Stupid Harley Davidson riders


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Jaegermeister
April 26, 2003, 12:13 AM
Just an observation:

Why do most people who ride Harley Davidson motorcycles wear the same stupid outfit: a pair of jeans and a black T-shirt from the motorcycle rally in Sturgis, South Dakota?

If Harley riders are the ideal of American rugged individualism, why do they wear the same cute little uniform? In reality, they are conformist lemmings.

While there "real bikers" out there, the last time I was in Sturgis, (camping at the time in the Black Hills) most of the people I met were dentists, lawyers and other mid-life professionals who don't shave for a week and try to pull off wearing leather chaps while letting personal hygenie go to hell.

Dorks. I think you should try a new fashion accessory such as chain mail shirts.

Also, helmets work. Those who don't wear them are referred to by the coroner as ORGAN DONORS.

I think Harley riders should wear somthing like a vertical American flag design jacket with a nice full-face helmet. How about a safety yellow ballistic nylon?

For you Harley riders who think you're so cool, try riding a road racing bicycle down a hill and hit 58.5 mph on a 15-pound bike with tires that are 12 mm wide. Done that, much scarier than going very fast on a motorcycle.

I really don't hate real bikers, just ones who like to play dress-up in their little uniform before they hit the road. Posers.

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jmbg29
April 26, 2003, 12:24 AM
Stupid Hawwey Davidson widews Just an obsewvation: Why do most peopwe who wide Hawwey Davidson motowcycwes weaw the same stupid outfit: a paiw of jeans and a bwack T-shiwt fwom the motowcycwe wawwy in Stuwgis, Souf Dakota? If Hawwey widews awe the ideaw of Amewican wugged individuawism, why do they weaw the same cute wittwe unifowm? In weawity, they awe confowmist wemmings. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Whiwe thewe "weaw bikews" out thewe, the wast time I was in Stuwgis, (camping at the time in the Bwack Hiwws) most of the peopwe I met wewe dentists, wawyews and othew mid-wife pwofessionaws who don't shave fow a week and twy to puww off weawing weathew chaps whiwe wetting pewsonaw hygenie go to heww. Dowks. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! I think you shouwd twy a new fashion accessowy such as chain maiw shiwts. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Awso, hewmets wowk. Dose who don't weaw them awe wefewwed to by the cowonew as OWGAN DONOWS. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! I think Hawwey widews shouwd weaw somthing wike a vewticaw Amewican fwag design jacket wif a nice fuww-face hewmet. How about a safety yewwow bawwistic nywon? Fow you Hawwey widews who think you'we so coow, twy widing a woad wacing bicycwe down a hiww and hit 58.5 mph on a 15-pound bike wif tiwes that awe 12 mm wide. Done that, much scawiew than going vewy fast on a motowcycwe. I weawwy don't hate weaw bikews, just ones who wike to pway dwess-up in theiw wittwe unifowm befowe they hit the woad. Posews. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!

It sounds much more interesting in Elmer Fudd dialect, no?:D

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Flatfender
April 26, 2003, 12:26 AM
Go back to France...Troll

blades67
April 26, 2003, 12:28 AM
Get over yourself.:rolleyes:

It's too bad that "dentists, lawyers and other mid-life professionals who don't shave for a week and try to pull off wearing leather chaps while letting personal hygenie go to hell" make you piddle in your Pamper. If they're riding, they're bikers. You seem to think that the only way to be a "real" biker is to have a "Born to Lose!" tatoo and a rap sheet.

Do you think because you claim to have ridden "a road racing bicycle down a hill and hit 58.5 mph on a 15-pound bike with tires that are 12 mm wide." that you're Lance Armstrong?

Grow up.

Jeff OTMG
April 26, 2003, 12:30 AM
And you have a problem with how they carry their guns while riding or the type of guns they carry? I think that you left the 'gun' topic off the post on this gun forum.

Flatfender
April 26, 2003, 12:44 AM
Bring your spandex wearing, schwinn riding a$$ to Sturgis this summer and I'll promise to introduce you to some real bikers.

It'll be fun.

Preacherman
April 26, 2003, 12:51 AM
OT. Closed.

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