess with you, right?"
D
"Now did I load the SS109 steelcore or the WWB in this thing?"
"So you play dead and he won't mess with you, right?"
D
f4t9r
May 16, 2006, 09:23 AM
"I just remembered where the ammo is stashed"
axeman_g
May 16, 2006, 09:50 AM
"Boy does guard duty suck here in Smolensk!"
"Heh Heh ... sure, I remember that big blonde in Vladavastock .... why do you ask?"
"Where did I put that shotgun because this POS just any gonna work?"
"I wish I knew how to quit you!"
"THR or TFL ... hmmm?"
"Heh Heh ... sure, I remember that big blonde in Vladavastock .... why do you ask?"
"Where did I put that shotgun because this POS just any gonna work?"
"I wish I knew how to quit you!"
"THR or TFL ... hmmm?"
Biker
May 16, 2006, 09:57 AM
"Heh, I'm screwed - brought a poodle shooter to a bear fight".
Biker
Biker
arthurcw
May 16, 2006, 10:21 AM
"THIS SUNDAY ON WWF SMACK DOWN! IT'S GRIZZZZLY vs. THE MALL NINJA!"
Nathaniel Firethorn
May 16, 2006, 01:26 PM
Please be gentle, Ben...
- NF
- NF
Biker
May 16, 2006, 01:31 PM
Oh, good one NF.:)
Biker
Biker
OuTcAsT
May 16, 2006, 02:10 PM
Caption: "This is what Incest does to the Gene pool "
Commissar Gribb
May 16, 2006, 02:18 PM
caption: "The bear reminds the man in a friendly way to press his uniform".
Lo.Com.Denom
May 17, 2006, 05:56 AM
"After hiding Mr Boomhauer's body in the Everglades, Gentle Ben and Mark set off for Disneyland..."
280PLUS
May 17, 2006, 06:12 AM
And now for the DUMB question of the day. That's OEF?
Why am I always the last one to find this stuff out? :p
Why am I always the last one to find this stuff out? :p
warwagon
May 17, 2006, 07:14 AM
Opreation enduring freedom.
Best,
Blair
Best,
Blair
280PLUS
May 17, 2006, 07:54 AM
No no,,,"THAT'S OEF? Meaning "That is OEFVET in the pic?" It's been a while since I've seen a pic of him so I didn't know. Handsome devil... :rolleyes:
:p
:p
jcoiii
May 17, 2006, 09:01 AM
I can't believe no one has said this one yet
"Armed for bear?"
:neener:
"Armed for bear?"
:neener:
Kharn
May 17, 2006, 09:50 AM
"Maybe I should've filed down the front sight a little further..."
Kharn
Kharn
Legionnaire
May 17, 2006, 01:00 PM
"How much can an Australian Bear?":D
Entry: "Very funny, Smitty. Now go set up another target. Smitty ...??"
Entry: "Very funny, Smitty. Now go set up another target. Smitty ...??"
LOST SOUL
May 17, 2006, 02:07 PM
lol yeah that was me. lol:neener:
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