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MicroBalrog
May 4, 2003, 09:46 AM
Can anyone suggest one?
Here's mine:


GUNS CAUSE VIOLENCE
like flame-extiguishers cause fires

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PATH
May 4, 2003, 06:42 PM
When it comes to gun control liberals eschew obfuscation!:D

CB900F
May 4, 2003, 06:59 PM
This is particularly for the New York contingent.

IF SHE WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO DIVORCE HIM
WHY IS SHE SMART ENOUGH TO GOVERN YOU?

900F

Cactus
May 4, 2003, 07:02 PM
Liberals First...

THEN Cancer!

tyme
May 4, 2003, 09:01 PM
CB900f, unfortunately (for her and the country), I don't think it has much to do with intelligence. Ethics, certainly, but not intelligence. Given sufficient moral depravity, anyone would happily remain married to a person, son of Satan he may be, who is or is very closed to being the most politically connected person on the planet.

I'm partial to either:
Guns don't kill people, federal agents do
-or-
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun[s], and so has his nephew's golf club

I believe I got the latter from a similar thread on tfl.

gun-fucious
May 4, 2003, 09:05 PM
got guns?

Standing Wolf
May 4, 2003, 09:08 PM
Insurance by Colt

YankeeClipper
May 4, 2003, 09:58 PM
Guns Don't Kill People: Bullets kill people: Guns Just make Bullets go Really, Really Fast!

MicroBalrog
May 4, 2003, 10:39 PM
GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE
Gun Control Does

MicroBalrog
May 4, 2003, 10:40 PM
European gun control killed WAY more people than my gun!

SemperFi83
May 5, 2003, 09:27 AM
The U.S. Constitution: Void where prohinited

RTFM
May 5, 2003, 09:32 AM
An armed society is a polite society.

Edit: WOO HOO and with that I'm a full-fledged member.

DigitalWarrior
May 5, 2003, 09:58 AM
Jesus said:
"and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one"
Luke 22:36

"Why do I own guns?
Because God told me to."

I am not religous, but figured some people on the board might appreciate this.

general
May 5, 2003, 11:29 AM
hows about....
"If you can read this..
Perception IS reality" (then hit the brakes HARD!)

"If you can read this...
You should try target shooting"

"Follow me to the shooting range!"

"Support America... Buy a gun!"

and my favorite...
"There are weasels chomping on my under garments"

Oh yeah.... now hear this...now hear this...
POST NUMBER 100! Whoo Hoo!!!:D :D :D :D

RobW
May 5, 2003, 11:43 AM
Protect our criminals, ban guns!

MonkeyMan
May 5, 2003, 11:47 AM
One of my favorites:

Tick off a liberal, buy a gun.

<sanitized for public consumption>

Tall Man
May 5, 2003, 12:00 PM
1. This country is being destroyed by those who could not have created it.

2. This country was built by white men with guns.

Tall Man

Truth in advertising.

A. Partisan
May 5, 2003, 02:11 PM
You can lead a horticulture,
but you can't make her think.

I know, I know, it's not gun related
but what the hey.

toxic_todd
May 5, 2003, 03:13 PM
"Better to be judged by 12 than to be carried by 6."
:D

Partisan Ranger
May 5, 2003, 03:15 PM
PEACE THROUGH SUPERIOR FIREPOWER!
:D :cool: :p :)

foghornl
May 5, 2003, 03:34 PM
My favorite numbers are 1911-A1 and M-1.

Boats
May 5, 2003, 03:36 PM
"From Washington, Jefferson, and Adams to Schumer, Clinton and Feinstein? De-evolution is no longer just a theory."

"A liberal kept in your home is 43 times more likely to say something completely stupid than raise one valid point."

"Why can't we have a 10 day waiting period on your mouth?"

"If background checks were required before you were born, we wouldn't be having this conversation now."

Elmer Snerd
May 5, 2003, 04:54 PM
"If guns cause crime, mine must be defective"
This is on a mug (http://www.libertyoutlet.com/store/itemdetail.html?detailid=28) from www.flashbunny.org, but I think that it would make a great bumper sticker.

Over 99% of gun owners didn't murder anyone today

Saying that carrying a gun means
that you are "looking for trouble"
makes as much sense as saying that wearing a seatbelt means
that you are "looking for an accident".

If guns are outlawed can we use swords?

A world without guns would be much safer. Just ask anyone who died in the Middle Ages.

Your "hunting rifle" and "skeet shotgun" are next on their list!

RandyB
May 5, 2003, 05:01 PM
"The difference between hunting and just sitting here looking stupid is very slight."

"Cat. The other white meat."

"Universal sign language for "No" (showing a woman holding an 870)."

MicroBalrog
May 5, 2003, 05:03 PM
So, would anyone buy one if I made one?:D

makdaddy03
May 5, 2003, 05:06 PM
Politcians Perfer Unarmed Peasants.

Marshall
May 5, 2003, 05:07 PM
You're being burglarized! In the closet is a Liberal and a Gun?


:D

MicroBalrog
May 5, 2003, 05:08 PM
But weren't we talking about NEW slogans?:rolleyes:

Boats
May 5, 2003, 05:08 PM
So, would anyone buy one if I made one?

Yeah, does anyone know what a minimum run would have to be?

MicroBalrog
May 5, 2003, 05:12 PM
You could either make 'em like I do

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/members...freedom_press.0

or just make 'em yourself -don't HP make that special sticker paper for regular printers? Although the quality would probably be inferior - or would it?

