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August 13, 2006, 12:14 AM
Phil Carson was asked about not long ago.
Had coffee with the boy, and he is doing fine and said to tell ya'll...
Blueberry vs Cornbread.
There is more to responsible firearm ownership than firearms . -sm
This includes sharing with kids how to cook in six inch and eight inch cast iron skillets.
You take one aunt, add one niece, add one nephew that are brother and sister, Blueberry Muffin Mix , Sweet Cornbread Mix, Un-Sweet Cornbread Mix, a timer that decides to quit timing, sprinkle smoke detectors – and you have a Recipe for stepping and fetching, ear ringing, smoking ovens, kitchens and
Toothpicks breaks when poking to check it – hard.
Fling like a Frisbee and won’t break - hard
Yep- sure fire winners of the Ellie Mae Award
Now some folks would view this is a disaster, a situation where the kids did not learn any lessons.
I beg to differ, the Aunt understood the presented opportunity, and the kids understood the opportunity…
I seem to be the only to view this as shooting opportunity.
“Good! You figure how to get the durn things out of the skillets , and pass on some of that “Adopted Uncle “ stuff you do”
Head tilt – Arms folded- Smirk Ladies Do
“Yeah!”
Two sets of soulful eyes looking up at me, with grins…
“Woof” “Woof”
Make that three with the added “paw to the nose” bit -which means
“ I ain’t gonna try to eat ‘em, but it sounds like fun this playing with ‘em stuff”.
“Do we need guns like for Mutant Zombies?”
“Maybe <giggles> Ultimate Shotguns that shoot Roman Candles?”
“ I know , we need to use Fire Breathing Dragon Ammo”.
“Ya’ll been reading the Forums again haven’t you? “
Angelic Faces of Denial looking away.
“Yeah, some Adopted Uncle been known to peruse the forum with them, Last Estimate these two have about a Million dollars in shotguns picked out from pictures”
---JohnBT posted them pictures- I just showed them to the kids. I want the record straight on that. –
Guns:
I keep telling you folks to Simplify! Ya’ll don’t listen to me…
Teal Blue .22 single shot rifle, kids sized – the little ladies gun.
Wood Blue .22 single shot rifle, kid sized – the young mans.
Psychedelic, Tie-Dyed .kid sized .410 single shot shotgun , on a bright yellow background.
Did I mention this thing is YELLOW?
You get one guess as to who looks really good shooting this thing and is responsible for its being.
So, I prop up the Burnt Blueberry Specials on a box, with tin cans full of water behind them and …
…oh yeah, they stayed upright on edge, like a big old wooden nickel they did…
…just , well, this being the serious learning lesson it was and all, add the fact I had spied the food coloring in the cabinet, food coloring works in water…
hey, thing might be a neat special effect – don’t know, but for the sake of Research & Testing…
See? Ya’ll just don’t appreciate what all I do for ya’ll do ya?
Did ya’ll know that Electrical Tape will stick to a Burnt Blueberry Cake? It does in case you ever need to know that for Trivial Pursuit or something.
Anywho, taped a playing card for a target and let the games begin.
“GentlePersons – Start them Twenty Two’s! “
Hey, young man is into NASCAR, I thought it quite original myself…
The Aunt snickered and turned away…
Three shots each and we stop, I mean we gotta see….
Yep, darn tooting- all shots on the playing card and nice shooting.
You know how when you use a .22 to shoot plywood the backside splinters?
Yep, surprised me too.
Had coffee with the boy, and he is doing fine and said to tell ya'll...
Blueberry vs Cornbread.
There is more to responsible firearm ownership than firearms . -sm
This includes sharing with kids how to cook in six inch and eight inch cast iron skillets.
You take one aunt, add one niece, add one nephew that are brother and sister, Blueberry Muffin Mix , Sweet Cornbread Mix, Un-Sweet Cornbread Mix, a timer that decides to quit timing, sprinkle smoke detectors – and you have a Recipe for stepping and fetching, ear ringing, smoking ovens, kitchens and
Toothpicks breaks when poking to check it – hard.
Fling like a Frisbee and won’t break - hard
Yep- sure fire winners of the Ellie Mae Award
Now some folks would view this is a disaster, a situation where the kids did not learn any lessons.
I beg to differ, the Aunt understood the presented opportunity, and the kids understood the opportunity…
I seem to be the only to view this as shooting opportunity.
“Good! You figure how to get the durn things out of the skillets , and pass on some of that “Adopted Uncle “ stuff you do”
Head tilt – Arms folded- Smirk Ladies Do
“Yeah!”
Two sets of soulful eyes looking up at me, with grins…
“Woof” “Woof”
Make that three with the added “paw to the nose” bit -which means
“ I ain’t gonna try to eat ‘em, but it sounds like fun this playing with ‘em stuff”.
“Do we need guns like for Mutant Zombies?”
“Maybe <giggles> Ultimate Shotguns that shoot Roman Candles?”
“ I know , we need to use Fire Breathing Dragon Ammo”.
“Ya’ll been reading the Forums again haven’t you? “
Angelic Faces of Denial looking away.
“Yeah, some Adopted Uncle been known to peruse the forum with them, Last Estimate these two have about a Million dollars in shotguns picked out from pictures”
---JohnBT posted them pictures- I just showed them to the kids. I want the record straight on that. –
Guns:
I keep telling you folks to Simplify! Ya’ll don’t listen to me…
Teal Blue .22 single shot rifle, kids sized – the little ladies gun.
Wood Blue .22 single shot rifle, kid sized – the young mans.
Psychedelic, Tie-Dyed .kid sized .410 single shot shotgun , on a bright yellow background.
Did I mention this thing is YELLOW?
You get one guess as to who looks really good shooting this thing and is responsible for its being.
So, I prop up the Burnt Blueberry Specials on a box, with tin cans full of water behind them and …
…oh yeah, they stayed upright on edge, like a big old wooden nickel they did…
…just , well, this being the serious learning lesson it was and all, add the fact I had spied the food coloring in the cabinet, food coloring works in water…
hey, thing might be a neat special effect – don’t know, but for the sake of Research & Testing…
See? Ya’ll just don’t appreciate what all I do for ya’ll do ya?
Did ya’ll know that Electrical Tape will stick to a Burnt Blueberry Cake? It does in case you ever need to know that for Trivial Pursuit or something.
Anywho, taped a playing card for a target and let the games begin.
“GentlePersons – Start them Twenty Two’s! “
Hey, young man is into NASCAR, I thought it quite original myself…
The Aunt snickered and turned away…
Three shots each and we stop, I mean we gotta see….
Yep, darn tooting- all shots on the playing card and nice shooting.
You know how when you use a .22 to shoot plywood the backside splinters?
Yep, surprised me too.