Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?


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45Cal
August 15, 2006, 11:28 AM
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?



Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found

by posing the following question:



You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small

children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around

the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,

raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and

you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and

your family. What do you do?



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Democrat's Answer:



Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor? Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 911? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.









Republican's Answer:



BANG!!









Southerner's Answer:



BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click!.....(Sounds of reloading.) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Hollow points or Winchester Silver Tips?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You ain't takin' that to the Taxidermist!"

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progunner1957
August 15, 2006, 11:46 AM
Wife: "You ain't takin' that to the Taxidermist!"
E-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he!!!!:D

BobTheTomato
August 15, 2006, 12:27 PM
hehe....that made me giggle

antarti
August 15, 2006, 12:33 PM
You are carrying a Glock cal 40

How could you possibly call yourself a Southerner with one of those? Policeman maybe?


Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You ain't takin' that to the Taxidermist!"

That's more like it. Atta boy!

Lone_Gunman
August 15, 2006, 12:50 PM
Why does it matter if the guy is an Islamic terrorist?

And Silvertips are hollowpoints.

BryanP
August 15, 2006, 01:03 PM
That joke has been around for a long time. Someone just "updated" it with "Islamic Terrorist." It used to just talk about a criminal / mugger.

The original is better. ;)

Autolycus
August 15, 2006, 04:49 PM
What about a Libertarian?

Justin
August 15, 2006, 04:56 PM
Waaaay old.

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