DontShootMe
May 5, 2003, 05:30 PM
Work harder...

Millions on welfare are depending on you.

MicroBalrog
May 5, 2003, 05:32 PM
And what does that have to do with RKBA?:D
MicroleftiewelfaresupporterBalrog

simon
May 5, 2003, 05:38 PM
"From Washington, Jefferson, and Adams to Schumer, Clinton and Feinstein? De-evolution is no longer just a theory."
and the rest are just priceless!!ROFl

MB,try here..http://www.makestickers.com/

MicroBalrog
May 5, 2003, 05:42 PM
Gun Control killed more people than my gun!:evil:

MicroBalrog
May 5, 2003, 05:47 PM
Support Israel's war on terrorism
Buy an IMI Desert Eagle

Darrin
May 5, 2003, 05:47 PM
The U.S. Constitution: Void where prohibited
I like this one best so far.

...and the one about Ted Kennedy's car! :D

Darrin
May 5, 2003, 05:50 PM
How about a liberal bumper-sticker? It could read:

I'm not armed in BIG letters. ;)

MicroBalrog
May 5, 2003, 05:58 PM
Now, how much do tools for self-making stickers/shirts cost in America? I have an Idea!

simon
May 5, 2003, 06:13 PM
"IF VOTING REALLY WORKED, IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL"

MicroBalrog
May 5, 2003, 06:16 PM
Now why don't we make a site with B&W posters/shirt designs/ sticker concept which anybody with a B&W printer could run off by himself?

Ari
May 5, 2003, 06:47 PM
" Protect our criminals... Ban guns! "

I'd love to have that bumper sticker!

MicroBalrog
May 5, 2003, 06:53 PM
You want a new bumper sticker?
[URL=http://www.hp.com/sbso/mbiz/articles/beyondPlainPaper.html]If you do, nothing can stop you[/URL

]stickers and labels: Use your word processor to print out peel-and-stick labels for mail, folders, diskettes, CDs and more: you can even use fonts, images and colors to customize the appearance.

specialty media: If you like to get creative with your computer, specialty papers offer a wide range of possibilities to the small business. HP’s iron-on transfers make it easy to make your own t-shirts, promotional items, and more. Get your message out loud and clear with HP’s banner paper. Also available are specialty media specially formatted for printers such as vellum and parchment, printable sheets of fabric like felt and canvas, printable mylar, shrink plastic, and window clings. Just remember, before you use any non-HP media in your printer, check to make sure you won’t have any compatibility issues.

keyhole
May 5, 2003, 07:03 PM
Mb-
Thanks!
I have one my Uncle made for me, an oldie, but a goodie,,,,,,"KEEP HONKING I'M RELOADING"

Elmer Snerd
May 5, 2003, 07:16 PM
Got ammo?
Fight Crime! Register Liberals!
Register criminals, not guns
Just say "No, thank you." Drug dealers have feelings, too.
I don't call 911, I call 1911.
If guns cause crime, then trailer parks cause tornadoes.
I'm pro-gun and I VOTE
If guns kill, then I need to go home and make sure that my safe hasn't been murdered.
The correct spelling is LIEberal

Safety First
May 5, 2003, 09:27 PM
What do guns and seat belts have in common?
" They both save lives when needed "

XLMiguel
May 6, 2003, 08:30 AM
"A gun in the hand beats a cop on the phone."

Not gun-related, but cracked me up last night-
"I'm more confused than an infant in a topless bar."

fish2xs
May 6, 2003, 09:31 AM
"Think globally, shoot locally."

Partisan Ranger
May 6, 2003, 09:36 AM
We Gave Peace A Chance.
Now Let's Give War a Whirl.

DrDremel
May 6, 2003, 11:26 AM
How about.

“Gun control didn’t save Nicole Brown Simpson, A gun could have.” Bill Poynter III

Joe Demko
May 6, 2003, 11:39 AM
Re-elect W. He sucks a little less.

standingbear
May 6, 2003, 11:59 AM
"i used to worry about being robbed,stabbed and beaten..now they just give me pills for that." (since some states are not gun friendly and it is a crime to have a gun in your own home without a liscence) or how bout this....."sometimes 7 aint enough"(with a 45 mac10 pic next to it)

Elmer Snerd
May 6, 2003, 05:56 PM
I don't dial 911, I dial 9mm
The Million Mom March is none of the above.
I love my country, but I fear my government.

Bowlcut
May 6, 2003, 07:36 PM
Gun Control Laws....
Ignorace is Bliss

noklue3
May 7, 2003, 02:21 PM
Not as lean,
Not as mean,
Still a Marine

Art

F=ma
May 7, 2003, 07:11 PM
"You Can't Hurt Me
My Government Will Protect Me"

lostdog
May 8, 2003, 01:13 AM
I don't even like donuts (for a cop)

I am one of the good guys

Guns rule!!!

Why must you persist to upset the natural way of things

you are a waste of oxygen

M-16+glock=safe

If you can't shoot...DON"T

You need a role model!!

Free speech for real men

Give us your guns, and we will protect you

My : Killneatchu

MicroBalrog
May 9, 2003, 08:25 AM
PROUD TO BE PART OF THE GUN LOBBY

Feanaro
May 9, 2003, 02:57 PM
"The LORD protects me. My gun is just to hold them off till he gets there."

CZ 75 BD
May 12, 2003, 11:59 AM
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