'Bout time for another Caption This!


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Nathaniel Firethorn
June 28, 2006, 04:12 PM
http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=41610&stc=1&d=1151523044

- NF

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Bobo
June 28, 2006, 04:16 PM
DANGER
WIDE LOAD!

Punkermonkey
June 28, 2006, 04:17 PM
"...and with the addition of Toyota's fold away second row seating, your passengers are sure to be pleased with the optional flame thrower...."

noklue3
June 28, 2006, 04:23 PM
"Local Shriners go berserk!"

Preacherman
June 28, 2006, 04:24 PM
"Speed traps? Bring 'em on!"

:D

Hoppy590
June 28, 2006, 04:25 PM
"with this rocket were sure to win the drag race!"

DoubleTapDrew
June 28, 2006, 04:25 PM
The new Daihatsu Ratatat, featuring Stabilitrak for superb handling and protection!

Larry Ashcraft
June 28, 2006, 04:28 PM
"The next person who says 'That's the funniest looking Jeep I've ever seen.' gets shot!"

erikm
June 28, 2006, 04:32 PM
Acme Outriggers: pop-out firepower when you want it.

rbernie
June 28, 2006, 04:38 PM
I brake for nothing...

dracphelan
June 28, 2006, 04:40 PM
Ready for yet another day in Dallas traffic.

RNB65
June 28, 2006, 04:44 PM
VW's entry in the US Army's Interim Armored Vehicle competition.

P-35/53
June 28, 2006, 04:46 PM
This gives a new meaning to riding shotgun.

MrTuffPaws
June 28, 2006, 04:47 PM
"A Chinese Fire Drill accedent waiting to happen."

Sinsaba
June 28, 2006, 04:48 PM
I can't think of a caption but .... I WANT ONE!! :eek:

Working Man
June 28, 2006, 04:49 PM
Perhaps you're misunderstanding the situation.... That's my parking spot!

rev214
June 28, 2006, 04:50 PM
exclusive footage of North Korea's intercontinental missle launch system...

CajunBass
June 28, 2006, 04:51 PM
Now. Which finger was that you just waved at me?

MLH
June 28, 2006, 04:51 PM
THE ultimate answer to Road Rage!:evil:

RNB65
June 28, 2006, 04:53 PM
The ultimate driving machine!

rbernie
June 28, 2006, 05:06 PM
The Lollipop Guild gets serious in the never-ending battle against The Wicked Witch of the West.

One of Many
June 28, 2006, 05:07 PM
And here I thought only MOTORCYCLES had SIDECARS.

seeker_two
June 28, 2006, 05:09 PM
This year, the VFW voiced their displeasure at having to follow the American Quarter Horse Association in the local Independence Day parade..... :D

Zero_DgZ
June 28, 2006, 05:14 PM
"A constant source of debate and bickering among state army vehicle crews was who's turn it would be toget to sit in the 'boom seat'."

Mongo the Mutterer
June 28, 2006, 05:28 PM
Bazooka Joe (or is it Bazooka Cho ?)

DocHolliday
June 28, 2006, 05:30 PM
Who say we too short to ride on roller-coaster?

Freddymac
June 28, 2006, 05:45 PM
he he he

pdowg881
June 28, 2006, 05:51 PM
Where'd that damn squirrel go?

craig
June 28, 2006, 08:28 PM
miles per gallon!!?!? oops.

i thought they said firepower per mile.

MIL-DOT
June 28, 2006, 08:31 PM
THIS AIN'T WHAT I MEANT WHEN I CALLED "SHOTGUN" !!!





( damn, i just read that someone already beat me to the "shotgun" idea. )

modifiedbrowning
June 28, 2006, 08:34 PM
After 30yrs of Willy Wonka's tyranny the Oompa Loompa resistance was born.

Biker
June 28, 2006, 08:47 PM
Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers...

Biker

Thefabulousfink
June 28, 2006, 08:54 PM
Wider IS Better!:D

dev_null
June 28, 2006, 09:15 PM
"Neither Rain nor Snow nor Dark of Night shall stay the People's Mail!"

profshadow
June 28, 2006, 09:19 PM
We had to bring him along...Mom said!

sm
June 28, 2006, 10:17 PM
Our task of creating a socialist America can only succeed when those who would resist us have been totally disarmed. - Sarah Brady.

