That one takes the cake, I think: Kalashnikov-brand vodka.
Although that Colt lighter is kinda cool, too.
September 21, 2006, 06:02 AM
I have heard tell the Kalashnikov vodka will fire you up!
September 21, 2006, 05:54 PM
"I wonder what it smells like. I also wonder why a gun company is selling cologne..."
1) It better smell darned good for $95
2) They'll sell anything their fans will buy.
Anyone look at the NRA catalog? Same stuff.
September 22, 2006, 02:03 AM
As long as it smells like gun smoke I'm all over it! :evil:
September 22, 2006, 02:11 AM
Hey, let's not forget the Ruger Ram (http://ruger.com/RugerRam/index.html).
September 22, 2006, 04:28 AM
Some of the prostitutes are brands.
September 22, 2006, 09:51 AM
Dunno, maybe the cologne uses Unique as an ingredient.
S&W's web page calls it an "igniting" fragrance.
September 22, 2006, 10:38 AM
actually, if anyone knows where I can find any of the old remington "quick-set" tents I'd appreciate it.
gave the one i had to my nephews, best damn tent I ever bought. easy as all heck to set up and tons of interior space.
September 22, 2006, 10:52 AM
I've always thought that someone should make a fragrance for women that smells like gunpowder :p I think we all know what sort of men that kinda fragrance would attract.
September 22, 2006, 10:53 AM
Hey, let's not forget the Ruger Ram.
*Drooling* ... Sweeeet.
September 22, 2006, 10:56 AM
S&W cologne? bah!
I just splash a little hoppes behind each ear....
September 22, 2006, 12:00 PM
Ouch on that price tag. Sticking with cheap stuff. Burnt gunpowder smells good, too.
September 22, 2006, 12:07 PM
It probably smells like Hoppes #9. Hey baby, like my new cologne? It's Smith & Wesson.
September 22, 2006, 02:15 PM
Makes me wonder what a cologne from glock or hk would smell like
The bracing olfactory assault of a mixture of Kiwi, leather, and foot funk from recently-polished jackboots?
September 22, 2006, 02:40 PM
The best was the Armalite toaster.
No, I kid you not. They did it as a joke, but were actually giving them away with each gun. I wish I would have gotten one when I had the chance.
September 22, 2006, 02:50 PM
What you guys don't understand is that it's tactical cologne. Smells nice, explodes on impact.
Back when I used to do stuff I can't tell you about, in places you're not allowed to know exist, I used that very cologne as an IED to destroy a [DELETED].
September 22, 2006, 02:53 PM
You can buy a Glock shovel.
Or a Colt lighter.
Drink from a Bushmaster cup.
Organize your business cards courtesy of Ruger.
And, what will you do with all this junk?
Haul it around in your Beretta luggage.
All this while you're drinking your Colt .45 malt liquor!
September 22, 2006, 04:18 PM
Don't forget Remington beef jerky!!!
September 22, 2006, 04:30 PM
I also have a Winchester hunting knife.
September 22, 2006, 04:49 PM
I got the Winchester set as a gift. The folding knife opens easy and is usually clipped on my pocket.
September 22, 2006, 09:24 PM
The Ruger Ram looks fantastic. I'm guessing the S&W cologne smells like market decline, and the smell changes every 2 years (along with the S&W line of semi-autos). I'll also guess that a lot of users complain that there is too much stacking when removing the lid.