Caption Time
Boats
May 20, 2003, 03:30 PM
http://www.thermaldynamics.com/pictures/hk/g36inaction-3.jpg
Don't pose for tough guy pictures when struggling with the early stages of Dunlap's disease.
If you enjoyed reading about "Caption Time" here in TheHighRoad.org archive, you'll LOVE our community. Come join
TheHighRoad.org today for the full version!
blades67
May 20, 2003, 03:47 PM
Don't pose for tough guy pictures when struggling with the early stages of Dunlap's disease.
Early stages? That thing is well on its way over.:D
RANash
May 20, 2003, 03:51 PM
Hey! I resemble that remark! :D
FPrice
May 20, 2003, 03:52 PM
"Don't pose for tough guy pictures when struggling with the early stages of Dunlap's disease."
I beg your pardon, a great many of us on THR resemble that remark! :(
edited to add: RANash, you were about 10 seconds faster than me!
fatboyclone
May 20, 2003, 03:53 PM
note to self: when posing for a picture with a rifle that uses clear polymer mags, be sure to load the mags first.
KMKeller
May 20, 2003, 04:05 PM
Lookatmeeeee! I'm a tactical poseur! :D
Dang shame he's wearing a Glock or he'd have the complete ensemble.
Or, "Who put the super glue on my mic?"
CZ-75
May 20, 2003, 04:06 PM
Paint faster, Mr. Kramer, we've got citizens to harrass, Eh.
blades67
May 20, 2003, 04:08 PM
http://www.thermaldynamics.com/pictures/hk/g36inaction-3.jpg
"Somebody called about a cat in a tree?"
:evil: :neener:
Jim March
May 20, 2003, 04:08 PM
"Be vewwy vewwy quiet...I'm hunting MALL NINJAS!"
seeker_two
May 20, 2003, 04:08 PM
"Whaddaya mean we have to LAND FIRST?"...
spacemanspiff
May 20, 2003, 04:47 PM
"dammit farva! i'm not mooning the camera, so stop asking!"
Devonai
May 20, 2003, 05:45 PM
"Local Police Find Solution For Slow Drivers In The Fast Lane"
Bruce H
May 20, 2003, 05:49 PM
I can and will, you can't and won't.
Gewehr98
May 20, 2003, 06:47 PM
:D (FPrice will know what I mean!)
"We're heading over to Skunkabilly's to show him my new HK Koolplasticgun®, he'll be so green with HK envy..."
P95Carry
May 20, 2003, 06:57 PM
''I'm just so --- well - - so --- damn KOOL!''
280PLUS
May 20, 2003, 07:29 PM
not donlap...
as in : his belly dun LOPPED over his belt...
and i too resemble that remark,,,
just remember,,,it's paid for...:neener:
caption: didn't i order the CURLY fries???
280PLUS
May 20, 2003, 07:34 PM
i'm keeping my finger off thr trigger so's i don't get flamed all over by the keyboard commandos down at the THR site...
:D
winstonsmith
May 20, 2003, 07:34 PM
"Can anyone see what this man is doing wrong? If you said, he isn't keeping his weapon in "safe" modem you're right. No, the other weapon."
Rembrandt
May 20, 2003, 07:52 PM
...."Can you believe it....they spent all the departments budget on the gun and helicopter.....and can't afford gloves with five fingers!"
Skunkabilly
May 20, 2003, 07:59 PM
What? No carbon fiber helmet?
George Hill
May 20, 2003, 08:02 PM
"Yeah, I just suffer from HK Envy Syndrom. Uh huh."
blades67
May 20, 2003, 08:12 PM
MD500.........$1.5M
HK G36C.......$1.1K
Your partner forgetting to load his magazines before picking up the Chief?.......Priceless!
:D
Edited because I'm still learning my alphabet!:o :D
Atticus
May 20, 2003, 08:16 PM
"Touch my freakin doughnut and I'll kill ya"
Darrin
May 20, 2003, 08:24 PM
"I hear there's a situation in the food court....oh, look! Picture time!!"
winstonsmith
May 20, 2003, 08:27 PM
Blades, call me a nitpicker but I think thats a G36C, not k..
http://www.hkpro.com/g36c.htm
:neener: :evil: :D
blades67
May 20, 2003, 08:32 PM
Okay, you're a nitpicker!
:neener: :D
I hate when I hit the wrong key!:banghead:
winstonsmith
May 20, 2003, 08:35 PM
Ok, he excused it.. noone tell him k is nowhere near c....