The purpose of government is to rein in the rights of the people. - Bill Clinton

We can't be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans...-Bill Clinton


The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subject races to possess arms. History shows that all conquerors who have allowed the subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by so doing. Indeed, I would go so far as to say that the supply of arms to the underdogs is a sine qua non for the overthrow of any sovereignty.
- Adolf Hitler


Waiting periods are only a step. Registration is only a step. The prohibition of private firearms is the goal.- Janet Reno

Gun registration is not enough. - Janet Reno


We can't expect the American People to jump from Capitalism to Communism, but we can assist their elected leaders in giving them small doses of Socialism, until they awaken one day to find that they have Communism. - Nikita Khrushchev

If the opposition (citizen) disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves. - Josef Stalin

A liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist and too rich to be a communist.- Unknown

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.- Frank Zappa


Nobody these days holds the written word in such high esteem as police states do...
- Italo Calvino

During my training I was trained in Psycho-politics. This was the art of capturing the minds of a nation through brainwashing and fake mental health. - Kenneth Goff

offthepaper
June 28, 2006, 10:43 PM
Kung Fung Chinese Carry Out
-------
We Deliver! :neener:

Jake
June 28, 2006, 10:48 PM
I'm thinking something along the lines of one of those "Keep honking I'm reloading" bumper stickers.

Preacherman
June 28, 2006, 11:07 PM
After 30yrs of Willy Wonka's tyranny the Oompa Loompa resistance was born.

I think modifiedbrowning takes the prize so far . . . :D

Bigjake
June 28, 2006, 11:14 PM
After 30yrs of Willy Wonka's tyranny the Oompa Loompa resistance was born.



The lollypop guild doesn't mess around when they threaten a strike over labor negotiations!

MudPuppy
June 28, 2006, 11:16 PM
It doesn't need a caption--it needs music. Clown Music!

TrapperReady
June 28, 2006, 11:27 PM
[alternate history]
After President Kerry required that all military vehicles operate in accordance with CARB Regulations, the Army unveiled it's new down-armored LMMWV.
[/alternate history]

jamz
June 28, 2006, 11:30 PM
(*&@(^$@#^$* My Oompa-Loompa Liberation Front joke was taken. :cuss:


Long live the OLLF! :D

Diamondback6
June 29, 2006, 12:01 AM
How 'bout:

"Anyone ELSE wanna do 35 in the fast lane? Didn't think so..."

evan price
June 29, 2006, 12:08 AM
Kelley Blue Book Vehicle Retail Value Report:

Make: Honqui
Model: LWV
Year: 2002

Engine: 4 cyl gasoline
Transmission: Manual
Drive: 4x4

Odometer Reading: 10220 km (Most vehicles of this type 15000 km)

Vehicle Optional Equipment:

[X] Removable Top
[ ] Alloy Wheels
[ ] Oversize Off-Road Tires
[X] Chrome Wheel Covers
[X] All-Climate Floor Mats
[ ] Rear Seat DVD Entertainment System
[ ] Anti-Lock Brakes
[X] Trailer Tow Package
[ ] Front & Rear Side Curtain Air Bags
[ ] Two-Tone Paint
[ ] XM Stereo System with CD Changer (In-Dash)
[ ] Fog Lights
[X] Side-Mounted Bazooka Pintle with Seat
[X] Side-Mounted Light Machine Gun with Seat
[X] Extra Fuel Tanks
[ ] Leather Seating Surfaces
[ ] Cruise Control
[ ] Power Equipment Package


Condition: Excellent

Value: 100,000 yuan (Note: Vehicle may require significant reconditioning/unbrainwashing to achieve this Capitalist valuation)

Billll
June 29, 2006, 12:14 AM
Unfortunately, Sgt Lo and his merry Mien went through the whole parade holding their rigid military postures without noticing that the party chairman had fallen out the back at the start.

Skofnung
June 29, 2006, 12:44 AM
Time to un-pimp your auto!

modifiedbrowning
June 29, 2006, 12:48 AM
I think modifiedbrowning takes the prize so far
Thanks, Preacherman!

sm, Thank you for another, and very interesting perspective.

arthurcw
June 29, 2006, 01:18 AM
ZOMBIES BEWARE!

Davo
June 29, 2006, 01:22 AM
Lets see what Chuck Norris thinks about us now!!!
The sound track should be the 3 stooges theme.

DMSHEPARD
June 29, 2006, 01:30 AM
Mini Coopers contribution to the war effort.

Overman
June 29, 2006, 02:38 AM
That guy riding shotgun reminds me a lot of Brian Peppers.

Arkie
June 29, 2006, 02:45 AM
You want me to take a right turn?

And what do you mean they are wired into the turn signal??? :what:

Third_Rail
June 29, 2006, 02:57 AM
I think having that ride by to "Entry of the Gladiators" would be perfect. :D

AJAX22
June 29, 2006, 03:14 AM
Its a freudian thing

rangerruck
June 29, 2006, 04:43 AM
hey guys, arent i suppose to be strapped into this with some kinda seatbelt?

Boom-stick
June 29, 2006, 09:21 AM
The optional extra's for Walmarts New, 'Kiddie Peddle-Kart' raised a few eyebrows at the product launch

Lupinus
June 29, 2006, 10:23 AM
"Over the river and through the woods......."

Oldtimer
June 29, 2006, 11:00 AM
"Rocket-powered 5th wheel option is available on certain models"

RNB65
June 29, 2006, 11:03 AM
"Optional 105mm towed howitzer available."

HighVelocity
June 29, 2006, 12:19 PM
The Original "Pimp My Ride"

spooney
June 29, 2006, 12:43 PM
"AND THEY'RE FOUR WIDE DOWN THE STRAIGHTAWAY!!"

For all you NASCAR fans out there.

dfaugh
June 29, 2006, 02:45 PM
Good one, spooney, we need someything like this, every time Kyle Busch is running.

Was gonna go for "pimp my ride", but will have to settle for latest "Monster Garage"

James NM
June 29, 2006, 03:58 PM
Chrysler's radical new vehicle design makes side air bags obsolete!

sm
June 29, 2006, 03:59 PM
Anyone else thinking how cool it would be to emulate that vehicle and set up for kids at the county fair a kiddie ride? :D

I mean Shetland ponies are neat, the little kiddie cars are neat.

Still can you imagine a kiddie ride with about six vehicles looking like that with the "extensions" and "guns" - all kiddie vehicles of course - going around and around real slow and having a ball?

I mean some kids are really small, and adults have to get on the ride with them...

"But grandpa we have ridden that ride 4 times in a row and I want a corn dog".
"Sonny get your butt back on the ride, we can get corn dogs later..."

I figure some of you adults know who you are - yeah you - hiding behind a kid. :p

What county fair is closet to Sarah Brady? Have I got a proposal for a new kiddie ride for that fair being the "first" with the "newest coolest" kiddie ride.

Of course one has to take pics of kids on rides...how many pics does it take to give an anti a stroke?

:D

mbs357
June 29, 2006, 04:43 PM
How's my driving?

axeman_g
June 29, 2006, 04:44 PM
modifiedbrowning takes the prize..... here are some attempts to wrestle away the cup.

Little People... Big Bangs!

From instruction manual "WARNING: LMG user must fire continuosly to offset rotational forces created by recoil caused by LAW firing."

Godzilla is finished this time!

Introducing Tonka Toys newest addition to the Little Person Armored Brigade.

Hey Mung ... dont you think those VW "Zero Ego Emmisions" commercials are STUPID!

Your going to invade where? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We dont need no stinkin badges!

htcw454
June 29, 2006, 04:48 PM
The new carpool lane enforcement unit:uhoh: :rolleyes:

YellowLab
June 29, 2006, 08:26 PM
"Objects in Mirror are more heavily armed than they appear" :neener:

scout26
June 30, 2006, 12:07 AM
The only known photo of all four Stooges together is from the short film.......

Walter
June 30, 2006, 12:26 AM
"Badges?? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Badges!!!"