;) :evil:
RANash
May 20, 2003, 08:40 PM
And the winners are: (in my humble opinion)
3rd Place: "Touch my freakin doughnut and I'll kill ya" by Atticus
2nd Place: "Local Police Find Solution For Slow Drivers In The Fast Lane" by Devonai
1st Place: "Somebody called about a cat in a tree?" by Blades67
Honorable mention: "Be vewwy vewwy quiet...I'm hunting MALL NINJAS!" by Jim March
Elmer Snerd
May 21, 2003, 10:43 AM
"We're from the Government and we're here to help."
Don Gwinn
May 21, 2003, 11:03 AM
"Move along, nothing to see here. . ."
-or-
Super Troopers II:
"The Reckoning"
El Tejon
May 21, 2003, 11:48 AM
"Someone get that man a salad and a treadmill!"
spacemanspiff
May 21, 2003, 12:27 PM
3rd Place: "Touch my freakin doughnut and I'll kill ya" by Atticus
i can do one better:
"touch my doughnut and i'll spank you, nightstalker".
(needs an obvious nod of respect to BHD).
Henry Bowman
May 21, 2003, 12:37 PM
Didn't anyone notice the sholder patch: "Ontario Police"? Maybe something about gun registry? Anyone? Anyone? Beuller?
Schuey2002
May 21, 2003, 12:42 PM
" If you don't get in here, I'm taking off without you! " :D
FPrice
May 21, 2003, 01:30 PM
"(FPrice will know what I mean!)"
I most certainly do!
Many is the time that I had had to tell my boss that, "No. My mustache is NOT too big, my mouth is too small.".
~:D ~
Gewehr98
May 21, 2003, 09:14 PM
I just sheepishly went home and trimmed the darn thing on the conservative side of the regs. Gets worse during professional military education time... :(
SquirrelNuts
May 21, 2003, 09:22 PM
"All your guns are belong to us, eh"
-SquirrelNuts
Darrin
May 21, 2003, 09:25 PM
"Excuse me, but is the pilot looking at my butt? I told him not to look at my butt. Just look how mad I am now."
DeputyVaughn
May 22, 2003, 01:29 AM
"Man...what'd you eat for lunch? I'm gonna ride out here on the rail!!!!"
winstonsmith
May 22, 2003, 01:37 AM
"I need to use the restroom, and I'm not taking no for an answer."
"Got milk?"
"Hey, do you have any immodium?"
"I SAID RARE NOT MEDIUM WELL!"
Dr.Rob
May 22, 2003, 02:11 AM
At long last Canada prasied its full support to the US in the war on terrorism. pledging the full support of their armed forces, (army navy and air) so illustrated by this publicity photo.
However due to budget cutbacks Canadian armed forces arriving on the scene in Khandahar included two trappers in a canoe, one mountie and a flying squirrel.
:scrutiny:
:uhoh:
:rolleyes:
Thanks, enjoy the buffet.
Skunkabilly
May 22, 2003, 02:23 AM
That G36 is so cute!! I want one :(
Don Gwinn
May 22, 2003, 09:05 AM
Uhh. . .guys? You sure that's not Ontario, California?
Skunkabilly
May 22, 2003, 11:49 AM
Don, I'm pretty sure it's Ontario, CA.
Molson Labe!
axeman_g
May 22, 2003, 02:06 PM
"I have got to make sure this picture gets into my 20th High School Reunion circular. I bet you the guys from the football team will stop calling me "Butt Crack" then."
Edited to remove other word for "Butt", rhymes with a large mouth fish.
RustyHammer
May 22, 2003, 02:46 PM
"What do you mean we're hovering at 10,000 feet?"
SquirrelNuts
May 22, 2003, 04:07 PM
Uhh. . .guys? You sure that's not Ontario, California? I am not sure it really matters when it comes to describing their communisty mindset. You are probably right, otherwise it would say "Ontario Provincial Police" or OPP for short. I remember driving through Ontario as a young un and laughing at the OPP signs.
-SquirrelNuts
Sisco
May 22, 2003, 04:33 PM
Damn. Screw up once with the Cuban kid thing and they make me Renos' bodyguard for life.
SquirrelNuts
May 22, 2003, 07:28 PM
Damn. Screw up once with the Cuban kid thing and they make me Renos' bodyguard for life. ROFLMAO!!!!
Hot brass
May 22, 2003, 07:39 PM
"Yes its point and shoot":neener:
If you enjoyed reading about "Caption Time" here in TheHighRoad.org archive, you'll LOVE our community. Come join
TheHighRoad.org today for the full version!
vBulletin® v3.8.6, Copyright ©2000-2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.