Working Man
July 1, 2006, 07:01 PM
I gotta say I like....

"Objects in Mirror are more heavily armed than they appear"

Good one YellowLab.

CSA 357
July 2, 2006, 01:07 PM
FILL YOUR HAND YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fosbery
July 2, 2006, 01:28 PM
"Carjack this!"

mrmeval
July 2, 2006, 01:39 PM
The Jeep is not! :what:

Kowboy
July 2, 2006, 01:51 PM
All:

The first shot is the best. Punkermonkey takes it.

Kowboy

IZinterrogator
July 2, 2006, 05:25 PM
"So, exactly how fast were you going, sir? I'll need to know how much to lead you next time."

Warren
July 2, 2006, 11:10 PM
In other automotive news today the new Oleg Volkswagon was unveiled today at a press conference in Tennessee....

mustanger98
July 2, 2006, 11:23 PM
"When assault wheelbarrows failed, the mall ninjas tried plan B, but it too fell far short of mustanger98's assault dually pickup truck."

kikr
July 3, 2006, 03:46 AM
"speed limit? we dont need no stinkin speed limit"

dtalley
July 3, 2006, 09:52 AM
Man in passenger seat saying, "Dang I wish I hadn't fogot my ear plugs."

grampster
July 3, 2006, 10:02 AM
All your Jeep belong to us.

James NM
July 3, 2006, 12:34 PM
"Say Hello to my Little Friends"

rugerdude
July 3, 2006, 02:53 PM
ALL YOUR JEEP ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!

Nematocyst
July 3, 2006, 03:02 PM
Yeah, I'm voting for YellowLab's entry:

"Objects in Mirror are more heavily armed than they appear" A bit of a tangent: exactly what IS that photo of? What army, when, where?

mustanger98
July 3, 2006, 05:33 PM
A bit of a tangent: exactly what IS that photo of? What army, when, where?

I have no info on this so take it with several salt blocks (the big ones down at the feed store), but my thought when you posted that question is that the photo probably leaked out of North Korea in the last couple of weeks.

Nematocyst
July 3, 2006, 05:56 PM
<appropriate caveat snipped>...the photo probably leaked out of North Korea in the last couple of weeksI thought something similar (even though more like 40 years ago), but then took a close look (magnifier in a photo viewer) at the guy in the passenger seat & the guy on the outside of the driver (far right of the image). Neither looks of oriental decent; both look more caucasian.

But then, I'd recommend just as much salt when reading my interpretation.

I did finally find this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mini_Moke)that seems to be relevant to the image title that includes the word "moke":

The Mini Moke is an open car based on the Austin Mini, designed by Sir Alec Issigonis. Made at the Longbridge, Birmingham plant of the British Motor Corporation between 1964 and 1968, 15,000 were produced in the United Kingdom. It was subsequently produced in Australia, Portugal and Italy.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moke

akanotken
July 3, 2006, 06:02 PM
The earliest special effects crew for the James bond movie were summarily dismissed when thier efforts to create a Bond car failed to please the studios' heads.

Wiley
July 3, 2006, 06:07 PM
"Not being able to afford an A10 Thunerbolt II, they did the best they could."

James NM
July 3, 2006, 06:46 PM
The new Jeep for GI Joe

DMSHEPARD
July 3, 2006, 10:19 PM
Is this the Korean nuclear weapon they are making all the fuss about lately?
I'll sleep easier tonight!

LAK
July 4, 2006, 06:46 AM
"... He is not really going to try and pass between those two parked tanks is he?"

Interesting system though. The Mini Moke cheep driver can remain in position enjoying at least alittle offset clearance from the muzzles while the bazooka and or MG are employed to forward, and they can both be employed in any 180 degree arc. I'd wager both outriggers can be detached and emloyed in a static position while the cheep remains mobile with all it's available carry space.

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Nathaniel Firethorn
July 4, 2006, 12:37 PM
A bit of a tangent: exactly what IS that photo of? What army, when, where?'Bout halfway down the page. (http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/mini.html)

- NF

Dacoda
July 4, 2006, 01:20 PM
zoom zoom BOOM!

it's supposed to be that jingle from the car commercial.

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